CARGO SHORTS

Good tip, Burt--I never think of Lands End because it makes me feel like my mom. They have shorts organized by inseam--6", 9", or 11". Don't know if I'm ready for 6" shorts.

lands end shorts are still a little baggy for my taste. but yeah at least theyre at 'normal' lengths.

hmm i have to check out

people who don't want to be reminded that they're WEARING clothes, ie want them to feel like pajamas. This is where the oversized-ness comes in, I'm pretty sure.

this time of year especially, a lot of people don't want too wear too many clothes, just the minimum demanded by social convention. also, guys especially prefer a certain measure of freedom in certain regions.

i prefer my shorts, like most other things, to be fairly minimal, but extra pockets can be handy at times.

lol oops i meant to say something about that. those short shorts are everywhere!

-- Surmounter

o jeezus are ironic short shorts in style now or something?

x-post truth--if I'm wearing shorts it's because it's hot as balls and my appearance is going to be taking a backseat to that fact.

short shorts are hip boys' cool coolness at the moment, it seems.

"hot as balls"

how short do shorts have to be to count as 'short shorts'

id like to see some pics of these douchewads

4 inches above the knee?

sitting down or standing up?

i dunno, i cant distinguish b/w 'short shorts' & 'shorts that are too short', i wouldnt wear any shorts that are at least knee length standing myself

it's fun to see tho :)

like, really fun.

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_7OT8AQmblPI/Rt-unXMfmtI/AAAAAAAAAUA/K-Usv8llmIo/101_0021.JPG

i hope jhoshea doesnt mind me posting a pic of him & his gf

haha i was just gonna post that. they're definitely not all that absurd. a lot of the shorts i've seen are more structured in cut and fabric, and not as american apparel 70s throwback. they're just kind of short.

when did plaid shorts become the new cargo shorts?

i have a question

ewwww

when did cargo shorts become a "thing" - they have been for as long as i can remember but im kinda young

daria is otm about plaid shorts. the only thing is that they look infinitely better than cargo shorts so i'll still rock plaid shorts from time to time

KNOW WHAT IS THE WORST? sooooo many (frat) dudes will wear plaid shorts WITH A HORIZONTALLY STRIPED POLO. shit makes me incensed

ha i saw some dad the other day wearing cargo shorts and i thought "ugh, that shit is still around?"

i wore cargo shorts last weekend tbh

― lipitor retriever (brownie), Thursday, June 6, 2013 9:10 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's a good look

― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, June 6, 2013 9:11 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Has ilx finally come around on this?

gonna put some stuff in those pockets bro, got a lot of important stuff to carry in there

no need to carry a bag when ur wearing cargo shortz

anti-cargo shorts ppl are only slightly less insufferable than strict anti-shorts ppl imo

when did cargo shorts become a "thing" - they have been for as long as i can remember but im kinda young

― herb tycoon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, August 11, 2009 3:23 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/cargoshorts_zpsc9279ae2.png

has the great american cargo shorts novel been written yet, if not why not

I bought a pair of cargo shorts at uniqlo because I needed shorts at the last minute. They're really not bad -- they have a slim line and the pockets don't stick out too much. I think the problem is not really cargo shorts so much as baggy cargo shorts.

anti-cargo shorts ppl are only slightly less insufferable than strict anti-shorts ppl imo

― johnny crunch, Thursday, June 6, 2013 9:56 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what abt anti cargo people, anti argo pants, anti cargo whatever you got

im not strictly anti short but i do think many mens could benefit from investing in some lightweight summer pants

i don't own any cargo shorts, but i favor comfort over style always

i wear shorts if im in a chill state, i cant just wear them around like nothings going on, if i lived in a super hot place prob tho

also for athletics

needless to say

confort v style is obvs a false binary and is indicative of just not giving a shit, not the best mode in which to be

just not giving a shit, or as i call it "early Bill Murray"

bill murray totally gives a shit in his own way

I liked the fact that in Tel Aviv everyone gets that it is hot as fuck and just drifts around in shorts, loose lightweight shirts and sandals, whereas in NYC you have to pretend it's not hot as balls even when it is.

goony i never said it was always either/or

Shorts are weekend attire in Miami. I tend not to wear them at night though unless I'm chilling at someone's place

ok morbs just know ive got my eye on you

im not strictly anti short but i do think many mens could benefit from investing in some lightweight summer pants

― lag∞n, Thursday, June 6, 2013 11:18 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fyi i actually own some lightweight summer pants that are cargo pants i know i will now be sugg banned, rightly so

feel like all cargo garments should be taxed extra per pocket as heavy machinery

i thought it was p lol when designers tried to 'bring back' cargo pants recently, any time spent irl would've shown them cargo pants/shorts never went away

^ goddamn cargo trousers, even

the first time i ever went to magic cards tournament irl my first thought was 'how are there so many people here still wearing cargo pants' this was in 2010

there was a reality show for a while featuring tommy hilfigers daughter where she claimed her dad like invented cargo shorts

when are designers going to discovery the fanny pack

https://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/HC-GU580_Pants_G_20160801152033.jpg

http://www.wsj.com/articles/nice-cargo-shorts-youre-sleeping-on-the-sofa-1470082856

where do people who don't wear cargo shorts keep their sunglasses, idgi

man-purse? fanny pack? perched on your forehead like you were the guy from the mean rich kids fraternity in a ski movie?

Never take them off, tbh

Love 'em BUT they are ALREADY BAGGY, you don't need to also buy them TOO BIG FOR YOU.

Also they should end above the knee so we can see the bottom of your quad definition.

lol great journalism wsj let me just~~

i thought it was p lol when designers tried to 'bring back' cargo pants recently, any time spent irl would've shown them cargo pants/shorts never went away

― Lamp, Thursday, June 6, 2013 10:31 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink