Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony

First entry in the Yellow Pages "pony" section.

Guys I can't believe you're not crying about Derpy right now! HASBRO KILLED DERPY!

This is like when they turned the green ranger into the white ranger... its an outrage!

Cause in my mind Tommy Oliver was the the green ranger he smoked a lot of weed and just grooved around the streets of Angel City... but then he like skips out of town when he loses his powers and then comes back as White ranger? What does that mean? Did he move on to cocaine? Thats NAGL for a power ranger... And why does the WHITE ranger get the baddest ass mount and a knight sword and shit?!

ok I will stop derailing the brony thread now.

um the website that i work for has a kind of oddly strong contingent of bronies for whatever reason, like they have their own forum and little club on the site (we have some community functions that let you do that)...so yeah i don't really know what to make of it, but we've definitely laid down an edict for ppl to leave them alone and we never make fun of the whole thing, as weird as it is to me....and tbh they are unfailingly some of the nicest, most polite frequent commenter we have, and i interact with a few of them on twitter fairly regularly....and they are nice you know...so....

i don't know. it's totally weird to me but hey i guess we are all gonna die someday and whatever floats your boat.

the devil's greatest troll was convincing the world that he sincerely loved my little ponies

http://i.imgur.com/5U3pV.jpg

That costume is amazing. I want to hire that guy to walk around with me while I did totally mundane shit, like go grocery shopping.

the flip flops

Could be mandals, definitely bonus points. The dude under there is probably naively pure, but would love to hire him for a year, feed him drugs and have him go berserk in costume and follow me around as I went about my day. Then I'd get bored and fire him and his fellow bronies would find him lying in the gutter, his costume torn and soiled. Then they'd take him in and try to rehabilitate him back to broniedom, but the man they knew would only ever exist again in their memories. One day his fellow bronies would return to a ransacked apartment, never to see him again.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/26/us/na ... wanted=all

Correction: December 30, 2011

An article on Monday about Jack Robison and Kirsten Lindsmith, two college students with Asperger syndrome who are navigating the perils of an intimate relationship, misidentified the character from the animated children’s TV show “My Little Pony” that Ms. Lindsmith said she visualized to cheer herself up. It is Twilight Sparkle, the nerdy intellectual, not Fluttershy, the kind animal lover.

brony pretends to have cancer

https://twitter.com/#!/WhyAmSky

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/hp2trl

Isaac Crowe ‏@WhyAmSky
I always dreamed of living in Equestria. Where I would actually be happy...

:{ now I feel bad writing that bizarre Huysmansesque blurb about bronies. I wonder what these people would be like in a different era, perhaps in tighter-knit societies ... family men by 25?

In Harry Potter they would be Huffle Puff or whatever they're called

yeah, but what would pottunias be in ponyville?

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck

https://p.twimg.com/AvD9EGuCQAAG2_N.jpg:large

otm

like a wise man said way upthread, there's always a guy w/ a fedora hat involved w/ this sort of thing:

http://www.ntdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/29_Brony2_web_ap.jpg

These people (ESPECIALLY FEDORE GUYS) are *ruining* my childhood MLP love.

Fedoras make me so angry I can't even type straight..

this version of Fedora Guy dubs Kid Rock songs over My Little Pony, for his shits and giggles.

let's not overlook the fire

it's been always gurnin' since the world's been turnin'

bronies honour the fire

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/060/5/e/panties_and_stockings_for_pinkie_pie_by_stapledslut-d4rfm8t.png

^ nsfw

why am I laughing at that

because the face

ANDREW W.K. CONFIRMS MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING APPEARANCE AT MY LITTLE PONY CONVENTION

ANDREW ANSWERS “WHAT WOULD PINKIE PIE DO?” AT CANTERLOT GARDENS 2012!

New York, NY - (June 12, 2012): Rock 'n' roll party man, Andrew W.K., has announced that this fall, he will bring his special brand of fun to Canterlot Gardens in Ohio, the premiere My Little Pony fan convention! Celebrating the national resurgence of My Little Pony popularity since the release of Hasbro’s “Friendship Is Magic” cartoon, W.K. will attempt to answer the question “What Would Pinkie Pie Do?” In this panel, W.K. who's beloved for such anthemic songs as “Party Hard” and “We Want Fun,” considers himself to be the living embodiment of the positive, party pony, Pinkie Pie, and will talk about how to make your work as fun as your party and your party as important as your work.

W.K. has spoken in the past of his support for the growing “Brony” sub-culture, which is the unexpected male obsession with My Little Pony and “Friendship Is Magic”. This fan-base if comprised of men in their teens, up to 40 years of age. Lauren Faust, who helped to draw adults to Cartoon Network with her work on The Power Puff Girls and Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends, also helped to revamp the My Little Pony franchise with sophisticated writing and nuanced characters. The results are drawing animation fans of nontraditional ages, genders, and lifestyles.

dude is like the PHD of trolls

and FUN

god damnit W.K. get back to work

everything about this cracks me up so hard

I can count at least two genders in that line up of Bronies above.; maybe they should put the injection moulded plastic down and investigate the possibilities offered by that.

how heteronormative of you

also dude LOL NERDS Y DONT THEY GO GET LAID INSTEAD is p tired even when it's about bronies

okay the juxtaposition of post/display name there is killing me

https://www.canterlotgardens.com/

pathetic nerds who DO get laid are so much worse than the ones who don't

They're usually the ones who won't stop talking about polyamory.

Yeah, I know some of those nerds. I know I'm probably a terrible person for not believing that their lifestyle is a real thing, but it pretty much seems to me like they just want an excuse to cheat on each other.

That might be making fun of a different subset of people than the ones we're making fun of in this thread, though.

i can assure you that they are interrelated

What some of these guys might need is some counseling from original Bronie Bro, Peggle mascot Bjorn:

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080721185237/peggle/images/0/07/Bjorn.jpg

Even fire cannot kill the bronies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7gEkkzB7EQ

http://cardiganponi.tumblr.com/post/26444462697/important-message-about-the-bronycon-orgy

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Crap, I was wondering about that.