Xanadu! A place where nobody dared to go!

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Heres an old pic of lynne sans glasses. kind of what i expected mark linkous to look like before i knew what he looked like:

http://www.laguitarshow.com/pix/gallery/elo.jpg

kate/baby loves headrub (papa november), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 11:56 (nineteen years ago) link

i give the soundtrack a B, and will duly listen to it again now

Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 12:06 (nineteen years ago) link

let's talk about the summer where i was all about dressing like olivia newton john, sans rollerskates.

ah, youth.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link

if i only had a time machine, maria... if only!@#@!!

charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't piss of those angels, they'll sue.

They'll sue you you
From Xanadu-u-u

moley (moley), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link

XANADU 2006 IS COMING

donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

It ain't no disco, but who's complaining?: "Hopefully no one will ever remake Xanadu. It's one movie I'd like to remain untouched."

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 02:10 (nineteen years ago) link

sigh. this site didn't like me hotlinking on the other thread, but maybe this'll work:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/bruce_jenner3.jpg

jbr (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 02:37 (nineteen years ago) link

(since there's been some talk of can't stop the music)

jbr (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 02:38 (nineteen years ago) link

fourth one down

jbr (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link

You sure that's not actually a picture of post-accident Christopher Reeves?

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 03:11 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
Courtesy of Nicole, the apotheosis of western civilization:

A PLACE THAT NOBODY DARED TO GO...: ... and that probably nobody should be going back to. Nonetheless, a stage adaptation of the 1980 movie musical Xanadu is, for better of worse, bound for Off-Broadway, rollerskates and all. Christopher Ashley (All Shook Up) will direct what I can only assume will be the most camptacular show to debut in spring 2007. Now then, is it too early to start campaigning for Kylie Minogue to step in for her fellow Aussie Olivia Newton-John in the lead?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Now then, is it too early to start campaigning for Kylie Minogue to step in for her fellow Aussie Olivia Newton-John in the lead?

I CALLED IT!

I CALLED IT!

ROYALTIES, BITCHEZ!

Yoo Doo Nut (donut), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

The musical is a Broadway smash thanks to a good review in the Times! The book is by admired comic playwright Douglas Carter Beane, and it's a cheeky spoof, apparently:

Heaven on Wheels, and in Leg Warmers
By CHARLES ISHERWOOD

Can a musical be simultaneously indefensible and irresistible? Why, yes it can. Witness “Xanadu,” the outlandishly enjoyable stage spoof of the outrageously bad movie from 1980 about a painter and his muse who find love at a roller disco in Los Angeles.

The title doesn’t ring a bell? Let me refresh your memory. In “Xanadu” did Newton-John a blooming film career destroy. (Sorry, Mr. Coleridge, I couldn’t resist.)

You probably remember how Olivia Newton-John, the pert, wholesome pop thrush, rocketed to film stardom opposite John Travolta in the Hollywood version of the musical “Grease.” That was in 1978. A mere two years later she roller-skated into oblivion — or at least back to Australia — in a fabulously insipid turkey called “Xanadu,” which didn’t do much for Gene Kelly’s career, either. “Xanadu” also helped kill the “Grease”-born movie musical revival right quick, and the film now resides, I trust, under toxic lockdown at Netflix shipping centers across the country. Watch it at your peril.

Why, you may wonder, would anyone deem it necessary, or even worthwhile, to pay lavish mock homage to a dreadful movie by exhuming it for exhibition onstage? Has Broadway nothing better to do? Has the American musical theater reached such a nadir of inspiration?

Well, yeah. I guess. Whatever. Why pester me with silly questions when there’s so much silly bliss to be had at the Helen Hayes Theater, where the new, improved “Xanadu” opened last night? In any case, Douglas Carter Beane, the impish playwright who has ingeniously adapted the screenplay for the stage (while wearing a Hazmat suit, I hope), trumps such hectoring queries by acknowledging the inanity of the enterprise himself. In his adorably ditzy new book for the musical, Mr. Beane posits 1980, the year “Xanadu” dawned and the year in which the stage version is set, as a cultural turning point. “The muses are in retreat,” muses the god Zeus, played by Tony Roberts, in the musical’s poignant climax. (Kidding!) “Creativity shall remain stymied for decades. The theater? They’ll just take some stinkeroo movie or some songwriter’s catalog, throw it onstage and call it a show.”

Prophetic words, mighty Zeus, but the creators and performers of “Xanadu” desecrate the theatah with such sharp good humor and magnetic high spirits that you won’t have much time to weep for the cultural blight that too much of Broadway has become. And in fact, there is enough first-rate stage talent rolling around in “Xanadu” to power a season of wholly new, old-school, non-jukebox musicals, if someone would get around to writing a few good ones.

