Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony

They're usually the ones who won't stop talking about polyamory.

Yeah, I know some of those nerds. I know I'm probably a terrible person for not believing that their lifestyle is a real thing, but it pretty much seems to me like they just want an excuse to cheat on each other.

That might be making fun of a different subset of people than the ones we're making fun of in this thread, though.

i can assure you that they are interrelated

What some of these guys might need is some counseling from original Bronie Bro, Peggle mascot Bjorn:

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080721185237/peggle/images/0/07/Bjorn.jpg

Even fire cannot kill the bronies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7gEkkzB7EQ

http://cardiganponi.tumblr.com/post/26444462697/important-message-about-the-bronycon-orgy

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Crap, I was wondering about that.

Lauren Faust, who helped to draw adults to Cartoon Network with her work on The Power Puff Girls and Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends, also helped to revamp the My Little Pony franchise with sophisticated writing and nuanced characters. The results are drawing animation fans of nontraditional ages, genders, and lifestyles.

― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, June 12, 2012 9:03 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

ha i did not know this. now i feel some guilt by association for liking Fosters (and have some vague memory of thinking Power Puff Girls was aight in the 90s).

no guilt! all three shows are pretty great.

i would enjoy the odd ep of PPGs!

http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/203/3/b/aurora_by_sgtgarand-d585ql4.png

bat-cutie mark

http://gawker.com/5930849/bronies-unite-against-jerry-springers-attempt-to-humiliate-them

http://i.imgur.com/cihk7.jpg

Cackling here

I don't know what to make of that.

https://twitter.com/Kinkie_Pie

bronies unite! take back the night!

super-patriot rainbow dash looks hilarious

srsly though this thread title needs to be changed, i've been checking this thread for i don't know how long and i still haven't met any other bronies on it

important-message-about-the-bronycon-orgy

meet "cronies" - senior citizens who are fans of my little pony

"clop"

"slow clop"

s1ocki we're waiting for that message!!!

i feel like bronies are just juggalos with an internet connection

not sure if that's a truth bomb or a misfire

juggalos have internet too imo

"clop"

^ hope the OED's up on this

urbandictionary is up on it

http://i.imgur.com/UPEuL.png

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A BRONIE

http://i.imgur.com/zOLfA.jpg

haha bronie more like pwnie amirite

*slaps ade on back*

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/03/gctnhmlpm.jpg

boom tubes iirc

boom hooves

#savekerpy

I would read a Hungry4Ass brony tumblr all day

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9hwyfX0W81qaecjjo1_500.jpg

oh man

60.

I Googled patriotpony1986's OKCupid profile and the rest of it, and it just gets sadder and sadder and sadder.

It's also probably a hoax: the pic's connected to a Norwegian dude on a MLP site.

yea i didn't think it could be real

lol i just came here with that

59.

Here's more of the profile:

My self-summary
I am a proud conservative American and brony (male My Little Pony fan). I work very hard to enmesh the philosophy of Ayn Rand within the framework of tolerance and love espoused by Pink Pie and friends. I'm something of an intellectual, and would love to discuss politics or cartoons with somepony near me in the future. Please understand that if we were to meet, I AM THE MAN in the relationship.

What I’m doing with my life
Trying to finish the first draft of my e-book entitled Serfdom in Equestria, an expose on the liberal agenda slowly eroding freedom in the My Little Pony universe.

I’m really good at
Fashion

The first things people usually notice about me
My swag.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My Little Pony, The Fountainhead, The Bible

I spend a lot of time thinking about
The war on men's rights currently taking place in the United States.

On a typical Friday night I am
Arguing with imbeciles on the Internet.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a rare penile deformity. Ask me about it! If only Dr. Paul would start seeing male patients...

I’m looking for

--Girls who like guys
--Ages 20–31
--Near me
--For new friends

You should message me if
You don't mind supporting a high functioning autistic who has been on social security disability for seven years.

Ah, I just saw that screencap on tumblr. The full profile makes the fakeness clear.

I did see a kid who looked very similar to him (wearing a fedora and a my little pony t-shirt) when I was out last weekend -- I know we have joked about the fedoras but I didn't really expect a brony to be that stereotypical-looking.

did you see the group shot at the top of the thread

I was near a anime/comic convention last weekend and saw not one, but two young men wearing brony shirts, and I can safely say that 2/2 were exactly as you imagine (#1: fedora, #2: very long hair & short beard)