ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

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missed you tbh

buzza, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

I can't lurk you people. I either engage or I pay no attention. It's Homeland on Showtime, I'm claire danes and ILX is damian lewis.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

haha it's nice to see you, man

horseshoe, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

come back and troll like a man!

the late great, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

that metaphor deserved some deeper inspection before I just threw it out to the public.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

lies, it is perfect

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:32 (eleven years ago) link

here come the wee bots

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 05:52 (eleven years ago) link

tombot <3

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link

true hardmen don't die.

they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 09:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.paintballtanks.co.uk/paintball_mini_tank.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

either get your posting together, or drop it. - contederizer

the late great, Thursday, 14 June 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

Sometimes I accidentally come across some video of you and remember that all this wiseass bullshit you pollute ILX with actually comes from a bald pussy in a trucker hat.

― Johnny Fever, Sunday, June 17, 2012 1:42 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bronytheus (some dude), Sunday, 17 June 2012 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that post definitely made me do a double take!

een, Sunday, 17 June 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

woah jfeve!

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 17 June 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link

lol what thread is that from

also picturing a shaved vagina wearing a trucker hat

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 17 June 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

j0radn otm

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Sunday, 17 June 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

j0randa

Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Sunday, 17 June 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

JF went hard

carly rae (flopson), Sunday, 17 June 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

tbf whine's post was pretty funny, but yeah, A+ hardmanning

fanute gingrich (The Reverend), Sunday, 17 June 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

a neatly trimmed ginger bush

the late great, Sunday, 17 June 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

it was a great zing but tbf whiney's original post wasn't even THAT inflammatory

whiney had a dece comeback too

cissymanwhore (k3vin k.), Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

i think i hold my own in that thread

la musica de harry frogbs (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

had to sustain the most excruciating feigned interest last week when a girl at a dinner party just couldn't believe no one had heard Fugestiny's Child and played it for us over dessert

carly rae (flopson), Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

i think i hold my own in that thread

― la musica de harry frogbs (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, June 17, 2012 5:00 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

hold your own...shaved vagina?

bronytheus (some dude), Monday, 18 June 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

trucker hats? on my vagina?

am0n, Monday, 18 June 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

That is terrifying.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 18 June 2012 03:12 (eleven years ago) link

http://image1.masterfile.com/em_w/04/31/67/400-04316754w.jpg
i think i hold my own in that thread

sarahell, Monday, 18 June 2012 08:34 (eleven years ago) link

buzza must have gone on quite the spirit journey through GIS to find that hairless kitty.

pplains, Monday, 18 June 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

a more assiduous gis would surely have revealed a similar cat with a blingeed trucker cap, or who knows maybe even a real trucker cap

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 June 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

the picture buzza posted is like the least terrifying possible picture that could've been posted in that whole exchange

some dude, Monday, 18 June 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

johnny hardman fever learning rap
johnny hardman fever learning

how's life, Monday, 18 June 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

Exactly. That is EXACTLY the nature of the complaints here. You imbecile.

― Three Word Username, Monday, June 25, 2012 2:48 PM

am0n, Monday, 25 June 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

-- John Malkovitch, Monday, June 25, 2012 2:48 PM

carly rae (flopson), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

flatbush zombies mix - http://www.mediafire.com/?39zwf33pzaain2a

― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:36 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*doesnt download*

― google deeznuts (D-40), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 11:41 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

lol

am0n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

haha

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

more zing than hardman

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 29 July 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link

it's kinda funny to think of it as a hardman move tho

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

only the hardest of men *doesn't download* a mix

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

dell you're at best a mediocre excuse for a regular poster and you always have been. Your post just now is like the 91 IQ bureaucrat who rolls up in the all-hands meeting for the perfect attendance award. The DMV appreciates your consistency in being there every day to help hundreds of people discover what the opposite of help is.

― El Tomboto, Friday, August 10, 2012 12:25 AM (8 minutes ago)

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:41 (eleven years ago) link

almost like old times

mookieproof, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

we need to do a clinic

the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link

(ILX) appreciates your consistency in being there every day to help hundreds of people discover what the opposite of help is.

http://tabmok99.mortalkombatonline.com/subzeros_hand_fatality.gif

the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post

About 1,150,000 results (0.30 seconds)

― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 24, 2012 7:18 PM (2 minutes ago)

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link

call me old-fashioned but i like to read the motherfucking thread before i motherfucking post. can see where we differ.

just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

belongs here:

read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post

About 1,150,000 results (0.30 seconds)

― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 24, 2012 7:18 PM (2 minutes ago)

omar little, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

rapscallion

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

Actually I love how bare bones and nothing their Wikipedia entry is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toploader

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, September 2, 2012 2:18 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Reflects how nothing they are.

― wise men farting over you (snoball), Sunday, September 2, 2012 2:21 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unlike humans, dogs don't talk shit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 2 September 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

I must remind everyone that if you voted for N.W.A. the vote will not be counted for them.

― VOTE in the 1980's ROCK POLL PLEASE! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:29 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 08:59 (eleven years ago) link


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