tbh, i think ilx goes back to that well an awful lot, and maybe you're not the worst offender, but it's pretty fucking gross
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
nb i don't know anything about the ok cupid song and i'll take your word for what it's about, but i've been reading the same fucking chris hanson joek on ilx since i got here
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
I've spent enough of my life being the proxy for all black people for idiots that I'm not going to spend even a second being the proxy for all people who made reference to "To Catch a Predator". Fuck off.
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link
mordy is taking a bold stance against pop culture references & internet memes. as a board we should be grateful.
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
You wanna go off on me for making an offensive joke, save it for when I'm actually making an offensive joke; otherwise pick the right target.
Jackass.
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
wtf
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
first they came for keyboard cat, and i said nothing.
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
"the subject matter does make me want to speed-dial Chris Hanson tho" does it make u want to do that??? NUDGE NUDGE HA-HA-HA
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link
clearly since you've got chris hanson on your speed dial you're not just a proxy for the catch a predator meme community, idk ur words give u away bro
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
guys, please. just have a seat.
― crüt, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
subject matter does make me want to speed dial chris claremont
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
i'm def envisioning a lifetime movie where mordy -- dogged, ruthless journalist -- becomes affected by his work & teaches society a lesson, bettering a small slice of humanity in the process.
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
I'm just going to repeat this:
If something is hitting too closely to home, you can always try saying, "that hits a little too closely to home" instead of trying to do a devastating sarcastic takedown that fails horribly and just makes you look like an ass for no particular reason.
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
look, if catch a predator jokes are so much a part of ilx culture that it's blasphemy to suggest that they're a little stale (and maybe a little trivializing) in 2012, then i back off my comments
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
she sez shes 13 in the bieber song, not okay cupid
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
site:ilxor.com "chris hansen"About 1,840 results (0.27 seconds)
site:ilxor.com "catch a predator"About 8,170 results (0.30 seconds)
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link
I'm the impact of listening to all three of those songs in quick succession together.
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
oops
I'm eliding
http://www.unesco.org/culture/ich/index.php?lg=EN&pg=home
― Mordy, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
sometimes lost causes are the only things worth getting butthurt over
― da croupier, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, now I have heard the one with riff raff too. I consider myself lucky.
― longneck, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images_root/image_pictures/0484/6618/lou_20gehrig_crop_340x234.jpg
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
hay guys bacon and zomibies and chris hanson joke, right?
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/16894-haha-im-sorry-ep/
― Mordy, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link
haha
☁KITTY♡PRYDE☁ @kttydothedishes
are you serious this shit is like 45 pages long im not reading this novel stop waking me up for stupid crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2h ☁KITTY♡PRYDE☁ ☁KITTY♡PRYDE☁ @kttydothedishes
wait what is pitchfork
― 40oz of tears (Jordan), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
Kitty, who'd totally roll her eyes at the word count of this review
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
Kitty pryde · 6,726 like thisSeptember 6 at 5:22am ·
just finished my christmas song for sufjan stevens....................(:
― buzza, Saturday, 15 September 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
pity cried
― nutrition aziz (some dude), Sunday, 16 September 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
i was gonna say i was born 10 years too early to figure out some "internet pop grifter" scheme, but i guess i could still be a svengali.
― big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 16 September 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
meanwhile the "cracker might be the police" has been intermittently stuck in my head for the past 24 hrs.
― sarahell, Saturday, May 12, 2012 10:14 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The rain in Spin circles mainly on the mansplain (D-40), Monday, 17 September 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
I dunno him, he dunno me
― vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Monday, 17 September 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
i kno what you're all thinking. what this week really needs to be perfect is a kitty pryde bump:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1LlgfPF2dQ
― Mordy, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
rob harvilla @harvillamisread a kitty pryde song title as "hittin 'ILX" and thought, "ohhhh shit"
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
saw her open for danny brown (day after dick-sucking incident)
i like some of her songs but couldn't really work up a strong opinion about her set. the backing tracks were very very different from the stuff she's "released." it was more aggressive. i don't think it did her many favors since the lushness of some of her production + her absentminded sheepish flow is what makes the good tracks good
but i feel like i have to apologize on behalf of men to her. she was wandering around during DB's set and had to put up with guys groping her, often putting their hands suggestively on her shoulder. one tried to wrap his arm around her waist. she just walked away with an angry/exasperated expression so i guess she can handle it but it was gross to watch. (maybe not as gross as watching danny brown get violated by some girl in the first row, though.) wtf males?
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 09:20 (ten years ago) link
also wtf females?
hands off the performers, people
I actually like "RHEAM"
― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 10:36 (ten years ago) link
Er, "RREAM"
― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 10:37 (ten years ago) link
Is that a Scooby Doo-style Wu Tang cover?
― Ship Lion (some dude), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 11:27 (ten years ago) link
Kinda but not really
― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 12:12 (ten years ago) link
liked her noisey piece/essay/whatever on the incident. a bit overstated & defensive towards the end, but mostly otm and worth a read.
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link
i'm really surprised we didn't discuss that whole incident on ILX. it really begs for a long drawn-out discussion with lots of nabisco posts.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link
also it's weird how many folks on this thread assume she _is_ the persona projected by her songs. among other things it's clearly calculated to wind up critics.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 12:48 (ten years ago) link
So she's either genuinely really bratty and annoying or is just pretending to be, cool, radical, she's amazing.
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link
well that's obv not what i meant but thanks for playing.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link
but i feel like i have to apologize on behalf of men to her. she was wandering around during DB's set and had to put up with guys groping her, often putting their hands suggestively on her shoulder. one tried to wrap his arm around her waist.
damn, this was in madison?
― shit tie (Jordan), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link
yeah. the whole show had a weird vibe, but maybe that's just this tour
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link
kitty pryde is awesome. her xanned out, detached flow is really hypnotic and, i think, fairly unique. there will always be something glamorous to me about teenage apathy.
― Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 02:27 (ten years ago) link
and greasy. glamorous and greasy.
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link
grease and glamor are basically synonyms afaic
― Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 02:55 (ten years ago) link
careful on the runway
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link