This is actually a lot of fun! You need not to be sober, and you also need to bring booze into the cinema to be honest. But it's funny, it's fun, there's a lot of likeable actors having a good time (NB neither of the "leads", but there's not all that much of them in it) and Tom Cruise is amazing - though I'm curious what Axl's lawyers thought of it. It helps a lot that it's not really concerned with the transformative power of rock as much as hey these songs are fun to hear when drunk.
― Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 June 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
Despite this convincing argument, do not think I will be seeing this anytime soon.
― Stumpy Joe's Cafe (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 24 June 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
Also from the Wrap above:
The creators of "Rock of Ages" talk a lot about authenticity and attention to detail in the press notes for the Tom Cruise rock musical, which re-creates the world of the Sunset Strip circa 1987.
The creators, then, are epically trolling - there is nothing this film is less interested in than authenticity.
― Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 June 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
okay my mission to watch all of the golden globe/oscar nommed films before the ceremonys happen is currently at risk of failing. 39 mins through this tsunami of liquid shit and i've just run out of booze :-(
― Jamie_ATP, Thursday, 27 December 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
my hat is off to you
I have no idea if I will ever sit through this without some kind of anesthetic
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 December 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
so julianne hough is the one with the recording career here right? so why does her voice sound so much more autotuned than Tom Cruise's? anyone? why am i just asking this question, of the millions i could be asking right now? people buy tickets to see this thing live? why does humanity still exist?
― Jamie_ATP, Thursday, 27 December 2012 00:23 (eleven years ago) link
recording career? she had a dancing career as a pretty badass ballroom dancer, but I dunno about recording. i thought this was her first singing gig
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 December 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
oh wait she has 1 album and a holiday album from 2008I had no idea
shrug
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 December 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
yeah this was pretty awful. tom cruise was about the best thing in it.
it just wasn't 'fun' at all - it was boring as fuck, and the two young leads were just so lacking in charisma or chemistry with each other, and had the most generic singing voices of all time. at least cruise sounded like cruise?
― just1n3, Thursday, 27 December 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
This movie marginally > Les Mis.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 27 December 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
no way
I don't believe you
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 December 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't say it wasn't terrible.
― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 27 December 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
hough is just a ridiculously bad actress throughout. after seeing Blake Livelyin savages the other day this is some bad bad deja vu.
― Jamie_ATP, Thursday, 27 December 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know if I should applaud or woefully shake my head at the choice you've made in trying to watch this
― GIMME SOME REGGAE (DJP), Thursday, 27 December 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link
gave up 80 mins through for the sake of my own pride and sanity
― Jamie_ATP, Thursday, 27 December 2012 10:20 (eleven years ago) link
Guys, don't forget the good Rock of Ageshttp://therisingstorm.net/audio/rockofages.jpg
― Albee Thousand (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 27 December 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1V8GtZjWFQ
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 December 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link