i voted. such unbelievable shut-ins.
― caek, Thursday, 12 June 2008 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link
jesus christ ilx is full of aspies and babies.
-- quincie, Monday, June 16, 2008 6:48 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 16 June 2008 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link
complaining about other wikipedia editors is like starting a sentence with "I'm not racist, but"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 16 June 2008 22:53 (fifteen years ago) link
^ t bomb
― sleep, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link
gay kenan dnw
-- and what, Friday, June 20, 2008 12:11 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― banriquit, Thursday, 19 June 2008 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link
deeznuts is too volitile/borderline to dogsit trustworthily. i wouldn't trust him in private with animals if i were u; he seems too eager, like he's hiding intentions.
-- usic, Friday, June 20, 2008 4:01 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 20 June 2008 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
disaster prone is disaster prone whether you got cash flow or not
-- El Tomboto, Monday, June 23, 2008 11:36 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link
― milo z, Saturday, 28 June 2008 23:02 (fifteen years ago) link
i wish i could unfollow the internet
-- jaxon, Friday, 27 June 2008 23:20 (3 days ago) Link
― t. weiss, Monday, 30 June 2008 08:12 (fifteen years ago) link
I think people basically need to get over that urge to say "OMG BEST THING EVER" and create this hysterical Emperor's New Clothes cult around every funny Internet picture or grammatically awkward quote from a weird/insane dude, I mean we're all bored office workers but some of us manage to occupy ourselves in a constructive way, like starting 15+ "Your favourite jokes about" threads containing nothing puns and dogshit non-sequiturs
-- MPx4A, Monday, 30 June 2008 12:32 (27 minutes ago) Link
― some dude, Monday, 30 June 2008 13:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Ed Byrne, an Irish stand-up comedian, made the very valid point that everything in that song is not really *ironic*, its just *unfortunate*. For example: Like 10,000 forks, when all you want is a knife = unfortunate Like 10,000 forks, when all you want is a knife, but then find with hindsight that a fork would have been OK after all = ironic. Like ra-i-ain on your wedding day = unfortunate Like ra-i-ain on your wedding day but you were marrying a meteorolgist specialising in the study of precipitation systems who predicted fine weather = ironic. -- Will, Monday, November 12, 2001 1:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link
― banriquit, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 11:10 (fifteen years ago) link
oh god...
-- usic, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 18:52 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
these aren't jokes at all...
-- usic, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 18:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 11:36 (fifteen years ago) link
sometimes albums have NO good songs
-- blueski, Thursday, 3 July 2008 15:40
― Frogman Henry, Thursday, 3 July 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
I used to do a variation on that Alanis bit in highschool.
Mine was funnier. But no less pedantic and annoying.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 4 July 2008 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link
fuck you ILX System why can't you just let me forget about this miserable failure of a poll
-- iiiijjjj, Saturday, July 5, 2008 8:12 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 6 July 2008 01:16 (fifteen years ago) link
The ironic thing is that every time we see Wall-E (or buy merchandise related to it) the money goes to a corporation called Disney. Eat your cake and have it too.
-- Cunga, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 6:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
i know, it's so hypocritical that they didn't just make a photocopied zine about consumerism and send it out to 100 million people. would have been a much better way to get their message across!!!
-- s1ocki, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 8:21 AM (Tuesday, July 8, 2008 8:21 AM) Bookmark Link
crosspost w/ zing
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 10:11 (fifteen years ago) link
the answer is blow jobs.
-- chicago kevin, Thursday, July 10, 2008 9:18 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 10 July 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
I think when you hit your mid-twenties and most of new bands out there are either your age or a bit younger, it's harder to tolerate their twattishness and give them the benefit of the doubt.
-- Bodrick III, Saturday, July 12, 2008 6:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
― some dude, Monday, 14 July 2008 13:32 (fifteen years ago) link
from the 77 "what is up with deeznuts" thread:
like seriously dawg please take it from a bro that likes you and your energy and totally appreciates your support for my magic stuff that you might get along better round these parts if you take a step back and get less defensive and hyperbolic homie
its all <3 for real tho -- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, July 17, 2008 3:35 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
and man as a personal favor i'm asking you not to respond to this with some ad hom shit like 'suck my dik' or whatever just sayin marinate for a minute and then leave it behind or take the advice or whatever whatever -- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, July 17, 2008 3:37 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
you could be talking to any of us -- Kerm, Thursday, July 17, 2008 3:38 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 17 July 2008 04:03 (fifteen years ago) link
I listen to a lot of shitty music
-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 5:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― some dude, Thursday, 17 July 2008 14:00 (fifteen years ago) link
lol @ people arguing about Eminem in 2008
-- The Reverend, Friday, 18 July 2008 05:16 (7 hours ago) Link
― some dude, Friday, 18 July 2008 13:07 (fifteen years ago) link
if you have to quote the posts you missed your window
-- and what, Thursday, July 17, 2008 7:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― some dude, Friday, 18 July 2008 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^ paradox
― s1ocki, Friday, 18 July 2008 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link
c&p threads and in-thread zings operate by completely different sets of laws
― some dude, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link
ZING LAWS.