Kerry Butler, as the Greek demi-goddess Clio, who also roams Venice Beach as the Australian mortal Kira, is simply heaven on eight little polyurethane wheels. Or heaven in leg warmers. (Actually she’s both: the skates and woolens are Ms. Newton-John’s memorably ghastly signature look from the movie, though the costume designer David Zinn chose not to drape her in those fetching peasant blouses.)

Ms. Butler is the rare Broadway ingénue who is as funny as she is pretty, and she sings gloriously, too, both in her own tangy Broadway belt and in a devastatingly funny impersonation of Ms. Newton-John’s sweetly sighing soprano. (When Ms. Butler is speaking Australian, she’s actually a ringer for a fresher import from Down Under, Nicole Kidman.) She’s got a lovely line in arabesque on those skates, too! Can Audra McDonald or Kristin Chenoweth do that?

Clio-Kira sheds her inspirational light on a frustrated young would-be artist named Sonny, who spends his time making chalk murals on the sidewalk by the shore. Sonny has chalk for brains, too, and Cheyenne Jackson, the star of “All Shook Up,” the forgettable Elvis jukebox musical, plays him beautifully as a big slab of prime beefcake in tube socks and denim cutoffs. Sonny’s twinkling blue eyes have all the depth of a kiddie pool, his earnest effusions the hilarious aridity of soap-opera acting. (Mr. Jackson is a last-minute and temporary substitute for James Carpinello, star of the forgettable stage ripoff of “Saturday Night Fever,” who was injured in a skating accident and will return to the role when he heals.)

Working from a screenplay consisting of atrocious musical numbers Scotch-taped together with doltish dialogue, Mr. Beane filled the gaps by dreaming up tasty shtick for two of Clio’s wicked sister muses, Calliope and Melpomene, who are played by the stage-devouring comic actresses Jackie Hoffman and Mary Testa, respectively. Their theme song, “Evil Woman,” is a highlight, as Ms. Hoffman, in her cat eyeglasses looking like a Roz Chast cartoon sprung to life, scats the shrieky guitar riffs while Ms. Testa bellows the chorus in chesty tones. Together or separately, they are both criminally funny.

Perhaps you remember “Evil Woman,” a hit for the not-quite- immortal ’70s synth-rock outfit Electric Light Orchestra. (A clue: Sing the first syllable twice.) If you were at least tween-age in 1980 and in possession of a radio, you will probably recognize a big chunk of the pop score for “Xanadu,” which includes the sultry ballad “Magic” and the pulsating title tune, written (like “Evil Woman”) by Jeff Lynne, the songwriter for E.L.O.

Back in the day, these were the kind of songs that you’d scoff at in public but crank up and sing along with in the privacy of your Camaro. Now, thanks to our metastasizing cultural affection for the drek of yesteryear (one day theses will be written about that seminal work “Mamma Mia!”), we are free to celebrate them in collective public rituals, as long as everyone agrees to keep tongues in cheeks.

“Xanadu,” which has mostly been directed at roller-derby speed by Christopher Ashley, does have a few dead spots in its brisk 90-minute running time. In addition to Zeus, Mr. Roberts plays the Gene Kelly role from the movie, a magnate named Danny Maguire who bankrolls Sonny’s disco dreams.

Mr. Roberts possesses a polished deadpan style, but Mr. Beane’s inspiration seems to have failed him when it came to minting fresh fun from the subplot involving flashbacks to Danny’s 1940s romance. The stage “Xanadu” can’t really muster much in the way of an extravaganza, either, despite Dan Knechtges’s mercilessly cheesy choreography and the music director Eric Stern’s zesty pop arrangements. (For those attuned to higher musical planes, yes, he is that Eric Stern.) The production is skimpy on both the casting and design fronts.

A few dozen audience members are seated onstage, but this device, used effectively in “Spring Awakening,” seems less an aesthetic choice than an economic one here. With a cast of just 10 and minimal sets (the designer David Gallo seems to have blown much of the budget on disco balls), “Xanadu” uses these onstage viewers as unpaid extras and space-filling, mildly animated scenery.

I can imagine, though, that members of the movie’s cult following, amateur cultural archaeologists of all things ’80s, would thrill to the prospect of being magically spirited into the swirling center of a beloved period artifact.

