ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

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a more assiduous gis would surely have revealed a similar cat with a blingeed trucker cap, or who knows maybe even a real trucker cap

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 June 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

the picture buzza posted is like the least terrifying possible picture that could've been posted in that whole exchange

some dude, Monday, 18 June 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

johnny hardman fever learning rap
johnny hardman fever learning

how's life, Monday, 18 June 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

Exactly. That is EXACTLY the nature of the complaints here. You imbecile.

― Three Word Username, Monday, June 25, 2012 2:48 PM

am0n, Monday, 25 June 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

-- John Malkovitch, Monday, June 25, 2012 2:48 PM

carly rae (flopson), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

flatbush zombies mix - http://www.mediafire.com/?39zwf33pzaain2a

― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:36 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*doesnt download*

― google deeznuts (D-40), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 11:41 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

lol

am0n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

haha

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

more zing than hardman

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 29 July 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link

it's kinda funny to think of it as a hardman move tho

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

only the hardest of men *doesn't download* a mix

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

dell you're at best a mediocre excuse for a regular poster and you always have been. Your post just now is like the 91 IQ bureaucrat who rolls up in the all-hands meeting for the perfect attendance award. The DMV appreciates your consistency in being there every day to help hundreds of people discover what the opposite of help is.

― El Tomboto, Friday, August 10, 2012 12:25 AM (8 minutes ago)

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:41 (eleven years ago) link

almost like old times

mookieproof, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

we need to do a clinic

the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

(ILX) appreciates your consistency in being there every day to help hundreds of people discover what the opposite of help is.

http://tabmok99.mortalkombatonline.com/subzeros_hand_fatality.gif

the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post

About 1,150,000 results (0.30 seconds)

― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 24, 2012 7:18 PM (2 minutes ago)

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link

call me old-fashioned but i like to read the motherfucking thread before i motherfucking post. can see where we differ.

just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

belongs here:

read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post

About 1,150,000 results (0.30 seconds)

― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 24, 2012 7:18 PM (2 minutes ago)

omar little, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

rapscallion

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

Actually I love how bare bones and nothing their Wikipedia entry is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toploader

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, September 2, 2012 2:18 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Reflects how nothing they are.

― wise men farting over you (snoball), Sunday, September 2, 2012 2:21 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unlike humans, dogs don't talk shit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 2 September 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

I must remind everyone that if you voted for N.W.A. the vote will not be counted for them.

― VOTE in the 1980's ROCK POLL PLEASE! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:29 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 08:59 (eleven years ago) link

no Ns W A allowed in the rock poll

Une ville musulmane dans la Chine du Nord sous les Mongols (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:07 (eleven years ago) link

NWAOBHM

ron pinot (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 09:30 (eleven years ago) link

RIP

young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 05:09 (eleven years ago) link

hardman see u

The Reverend, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 07:43 (eleven years ago) link

yeah...you're gonna want to change your way of thinking, if top publics count as middle of the road. you'll be lucky to get a regional or community college visiting job, in an out of the way place.

I was on a search committee last year at my previous university, in a less than desirable locale (though still an R1, if only barely), & we got 400+ apps.

my new department, in a much better uni / locale, is advertising this year for a pretty specialized junior position, & I expect at least 400 apps for that.

― Euler, Friday, September 14, 2012 4:07 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in humanities btw

― Euler, Friday, September 14, 2012 4:07 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Friday, 14 September 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

got my work's golf day this weekend too #thesnidercup

it's at this place, check it out. a real golf course, none of this yankee parkland chat http://www.dundonaldlinks.com

― skrill xx (cozen), Friday, September 28, 2012 5:01 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We kicked your motherfucking ass in the afternoon. take your "Yankee parkland" shit and stick it up your ass

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bill magill ladies and gents

― skrill xx (cozen), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:44 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

I think we've discussed the phenomenon of adoring Disney theme parks and staying in their hotels yet not giving a flying fuck about Mickey and company.

― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

can't believe mickey got hardmanned

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

is nothing sacred?

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

modest mickey

am0n, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

I love that in hardman time it is always 2009.

thraeds of life (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 November 2012 03:34 (eleven years ago) link

feels right

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 November 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

wiz's whole thing is not saying dope shit, but saying as little whack shit as possible. it's like reverse lyricism.

― childish bambino (rennavate), Friday, November 16, 2012 8:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's retarded

― pussy try it (J0rdan S.), Friday, November 16, 2012 8:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 17 November 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

a hard man is good to find

chief beef (k3vin k.), Saturday, 17 November 2012 03:26 (eleven years ago) link

they may have split up so the story goes...

― piscesx, Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:21 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well, it was a good run

― call all destroyer, Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:42 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh wait no it wasn't

― call all destroyer, Saturday, November 24, 2012 2:42 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Swole Miss (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 24 November 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

maybe it's that internet anonymity thing where everyone feels compelled to be a douchebag in the comments section because no one has to actually look at anyone in the face when they're being a total tool

― Poliopolice, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:12 (1 minute ago)

moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

oh damn, ilx got told

Mordy, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

it's time for some deep thoughts about the internet

iatee, Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

let's not get our panties in a bind xpost

― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:17 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i obviously didn't mean to imply that there aren't talentless women. in fact, i can think of many.

― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:19 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what do you have against Poliopolice, guys

― Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 19:49 (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

is he squirrel police

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

You are writing for the Stockport Express for a REASON you cunt.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:21 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Crack On, Have A Booze (with Manda Rin) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 25 January 2013 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

trying to guess if that's from "stockport couple have wedding reception in mcdonalds" or "happy birthday marcello!!"

r|t|c, Friday, 25 January 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

magill's gonna throw out his falcon flags and pretend he never rooted for them along with all the other bandwagon retards; good riddance

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, January 20, 2013 6:16 PM

Fuck you. You know nothing about me or what I'm about and you definitely don't know shit about football. All you k ow about me is what you get off a stupid Internet message board you fuck. I live in this town and I'm going nowhere, you pussy. Stop hiding behind a computer monitor. If you wanna meet for real, lets get it on. Otherwise shut your fucking trap.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Monday, January 21, 2013 11:13 AM

Name the time and place, homie. Anywhere in metro Atlanta. Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass. Bring your friends so they can see what happens when you try and sell wolf tickets. Go ahead and wear some of the Falcons gear you've been rocking for your years of devoted fandom so I can recognize you.

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, January 21, 2013 11:42 AM

mookieproof, Friday, 25 January 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

Daamn rtc

standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Friday, 25 January 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.
Shit, I'll drive to Alabama to kick your ass.

bertrim hapaz (anky), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ ade/magill

Influential Acid Jazz Pioneer (crüt), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

he still hasn't PMed me, guess we know what b-mag is all about

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 25 January 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link


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