― s1ocki, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link
btw saw this at Other Music yesterday
http://www.zingmagazine.com/zingmagazine.html
― dmr, Friday, 18 July 2008 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
for all things zing
yeah see the thing is with hiding yr story is you only hide it from yourself. not everyone else. it's kinda like life, actually.
-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Saturday, July 19, 2008 1:53 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Saturday, 19 July 2008 13:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Stewart/Colbert as arbiters of the freakshow = under-45 fantasyland
-- gabbneb, Monday, 14 July 2008 18:49 (1 week ago) Link
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 21 July 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link
so this board is basically just like the last day of high school when you sit around with your friends circling yearbook photos and debating choices
-- moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, July 22, 2008 10:03 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
i have a really bad tendency to get naughty, whimsical thoughts, express them on ilx, and then, worse, attempt to justify and reason through them, i mean this is precisely the sort of thing i've learned to cut out, but in trying to explain this i am demonstrating precisely the sort of unwanted traits that made me so unpalatable, think of this as a grotesque, self-fulfilling prophecy and forget i even had the gall to press "submit response" which is after all something i could at this stage not do...ah fuckit
-- Just got offed, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:08 (Yesterday) Link
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you don't have autism, you're just a dipshit.
-- goole, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 19:10 (Yesterday) Link
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 02:33 (fifteen years ago) link
More Carla Gugino plz.
-- milo z, Thursday, November 22, 2007 1:07 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 07:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Slick Rick's other eye is actually the cornerstone of the all-seeing, all-grasping worldwide Masonic empire...and it's looking over in our direction -- J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, March 5, 2003 12:21 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 09:33 (fifteen years ago) link
"naughty, whimsical thoughts"
― max, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link
i just can't believe ppl think this is good pop music.
it's like when you meet kids that were home school by born again christian parents and they have this weird skewed view of the world cuz they weren't exposed to anything. like they don't know any TV shows that everyone knows, so everything seems pretty mindblowing to them.
-- M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, July 21, 2008 7:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
― some dude, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link
works if he's talking about Tings Tings fans or the U.K. in general
plz retitle thread "tootin' rootin' bombs"
― Just got offed, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link
what's the helger talking about?
you can't post truth bombs liek that w/o some context!!! CONTEXT BOMBS PLEASE>
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Is more Carla Gugino plz from one of the Entourage threads?
― milo z, Wednesday, 23 July 2008 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link
The Ting Tings
― sleep, Thursday, 24 July 2008 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link
-- max, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:05 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Link
Yeah, that post of his should also go on the o_O thread.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 24 July 2008 02:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Gugino was from "Spy Kids" thread, I think.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 24 July 2008 02:02 (fifteen years ago) link
another thing that bugged me when I started reading but isn't a problem at all: lifers who've earned their cred or have established friendships can "coast" (read: just fuck around in a crowd they're comfortable in) and throw up dumb shit instead of writing a dissertation every post. So new people think "hey I'm throwing up the same dumb shit and not getting any laughs what gives?"
-- g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, March 5, 2003 12:58 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 24 July 2008 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link
-- If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, July 24, 2008 2:02 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link
at her best during short stint as mike's girlfriend on early "spin city" though
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 24 July 2008 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
why the fuck do i know that
eh I love Gugino but not crazy about her on that show. Paula Marshall will always be my favorite Spin City babe (why the fuck do i have a favorite Spin City babe)
lol I just realized that Gugino was in Spin City AND Sin City
― some dude, Thursday, 24 July 2008 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
haha written 4 years before deeznuts showed up
― max, Friday, 25 July 2008 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link
4 B.D.
― s1ocki, Friday, 25 July 2008 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link
If we could get a movie starring both Paula Marshall and Carla Gugino as crime-fighting sisters or something, that would be great.
― milo z, Friday, 25 July 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link
CG's "Karen Sisco" series should've lasted years, not just 10 episodes.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 25 July 2008 10:23 (fifteen years ago) link
milo I would quote your post but we're already in the truth bombs thread
― some dude, Friday, 25 July 2008 13:10 (fifteen years ago) link