Shaq's back

I totally think the Heat got the best of this deal.

Even if Shaq somehow comes back this year and plays decently, what about the OTHER TWO YEARS in which he is still under contract?

Meanwhile Miami somehow managed to dump a contract thought previously undumpable and get SHAWN MARION too?

I'd be thrilled if O'Neal helps Phoenix win a title. They deserve it.

I would love for Phoenix to win so that everybody will stop fellating Chuck Daly decades later. Is it so wrong for uptempo offense to win a title?

to think how things might have turned out last year had Amare not been suspended.

I ran into a guy wearing a suns hat while out last night. Dude was not happy.

was the hat a bootleg?

he's benched for this game but they can't stfu about him and keep showing reaction shots of his deadpan mug

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/02/09/sports/09araton_600.jpg

i am v v v v v interested in seeing shaq actually play w/the suns

nah i am too but fucking shut up already until hes on the court y'know

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/photo/2008-02/35308487.jpg

http://www.rivalfish.com/rivalroom/uploaded_images/KAZAAM-783477.JPG

lolololo

wizards uniforms r so fugly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K1EXurORC0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFME30bB7ok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riV3hvW8M64
O_O

if am0n is talking about the wizards' gold joints he is wrong

designed by diddy too

that explains it then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKhP3PnB_xM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mjwyLp6OiM&NR=1

he had some handles and an actual jump shot(!) back in the day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFqZlGVswZ8

I sort-of want Shaq to fail for the Suns so we can see him on Inside the NBA in the next few years.

Since we're posting clips ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWo-VA1mf6Y

the post move he did at the 1:50 mark of the mixtape was stinky.

good block. i want shaq to have 10 rings

45 yo shaq would be awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5jMOK87N7A

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=Ap4PBl7V9jq5ZB71cWEOySq8vLYF?slug=ap-suns-shaq&prov=ap&type=lgns

talking the talk.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/shaq_terrified_of_phoenix_suns

The Lakers' Phil Jackson, O'Neal's former coach, said Shaq's role would be "taking the ball out of bounds and waiting for the other team to get back."

"He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny," Shaq said without smiling. "Ha-ha. Very funny."

rooting for shaq but he got clowned

The Zing Master

he's right though, it is very funny

lol

"Earthlings must be careful with what they say," O'Neal said.

Jackson's reply was with a smile: "He's a space cadet, no doubt about it, so I can understand it."

"I'm more like a senior adviser so I don't like to come in here and try to take over," O'Neal said. ... "Just like your basic karate movie where the young guys come to the old guys with beards who have them do weird stuff to get to the other side. That's who I am, the old guy with a long beard."

Long pause.

"You like that analogy?" he said, obviously pleased with himself. "That was pretty good?"

i don''t like the big cactus w/o facial hair

also post-game he said he's gonna "get his randy moss on"

OK HE JUST CALLED NASH "THE CANADIAN EMINEM"

that presser was genius - yay shaq!

why did he apologize to raja bell in spanish? i didnt get that? it was funny anyway tho.

shaq looked pretty damn good for a guy who hadn't played in a month. or at least he did in the 2nd half. kobe was bananas though.

http://shaqisagooddetective.ytmnd.com/

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/8479402/Report:-Shaq-accused-of-stalking-female-rapper

old news I guess

LIVE THE LIFE U IMAGINED, JEEZ I SUCK AT TYPIN, LOL

I hope he never stops twittering.

he stopped for liek 24 hours and i was worried. i even twittered my concern.

also post-game he said he's gonna "get his randy moss on"

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 20, 2008 11:08 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OK HE JUST CALLED NASH "THE CANADIAN EMINEM"

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 20, 2008 11:11 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark

lmao

LIVE THE LIFE U IMAGINED, JEEZ I SUCK AT TYPIN, LOL

i propose an ilh trip to the nba store for basketball handprint comparison lols.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/1563423.jpg%3FAWSAccessKeyId%3D0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82%26Expires%3D1230858829%26Signature%3DGZSt3WN0GAWHS0I3OTXLdRubNwo%3D

<3

Drat.

http://twitpic.com/xicf

Is yao ming really a half a million all star votes better than me, my twitterish brothers and sisters about 2 hours ago from txt

http://www.basketball-reference.com/blog/?p=9588#more-9588

He missed 5317 free throws in his career

http://www.sportsgrid.com/nba/shaq-and-shaqs-girlfriend-most-likely-stretch-the-limits-of-what-is-sexually-possible/

holy god

his dick must be the size of her arm

his dick must be the size of her arm

― tine nic (k3vin k.), Tuesday, August 16, 2011 10:22 PM Bookmark

think more discussion warranted on this

can i just

http://shaq.com/media/wysiwyg/shaq_soda.jpg

the strawberry cream soda one was p good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STZAPItlAV4

sick

i still have my Shaq soda cans in our kitchen

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsD5nFgU0AA-zTl.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dsjt1d_U0AAXlWV.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-xSnhoVIAglpFK?format=jpg&name=large

shaq looking a little concerned there!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CyYxAdQQ52k/VEwWLO-BOGI/AAAAAAAA0to/648Jn-5sUIk/s1600/vlcsnap-2014-10-24-19h40m22s154.png

lol