“This is like children’s theater for 40-year-old gay people!” cracks Ms. Hoffman’s Calliope at one point, and she (or rather Mr. Beane) is only half-kidding. But that acidic epithet could be used to describe far too many more earnest Broadway duds of recent vintage. At least “Xanadu” is in on the joke. The show’s winking attitude toward its own aesthetic abjectness can be summed up thus: If you can’t beat ’em, slap on some roller skates and join ’em.

XANADU

Book by Douglas Carter Beane; music and lyrics by Jeff Lynne and John Farrar; based on the Universal Pictures film screenplay by Richard Danus and Marc Rubel; directed by Christopher Ashley; choreography by Dan Knechtges; music direction and arrangements by Eric Stern; sets by David Gallo; lighting by Howell Binkley; costumes by David Zinn; sound by T. Richard Fitzgerald and Carl Casella; projection design by Zachary Borovay; technical supervision by Juniper Street Productions; production stage manager, Arturo E. Porazzi; general manager, Laura Heller. Presented by Robert Ahrens, Dan Vickery, Tara Smith/B. Swibel and Sarah Murchison/Dale Smith at the Helen Hayes Theater, 240 West 44th Street, Manhattan; (212) 239-6200. Running time: 1 hour, 30 minutes.

WITH: Kerry Butler (Clio/Kira), Cheyenne Jackson (Sonny), Tony Roberts (Danny Maguire/Zeus), Jackie Hoffman (Calliope/Aphrodite), Mary Testa (Melpomene/Medusa), Curtis Holbrook (Thalia/Siren/Young Danny/’80s Singer/Cyclops), Anika Larsen (Euterpe/Siren/’40s Singer/Thetis), Patti Murin (Erato/Siren/’40s Singer/Eros/Hera), David Tankersley (Featured Skater) and André Ward (Terpsicore/Siren/’80s Singer/Hermes/Centaur).

c 2007 NY Times

Dr Morbius, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah a (40-year-old, gay) friend of mine wrote it up too.

tipsy mothra, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

broadway is a bore but this movie, my god, the best!

sunny successor, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd go for free.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Cheyenne Jackson has some great big ol' thighs. Even the critics noticed.

Eric H., Friday, 13 July 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, and between Xanadu and Can't Stop the Music, I pick the former. Both are way better than The Apple tho, imho.

Eric H., Friday, 13 July 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link

C.J. wears tube socks very well.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link

x-post -- OUT.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL, that's right, you like that one the best don't you? That would have to be the one camp classic I'm not into. Literally the only one.

Eric H., Friday, 13 July 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Also, next time I karaoke, I am SO singing "Suddenly."

Eric H., Friday, 13 July 2007 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

A fine choice. :-)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Gorgeous song.

Eric H., Friday, 13 July 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I should also add that, unlike a lot of other DVDs I've reviewed and disliked, I held onto my copy of The Apple. I'm not giving up so easily on that one.

Eric H., Friday, 13 July 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Wise man.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link

sigh

Dr Morbius, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

The real question is: should this particular canon be expanded to include Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and The Wiz?

Eric H., Friday, 13 July 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

probably not so much that it would include Thank God It's Friday, tho

Eric H., Friday, 13 July 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link

CANNON *pow*

I see why you only post those butch photos in WDYLL.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Artist's rendition of Ned and I fighting over The Apple:

http://www.realfightgear.com/images/Gallery/full/4-1119970026.jpg

Eric H., Friday, 13 July 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Wuss.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link

you and Ned should have a picnic at Susan Sontag's grave.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Loving Xanadu = bad taste(lessness).
Loving screwball = arid, stuffy taste.

I know which side I'm on.

Eric H., Friday, 13 July 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Maybe one reason I love Can't Stop the Music in particular is because it so successfully fucks up screwball conventions and reveals them for the lameness they are.

Eric H., Friday, 13 July 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Boy that's for sure. And some of those lines are just great insanity.

"You ROTTEN pussy!"

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

"arid," hehe...I'll take your word for it, Babyface.

http://www.stephenrahn.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/catfight.jpg

Those aforementioned thighs.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

A glimpse or two of the thighs in motion.

Eric H., Friday, 13 July 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcHQHd2jdlo

original trailer.

i know virtually nothing about it but this film looks appaling.

pisces, Saturday, 22 March 2008 02:25 (sixteen years ago) link

onj at her purrtiest

gershy, Saturday, 22 March 2008 02:34 (sixteen years ago) link

She was lovely.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 22 March 2008 11:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Okay, any film from 1980 that had ONJ and ELO and those ribbon barrettes and roller skates/legwarmers and Greek myths and Gene Kelly (did they pay him shitloads to be in this???), was to 12-year-old me, JUST FINE. Mostly because I liked or had ALL of those things.

suzy, Saturday, 22 March 2008 11:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm sorry, but I can't say anything bad about this film.

