ROLLING HARDMAN THREAD 2009

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shit_epost

you're tired. go to sleep. forever.

― shipl.de.al (some dude), Monday, June 11, 2012 4:20 PM

Nah, i think i'll stick here. It's good to know that a shithead/pussy like you disagrees with me.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Tuesday, June 12, 2012 1:59 PM

never change

i have this theory that bill magill is a 42 year old trucker's wife

mrs. big jim swells?

and/or geezer butler

Wow I am kinda ridiculously zen compared to 2009 self

I blame quitting trying to be the boss of the internet

i blame yr daughter

I blame quitting trying to be the boss of the internet

my takeaway here is "be careful what you wish for" ;_;

miss u hardman tombot

tombot u been lurking?

old internet hardmen never die, they just turn into dads with mortgages.

watch out, bill magill

I just remembered ILX last night to be honest. have been way too busy to even lurk. job job job job job job, parent parent job job parent parent job. I had more time for internets when I was at the FBI in DC, dating Ally in NYC, and going to GWU for my master's almost every weeknight. That probably says something.

has conceiving a child robbed you of your martial spirit? lurking is without honor!

missed you tbh

I can't lurk you people. I either engage or I pay no attention. It's Homeland on Showtime, I'm claire danes and ILX is damian lewis.

haha it's nice to see you, man

come back and troll like a man!

that metaphor deserved some deeper inspection before I just threw it out to the public.

lies, it is perfect

here come the wee bots

tombot <3

true hardmen don't die.

http://www.paintballtanks.co.uk/paintball_mini_tank.jpg

either get your posting together, or drop it. - contederizer

Sometimes I accidentally come across some video of you and remember that all this wiseass bullshit you pollute ILX with actually comes from a bald pussy in a trucker hat.

― Johnny Fever, Sunday, June 17, 2012 1:42 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that post definitely made me do a double take!

woah jfeve!

lol what thread is that from

also picturing a shaved vagina wearing a trucker hat

j0radn otm

j0randa

JF went hard

tbf whine's post was pretty funny, but yeah, A+ hardmanning

a neatly trimmed ginger bush

it was a great zing but tbf whiney's original post wasn't even THAT inflammatory

whiney had a dece comeback too

i think i hold my own in that thread

had to sustain the most excruciating feigned interest last week when a girl at a dinner party just couldn't believe no one had heard Fugestiny's Child and played it for us over dessert

i think i hold my own in that thread

― la musica de harry frogbs (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, June 17, 2012 5:00 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

hold your own...shaved vagina?

trucker hats? on my vagina?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/18/article-0-1238DE0B000005DC-358_634x493.jpg

That is terrifying.

http://image1.masterfile.com/em_w/04/31/67/400-04316754w.jpg
i think i hold my own in that thread

buzza must have gone on quite the spirit journey through GIS to find that hairless kitty.

a more assiduous gis would surely have revealed a similar cat with a blingeed trucker cap, or who knows maybe even a real trucker cap

the picture buzza posted is like the least terrifying possible picture that could've been posted in that whole exchange

johnny hardman fever learning rap
johnny hardman fever learning

Exactly. That is EXACTLY the nature of the complaints here. You imbecile.

― Three Word Username, Monday, June 25, 2012 2:48 PM