"I didn't notice. I can hear children screaming all over the world."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link
Hahahahaa
― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Monday, 18 June 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link
"Pretty soon the TSA will make you wear your underwear on the outside too."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 18 June 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
I get a lot of frequent flier miles
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Monday, 18 June 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link
They overbooked Wonder Woman's invisible plane.
― Mordy, Monday, 18 June 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
"MY passport says Bruce Wayne."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 18 June 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
Ebert's entry: "This way I don't get as many bugs in my teeth."
― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Monday, 18 June 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
"Don't freak out, but both engines failed. I'm holding this plane up with my buttcheeks."
― goole, Monday, 18 June 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
"would you like to hear another of my superhero-themed bondage fantasies? Stewardess! 2 more vodka sodas for me and Amory Lovins, please!"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 18 June 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
"I plan on getting drunk. You'll love Absolut All-Star Superman."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 18 June 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
lolz
― Mordy, Monday, 18 June 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
"i can see through your clothes. right through them. does that turn you on?"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 18 June 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link
"It could be weirder. Like, just to pick an example at random, I might be wearing luggage."
― s.clover, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:30 (eleven years ago) link
"Lol, this legroom sure isn't 'super'!"
― s.clover, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link
"I just travel this way for the patdowns."
― s.clover, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link
"Nope, just a regular guy. What is this 'air marshal' program of which you speak?"
― s.clover, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
"Yes, I started having to travel this way after I became a quadriplegic. Thanks for reminding me, asshole."
― s.clover, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link
"There's a man out there."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link
"Well, the other way, I miss out on all the great deals from Skymall!"
― s.clover, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:37 (eleven years ago) link
All of nuts' are killing it.
― s.clover, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
"You're not my type."
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 18 June 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link
"This 'Superfriends Fly Free' promotion worked out pretty well, I'd have to say."
― s.clover, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link
"It's worth it for the WiFi."
― s.clover, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
joedator? doesn't new yorker have a policy against using call of duty screen names as your signature?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
"George Reeves lives in my mouth."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
"these luggage compartments are bigger than i'm used to."
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
"And that's how I learned that teal kryptonite takes away my first class platinum pass. Weird, right?"
― s.clover, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
"Have you ever tried to change in an airplane bathroom?"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
"Oh, yeah right, it's impossible to reverse time by flying against the rotation of the Earth. It's totally impossible. Listen, pal, I was there, OK?"
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
"The 70s cartoon had it wrong. It's Miks-yez-pit-lik, not Mix-ill-plick."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 18 June 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
"You're probably thinking of my cousin."
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
"Last time I fell asleep and crashed into the World Trade Center"
― Øystein, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:11 (eleven years ago) link
copper-bottomed winner
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:15 (eleven years ago) link
By rights, this should be a contender. But, will this even make it into the 'other captions' section?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:17 (eleven years ago) link
^ audible cackles at this one
― send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:48 (eleven years ago) link
And in an ironic twist it's William Shatner.
― Meet the G that Skrilled me... (snoball), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
i never actually enter this thing.
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
― goole, Monday, 18 June 2012 11:15 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this could so win!
― carly rae (flopson), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
What do you mean Comic Con isn't till next month?
― Moves Like Zappa (Leee), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
is there perhaps a more New Yorker word for "buttcheeks"? If so I think it should be submitted.
― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
Also I'd change "freak out" to "panic"
― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
I'm no help because I want to change the stinger to "I'm holding this plane up with pure anal suction."
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
<3
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
lmao
― carly rae (flopson), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
"glutes"
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
His gluteus gripped the cloth seat covering, effervescently holding the tumescent aircraft aloft.
― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
Effervescently?!
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
his inner goddess was holding in a fart
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
oh jeez
― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link