Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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pplains, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:40 (seven years ago) link

lol @ Danzig Clay

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:54 (seven years ago) link

Danzrew Dance Clay

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:55 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The programme team apologizes that the reporter is too young to understand worldly affairs.

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:22 (seven years ago) link

Apparently everyone else - the cameraperson, the crew, the editors, etc - was also too young to understand worldly affairs.

i recommend a team building masturbation toy field trip for the whole crew

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:24 (seven years ago) link

When one "prospective buyer" questions the man about the veracity of the report, he answers matter-of-factly, "It's on the news. How can it be fake?"

Pointing to the cheapest taisui available which is labelled "young mushroom" and going for a very affordable 800RMB, the buyer fails to contain his laughter as he asks the seller how old the mushroom is.

"About ten years old," came the response.

"Why doesn't it have an 'eye' then?"

"That's because it hasn't matured fully," replied the seasoned salesman. "Once it's fully grown, it'll have the 'eye'."

With entrepreneurs like this, there's great hope that China will breeze through the global economic storm and upturn any downturn that may come its way.

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:32 (seven years ago) link

what a world.

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 23 June 2012 21:29 (seven years ago) link

i guess this is a super old meme but its new to me damnit and i lol'd heartily

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JcniyQYFU6M

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 June 2012 15:50 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yWiygYgi6U

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 25 June 2012 20:45 (seven years ago) link

NAME TEH REINDERRERE

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:21 (seven years ago) link

that whole channel is just amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jKAksuhb2U

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:28 (seven years ago) link

hahaha

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:32 (seven years ago) link

Hahaha.

The title is unfair to this kid.

Je55e, Thursday, 28 June 2012 03:58 (seven years ago) link

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1207006/cc-and-spidey2.gif

pplains, Thursday, 28 June 2012 15:47 (seven years ago) link

perfect

am0n, Thursday, 28 June 2012 16:16 (seven years ago) link

lol

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Thursday, 28 June 2012 17:49 (seven years ago) link

aaaaaahahahahaha

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 28 June 2012 20:24 (seven years ago) link

http://www.etsy.com/shop/BSTJ?ref=seller_info

max, Thursday, 28 June 2012 22:37 (seven years ago) link

dormroom accessories

http://www.etsy.com/listing/102268664/danny-brown-wheatgrass-plant-dormroom

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 28 June 2012 22:40 (seven years ago) link

a match made in photoshop

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 June 2012 23:34 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGP0D16i4KM

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2012 03:20 (seven years ago) link

helmut?
helmut?

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 June 2012 04:52 (seven years ago) link

brond james

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_w5aYLieL8

am0n, Saturday, 30 June 2012 03:57 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3rJo6.gif

am0n, Saturday, 30 June 2012 15:18 (seven years ago) link

hahahaha

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:13 (seven years ago) link

<3

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:35 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf0l3NO-35U

goole, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:27 (seven years ago) link

This is as usual all a hoax.. There is no Road Buildings that benefit the People. You will notice this by Chinese now rebuilding Bridges in the USA. Why? Because as Martial Law sets in, These TANKS being deployed will have to cross these bridges. Highways are unimportant. We as a fact are being lied to by the media about what our alleged Great Government is doing. You might notice that Google, Bing and other Engines now block hyperlinks in your searches. I am going to do a video to Prove this.
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now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:45 (seven years ago) link

more like supercool raccoon chilling on top of pole

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 22:10 (seven years ago) link

http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Body+part+found+Montreal+park+belongs+police+confirm/6883479/story.html

at least the body can head home to china now

the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 02:30 (seven years ago) link

ah shit

i meant to post this in o_O

now i look like an awful human being

the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 02:32 (seven years ago) link

"now"

balls, Thursday, 5 July 2012 03:12 (seven years ago) link

too obvious use of scare quotes imo

the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 03:25 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmU6BChuiBs

kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:09 (seven years ago) link

loss LOLz of composure

the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:14 (seven years ago) link

looooool

what happens if you just run through each hurdle and win? is there a requirement that you have to attempt to jump?

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:15 (seven years ago) link

that's good stuff

goole, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:17 (seven years ago) link

the guy on the left methodically kicks down every single one btw

goole, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:17 (seven years ago) link

i love that dude

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:27 (seven years ago) link

maybe at some point he just figured since everyone had knocked a hurdle into another lane that the race would be restarted

the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:29 (seven years ago) link

guy in black didnt hit any. he will represent china in olympics xD
R3T41L 11 hours ago

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:34 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2OJsROIfI0

am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:11 (seven years ago) link

(original)

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:13 (seven years ago) link


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