what me, worry?
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
the dreck blight
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
oh cool this thread turned into a kevin smith script
i was bored sunday afternoon, so i watched that hardwicke/seyfried red riding hood flick, which i half enjoyed despite awfulness. then i watched that pegg/frost paul flick, which i half enjoyed despite utter inconsequentiality. then the (drumroll) the game of thrones season finale. which i fully enjoyed, etc.
somewhere amidst this five-hour television orgy, i realized that i am a complete and total nerd and that i should probably own a hellboy t-shirt or something. so sticks and stones...
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
We. are going. to die.
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link
or, well, four-hour orgy. i only saw half of red riding hood.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link
alien >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> aliens
^truth
― DG, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link
it's not a lot of movies that ill say this about but paul could have used a rewrite by kevin smith and/or aaron sorkin.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
H4A, I can assure you that your life will be so much more rewarding having never seen Crystal Skull
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
also temple of doom should have been directed by the guy who did cannibal holocaust. i would have felt less icky watching it.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
have never seen The Spiel dissing ToD.
As I've said elsewhere, it has levels of zany sexism and cult xenphobia entirely fitting to a '30s potboiler. A-
(none of them can touch ET, obv)
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
Temple Of DJP
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link
I have a weird amount of affection for Crystal Skull because the rifftrax for it was one of my all time favorites. Everything about is so absurd, I can't imagine what Spielberg and Lucas were thinking.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:04 (eleven years ago) link
you have affection for Rifftrax then? PLEASE? I dunno if I can handle conflating that with love for the Crystal Skull, lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
Last Crusade all the way
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link
anyone who disagrees gets a slap for blasphemy
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
Blashphemy surely.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
*remembers the lengthy Sean Connery impersonation offered by da croup at a Manhattan breakfast place in the summer of '03*
it's not the last time that's happened
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link
and then i remembered my charlemagne...does anyone speak english?and this is how we say goodbye in GERMANY!no ticketshe chose...poorly
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
I watched the Last Crusade again a few weeks ago and I think it holds up.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4057/4385305706_3c1f44cd58_z.jpg?zz=1
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
i feel like everyone i know IRL agrees that Last Crusade >>>>> Temple, surprised this is even a question
― shipl.de.al (some dude), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
gooshtepping mohrahns
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
Last Crusade isn't a movie: it's a cavalcade for Sean Connery. When I watch it (more often than I admit) I skip over everything else.
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
I hated Last Crusade when it came out and haven't bothered to watch it since.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
I shuddenly remembered my Charlemagne: ket my ahrmies be the ROHKS and the trees — and the bahrds in the shky."
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
i should have sent it to the MARCKSH BROTHERS
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:53 (eleven years ago) link
favorite moment might be when indy sends the motorcyclist flying, smiles to dad and gets rebuffed
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link
she talkshs in her shleep
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link
it belongs in a MUSEUM!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
― da croupier, Tuesday, June 5, 2012 9:54 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
oh man, totally
― shipl.de.al (some dude), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:58 (eleven years ago) link
"Indiana, let it go."
― epistantophus, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link
I dig the fraternity greeting or whatever that he and Marcus exchange.
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
Voting for Short Round, though "I should've mailed it to the Marx Bros." makes it really close.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link
Also the part where Kate Capshaw thinks she's picking up a shirt but picks up a giant bat instead. So cool.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
how bout when she thinks she's picking up Indy's cock but accidentally pushes a lever
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:08 (eleven years ago) link
watched last crusade on father's day w my dad once, recommend this
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
we don't NEED the diary, DAD
having drinks on a zeppelin?
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
does anyone here speak english? or even ancient greek.
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
I think da croup and I could do a Dueling Connerys shometyme.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link
try reading books inshtead of buhrning them
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:18 (eleven years ago) link
I thought Last Crusade was good when it came out and haven't bothered to watch it since.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:18 (eleven years ago) link
this thread turned into a kevin smith script
you'll love our movie polls.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
snooch to the booch
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
like the back of a volkswagen?
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
so Sir Sean's last film looks to be The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Maybe he deserves it for slapping all those women.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
one time i noticed that Last Crusade and Dogma were on different TV channels at the same time, and so i ended up watching both "no ticket" scenes about 10 minutes apart
― shipl.de.al (some dude), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
can we just post more pictures from step up 2 the streets?
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/401584_10150493000254499_1713727276_n.jpg
Were there any stickers made up for Temple of Doom?
― Philsatawny Punx (S-), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:31 (eleven years ago) link