tumblr rapper kitty pryde

tbh, i'm currently covering an actual predator right now and i'm a little sensitive to ppl throwing around the implication for lulz. also scroll up bc i'm pretty sure the 'joke' has been made about a dozen times on this thread before. wtf is wrong with you?

mordy, all DJP did was note that the subject matter (a girl rapping about how she's in junior high and likes to get drunk with dudes she meets on OKCupid) made him want to e-mail chris hanson when you decided to get touchy

like, as far as ilx paedo jokes go, no one was really the butt of this one

can't listen to the song right now bc @ work, but if these are the song lyrics i'm pretty sure that's not the subject matter:
http://rapgenius.com/Kitty-pryde-give-me-scabies-lyrics

unless something in there is code for 'i'm in junior high'

There's nothing wrong with me. I listened to a song by a girl claiming she was 13 who liked to go online and hookup with dudes who could get her alcohol, which sounds exactly like the scenarios set up in the To Catch a Predator stings. I made reference to it because the subject matter made me uneasy and is one of the reasons why I'd probably never buy this. There wasn't an actual "joek" made there, just a reference that I assumed most people would understand.

If something is hitting too closely to home, you can always try saying, "that hits a little too closely to home" instead of trying to do a devastating sarcastic takedown that fails horribly and just makes you look like an ass for no particular reason.

xp: I'm talking about "Okay Cupid", Einstein

tbh, i think ilx goes back to that well an awful lot, and maybe you're not the worst offender, but it's pretty fucking gross

nb i don't know anything about the ok cupid song and i'll take your word for what it's about, but i've been reading the same fucking chris hanson joek on ilx since i got here

I've spent enough of my life being the proxy for all black people for idiots that I'm not going to spend even a second being the proxy for all people who made reference to "To Catch a Predator". Fuck off.

mordy is taking a bold stance against pop culture references & internet memes. as a board we should be grateful.

You wanna go off on me for making an offensive joke, save it for when I'm actually making an offensive joke; otherwise pick the right target.

Jackass.

I've spent enough of my life being the proxy for all black people for idiots that I'm not going to spend even a second being the proxy for all people who made reference to "To Catch a Predator". Fuck off.

wtf

first they came for keyboard cat, and i said nothing.

"the subject matter does make me want to speed-dial Chris Hanson tho" does it make u want to do that??? NUDGE NUDGE HA-HA-HA

clearly since you've got chris hanson on your speed dial you're not just a proxy for the catch a predator meme community, idk ur words give u away bro

guys, please. just have a seat.

subject matter does make me want to speed dial chris claremont

i'm def envisioning a lifetime movie where mordy -- dogged, ruthless journalist -- becomes affected by his work & teaches society a lesson, bettering a small slice of humanity in the process.

I'm just going to repeat this:

If something is hitting too closely to home, you can always try saying, "that hits a little too closely to home" instead of trying to do a devastating sarcastic takedown that fails horribly and just makes you look like an ass for no particular reason.

look, if catch a predator jokes are so much a part of ilx culture that it's blasphemy to suggest that they're a little stale (and maybe a little trivializing) in 2012, then i back off my comments

she sez shes 13 in the bieber song, not okay cupid

site:ilxor.com "chris hansen"
About 1,840 results (0.27 seconds)

site:ilxor.com "catch a predator"
About 8,170 results (0.30 seconds)

she sez shes 13 in the bieber song, not okay cupid

I'm the impact of listening to all three of those songs in quick succession together.

oops

I'm eliding

http://www.unesco.org/culture/ich/index.php?lg=EN&pg=home

sometimes lost causes are the only things worth getting butthurt over

Oh, now I have heard the one with riff raff too. I consider myself lucky.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images_root/image_pictures/0484/6618/lou_20gehrig_crop_340x234.jpg

hay guys bacon and zomibies and chris hanson joke, right?

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/16894-haha-im-sorry-ep/

haha

☁KITTY♡PRYDE☁ ‏@kttydothedishes

are you serious this shit is like 45 pages long im not reading this novel stop waking me up for stupid crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wait what is pitchfork

Kitty, who'd totally roll her eyes at the word count of this review

Kitty pryde · 6,726 like this
September 6 at 5:22am ·

just finished my christmas song for sufjan stevens....................(:

pity cried

i was gonna say i was born 10 years too early to figure out some "internet pop grifter" scheme, but i guess i could still be a svengali.

meanwhile the "cracker might be the police" has been intermittently stuck in my head for the past 24 hrs.

― sarahell, Saturday, May 12, 2012 10:14 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I dunno him, he dunno me

i kno what you're all thinking. what this week really needs to be perfect is a kitty pryde bump:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1LlgfPF2dQ

rob harvilla ‏@harvilla
misread a kitty pryde song title as "hittin 'ILX" and thought, "ohhhh shit"

saw her open for danny brown (day after dick-sucking incident)

i like some of her songs but couldn't really work up a strong opinion about her set. the backing tracks were very very different from the stuff she's "released." it was more aggressive. i don't think it did her many favors since the lushness of some of her production + her absentminded sheepish flow is what makes the good tracks good

but i feel like i have to apologize on behalf of men to her. she was wandering around during DB's set and had to put up with guys groping her, often putting their hands suggestively on her shoulder. one tried to wrap his arm around her waist. she just walked away with an angry/exasperated expression so i guess she can handle it but it was gross to watch. (maybe not as gross as watching danny brown get violated by some girl in the first row, though.) wtf males?

also wtf females?

hands off the performers, people

I actually like "RHEAM"

Er, "RREAM"

Is that a Scooby Doo-style Wu Tang cover?

Kinda but not really

liked her noisey piece/essay/whatever on the incident. a bit overstated & defensive towards the end, but mostly otm and worth a read.

i'm really surprised we didn't discuss that whole incident on ILX. it really begs for a long drawn-out discussion with lots of nabisco posts.

also it's weird how many folks on this thread assume she _is_ the persona projected by her songs. among other things it's clearly calculated to wind up critics.

So she's either genuinely really bratty and annoying or is just pretending to be, cool, radical, she's amazing.

well that's obv not what i meant but thanks for playing.

but i feel like i have to apologize on behalf of men to her. she was wandering around during DB's set and had to put up with guys groping her, often putting their hands suggestively on her shoulder. one tried to wrap his arm around her waist.

damn, this was in madison?