Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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'This is better than pooing!'

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:46 (twenty years ago) link

"Is that it?"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:00 (twenty years ago) link

"This stain's NEVER gonna come out!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:19 (twenty years ago) link

"Meow for me... you... furry... little... BITCH!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:19 (twenty years ago) link

"Hasta La Vista, baby!"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:26 (twenty years ago) link

"Forgive me for asking, but you are a trained chiropractor aren't you?"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:36 (twenty years ago) link

"Damnit, I KNEW I should've worn my adult diaper!"

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:48 (twenty years ago) link

SAVE ME FROM MY OWN HAND

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

"Oooooooh God am I glad I didn't listen to my friends..."

― The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Sunday, 25 May 2003 06:03 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

'heavens'

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 21 July 2003 08:03 (twenty years ago) link

'Is that it then?'

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 21 July 2003 08:34 (twenty years ago) link

not a moment of climax thing but i know someone who gets off on the theme tunes to coronation street and this is your life coz reckons they sound like burlesque stripper music... personally i reckon the archers is much more comedy...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 09:02 (twenty years ago) link

"Oh this is tops!" (in comedy British accent)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 12:56 (twenty years ago) link

"you like clams?"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 July 2003 12:58 (twenty years ago) link

i have yet to do it and hopefully never will, but the archers theme tune would be the funniest thing to play at the moment of climax, possibly followed by the theme to the dambusters

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:03 (twenty years ago) link

You should play the Benny Hill theme song on loop the entire time you're hitting it, actually.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:05 (twenty years ago) link

even better in comedy brit accent = "TOP HOLE!!"

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:06 (twenty years ago) link

Dambusters - ouch.

"You're my cummy mummy"

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:07 (twenty years ago) link

"Oi! Oi! Fantastic! REVERSE COWBOY STYLE, eh?" (all said like Terry Jones as girl)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:08 (twenty years ago) link

"top hole!", indeed.

(bah xxxposted)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:08 (twenty years ago) link

You should play the Benny Hill theme song on loop the entire time you're hitting it, actually.

i would first have to be chased around a park by 20 or so women in bikinis - this is my own idea of heaven btw...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:09 (twenty years ago) link

If you're allowed hum stuff, 2)Raiders 1)Imperial March.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:10 (twenty years ago) link

Do you then get a pie in the face? Wait don't answer, that could be taken very wrongly.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:10 (twenty years ago) link

benny hill never really went for pies in the face and the innuendo is solely the work of your dirty mind ally, i'd have said nothing ;-)

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

But I think a pie in the face during sex would be pretty funny.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:45 (twenty years ago) link

http://bfcgroup.com/helluvatough/cgi-bin/goddamncolt.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:47 (twenty years ago) link

hairpie in the face during sex is the shiznit.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:47 (twenty years ago) link

"You're my cummy mummy"

*horrified*

― j0e (j0e), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:50 (twenty years ago) link

i have to say, if the pie just came out of the blue and i was totally not expecting it then i think i would just about kill myself laughing. but it would take a special kind of a woman to have the pie primed, ready and to hand at exactly the right moment!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 21 July 2003 13:52 (twenty years ago) link

"do not wipe the taste of the day away with the false and foreign taste of MINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT"

― Neudonym, Monday, 21 July 2003 13:53 (twenty years ago) link

"I call that SHOCK AND AWE"

*woman slaps the dumbass minger in the face*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:34 (twenty years ago) link

I've never used that line, Joe. I think I was thinking about truly unpleasant rather than funny. I think I succeeded.

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:45 (twenty years ago) link

"Say hello to the Billion Dollar Hobo"

― NA the Billion Dollar Hobo (Nick A.), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:56 (twenty years ago) link

"FINISHED!"

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:57 (twenty years ago) link

Emo porn isn't enough, you want slapstick porn?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:20 (twenty years ago) link

clownilingus.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:28 (twenty years ago) link

I imagine something involving banana peels.

― NA the Billion Dollar Hobo (Nick A.), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:29 (twenty years ago) link

"Can I get down now?"

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:30 (twenty years ago) link

Appropriate response: "No, you get down off a duck!"

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:33 (twenty years ago) link

i'm not even partic bothered abt the porn part, pies in faces are funny anyway and isn't there a certain amnt of slapstick, knockabout humour in sex anyway - there should be, you should be able to laugh at yr partner and yrself pretty well in those situations i reckon... ally, that was really obtuse and took me a good half a minute to work out...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 11:11 (twenty years ago) link

That's why it's funny, Dave.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 12:37 (twenty years ago) link

you said it just to expose my stupidity?

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 12:41 (twenty years ago) link

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

― Simon H., Tuesday, 22 July 2003 12:53 (twenty years ago) link

"So... should I leave the money on the nightstand?"

TMFTML

― TMFTML (TMFTML), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

"PLIÉ, MOTHERFUCKER!!"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

Although somehow

"PLIÉ THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

is even better.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:08 (twenty years ago) link

Ally, 'obtuse' means thick in the head. Dave just called you stupid.

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!"

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 22:34 (twenty years ago) link

Coilmrn - tjue kids have mad auo a new pweanibng fo 'obtuse' get wit h the preogra m//,.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 22:40 (twenty years ago) link

Sorry.

By the way, my last quote should be screamed in a power-crazed Japanese alien manga voice.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 22:42 (twenty years ago) link

"(sigh) That was great.....um.....ohmygod....what's your name, again?"

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 23:35 (twenty years ago) link

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