Although deep down I know it must be a cringingly awful rubfest, I have not seen it since I was seven so I am going to keep on believing it is classic and wonderful

I have watched it again since I last posted to this thread, and I still cannot find fault with it. Classic and wonderful.

Nicole, Monday, 24 March 2008 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Watching it again, it was even more apparent to me that Xanadu is maybe not a good movie done badly but a bad movie done well? Or maybe vice versa. I'm not sure. This movie stands well apart from most of the other camp touchstones. I was laughing at it pretty rarely.

Eric H., Sunday, 29 June 2008 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link

This movie came out when I was 8 and, being as impressed by white boot rollerskates and neon as any 8 year old in 1980, I downright worshipped this movie. I got the cassette soundtrack of Xanadu that Xmas. I left it in the back window of our car with my other tapes while we were visiting extended family on Xmas day. Of course, Xmas day in AUS is stupidly hot and when I came back to the car I spotted my tapes all melted in the back window. I almost started crying until I looked closer and saw that Xanadu was the only tape, in a pile of crumped plastic and tape ribbon, that was in no way melted. MAGICAL!!

sunny successor, Sunday, 29 June 2008 06:31 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

sunny's story is so amazing!

I just saw this movie for the first time...it's a shame Ms. Newton John has forgotten how to glow since then. Maybe she used up all her neon-emitting powers during its filming.

mascara and ties (Abbott), Monday, 23 November 2009 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

The touring version of the musical is appearing near where I live in a few weeks. I'm tempted.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 November 2009 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i had the soundtrack album to this - i think i was 5 or 6 when it came out. now i kinda want to listen to it again, but it might be at my parents house, in which case i should remember to bring it back w/me on Thursday.

sunny's story is indeed awesome.

sarahel, Monday, 23 November 2009 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I was going to complain about the Broadway show, but apparently I already did that upthread. It really made me want to break things.

Abbott, I hope you can forgive Cheyenne Jackson by the time you get to the 30 Rock episodes where he's a regular.

lindseykai, Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Ok, I did a GIS for that guy and I like him on 30 Rock (I like everyone on 30 Rock). IMO he was the least offensive guy in the cast recoding, that or the guy presumably playing the Gene Kelly role.

Any track with muses getting all sassy (all those extra ELO songs I assume just padded out the show) were the worst, followed in badness by the fake-ONJ lady, whose voice I just didn't like. Everything else was acceptable. In fact maybe "Dancin'" was my favorite song in the cast recording, where it's my least favorite on the movie soundtrack.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link

It is a pretty fucking incredible/bonkers scene in the movie, tho.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 30 December 2010 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

unexpectedly helpful

Long-haired lead singer guy to alien beings: 'I've never heard computerized music before!'
Olivia Newton-John in the year 1970: 'ME NEITHER! WHAT'S IT LIKE!'

http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/toomorrow_sci-fi_rock_film_starring_olivia_newton-john_1970_/

Milton Parker, Friday, 1 April 2011 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

have you seen this?

sarahel, Friday, 1 April 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Agony Booth did a full rundown of this the other year, sounds mindboggling:

http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Toomorrow_1970.aspx

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 April 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link

just the 9 minute clip at the end of that post

it doesn't all take place in orbit, apparently, but the production values / visual design of the alien ship's control room are shockingly high for something I've never heard of

the dialog is even worse than the most mindless Sid and Marty Krofft show -- this looks like it's definitely worth knowing about

xpost ok that review has me wanting to leave work early

Vic (Vic Cooper). Pent-up British keyboard player. His homemade synthesizer’s wild beat may contain the key to universal happiness.

Milton Parker, Friday, 1 April 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm down for discovering the key to universal happiness.

sarahel, Friday, 1 April 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Now here's a TV promo appearance I hadn't heard of/seen before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hcd02rr-1I

Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

Movie turns 35 today...

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 8 August 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link

four years pass...

40th anniversary live 24-hour radio celebration commences at the top of the hour.

https://oddlystupid.wixsite.com/xanadu

https://wfmu.org/2020/07/31/xanadu-unofficial-40th-anniversary-marathon/

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 August 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link

Well that'll do it.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 August 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link

Oh my bad... this is NEXT weekend. So you can clear your schedules, if any.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 August 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

you and Ned should have a picnic at Susan Sontag's grave.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, July 13, 2007 2:42 PM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

one year passes...

god this movie is right up my alley. imagine following up your lead turn in The Warriors to rollerskating with Olivia Newton John.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 10 March 2024 07:10 (one month ago) link


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