post one reason dating the poster above you would rule and one reason it would suck

xpost

c: can't get enough of that sass
d: lacks proper equipment to fix my refrigerator

that didn't work

pro: smooth operator
con: talks your ear off

c: is otm all the damn time
d: is otm all the damn time

fuk xpost. Who's omar?

IF YOU SEE ITS AN XPOST WHY DO YOU CONTINUE? GOD

seems to be similar to the lazy zing thread

pro: sharp fella
con: long distance ;_;

c: likes seven second delay iirc
d: is very anal

(XPOST)

yeah whatever just dont even just pretend i dont really exist do the guy above me i dont care

c: went to my dad's college
d: is a guy

c: would likely be impossible to embarrass in public
d: penis

c: don't know him: fun and exciting
d: don't know him: awkward and potentially disastrous

c: HSTNGS power structure solidified
d: she would probably kill me in my sleep

c: swears a lot
d: the having-a-dick thing, again

c: likes (or maybe even knows) mogwai
d: lives in the cold north and is already attached (and a bloke)

c: experienced w/ handjobs
d: not too hot in a dress

(dammit xposted)

a) lives in hawaii!
b) not the best at walking

c: whales have spouts / are funny
d: weekly fish consumption
(xps)

c: can make a beautiful painting of me
d: no one will see it (;_;)

c: ROXOR
d: Long distance (also, penis, etc.)

c: whales have spouts / are funny
d: weekly fish consumption
(xp)

c: I wouldn't have to remember a new name.
d: I don't know who this person is.

xpost to John: If I was going to kill you, it would not be in your sleep.

Let's see, regarding Jenny:

c: don't know her, and also would really upset my parents
d: lack of penis, but also would really upset my parents

c: contributes to poetry commission thread
d: is already married and lives halfway across world

c: does not act like my bud Prenwick
d: looks creepily similar to my friend Prenwick

c: messiah whose book is guide to getting it on
d: deeznuts would kill me

c: better than max r
d: too young, robbing the cradle

hey dan you've confused deeznuts with me i think

c: lives nearby
d: doesn't leave the dance floor until last call

c: name makes me think of Eazy E
d: name makes me think of Eazy E

a) bro, reminds me of high school, inveterate drunk
b) see (a)

c: doctor-to-be, skilled at mouth to mouth
d: no tits

c: appreciates good BBQ
d: wrong gender

d: wrong gender is lazy

not as lazy as me ripping on max being young but still

I totally cop to all charges of laziness.

c: seems reasonably amusing
d: thinks I'm viral marketing

c: is awesome
d: would probably bum Jeff out

c: we could talk about football
d: might be spoken for, but then again so am i

c: would let me speak for him
d: is a former ilxor but won't say who

c: shared passion for arts administration
d: i would get jealous of the ballerinas

c: foxy, funny, fwow
d: long-distance make me sad face

YOU TWO SHOULD JUST KISS ALREADY

NICE ONE

c: could get me tickets to the ballet
d: lives in Seattle...uh...

I mean it's pretty much going to rain there from now until April, that's not cool.

a) keeper
b) highland dancing lol

a) we could go hiking or mountain climbing together or some shit
b) see above.

c: is a girl
d: defends aaron hz

c: not from ny
d: from la

i thought you were gonna quit on this thread chaki.

oh well that's good, the minus part is quite awkward to be honest, i should have just said "long distance" like everyone else, haha

+good to go dancing with prolly
-from dublin

+ interesting, fun, likes things i like, lives on a farm iirc????
- gay

+would probably be fun to cook with
-doesn't like anything

not even true! i like tons of things

ok:

+would probably be fun to cook with
-doesn't like anythingargumentative

+HILARIOUS
-hates everything

xxpost!!!!

true :( xpost

lol

+ i like the pnw; seems cool
- i dont really like yoga tea

+funny bro
-sharts

+ enjoys pic threads almost as much as I do + probably has awesome Irish accent
- lives in Ireland, loves dick

+ Awesome chick who totally rocks the short hair :)
- Dislikes Maria Bamford :(

Like I said earlier: ¯\(o_°)/¯ sorry! Her love for pugs makes me think she's good ppl though so might give her a 2nd chance.

(Srsly the only even semi-suck thing I could think of. No big!)