lord custos tribute thread

{David is awestruck. The wind picks up. In the air the huge image of the Space Jockey is forming from the clouds. He appears to be walking from the stars. The image is ghostly at first, but steadily gains color and coherence.}

Space Jockey: Humans ...
Michael Fassbender: Father?
Space Jockey: Humans, you have forgotten me.
Michael Fassbender: No. How could we?
Space Jockey: You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, human. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life.

― the late great, Tuesday, June 5, 2012 11:46 AM

should've remembered to do it in courier

http://trapsntrunks.com/2012/11/27/video-k-yay-king-of-the-custos/

My Fellow Americans,
I come before you tonight as a candidate for the Vice-Presidency and as a man whose honesty and integrity has been questioned. Now, the usual political thing to do when charges are made against you is to either ignore them or to deny them without giving details. I believe we have had enough of that in the United States, particularly with the present Administration in Washington, D.C. I am sure that you have read the charges, and you have heard it, that I, Senator Nixon, took $18,000 from a group of my supporters. Now, was that wrong? And let me say that it was wrong. I am saying it, incidentally, that it was wrong, just not illegal, because it isn't a question of whether it was legal or illegal, that isn't enough. The question is, Have I licked people's butts? It feels like the answer should be no, but , yes, I have licked people's butts, and in fact, I do lick people's butts.

― what is google (schlump), Monday, December 10, 2012 10:20 PM (Yesterday)

Hurting's tex-mex-themed Monkees cover band

Make up words to the instrumental theme song of a movie that describe that movie, then try to guess that movie.

i feel like i took part in a robbery and now i'm snitching to the cops but

she's -- coldblooded, check it and see
got a fetish for the civility
come on nancy, you can do more than that
she's coldblooded, she's coldblooded

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 5 May 2019 16:17 (three hours ago) Permalink

it was very impressive

I still maintain the one of mine Ward posted here was actually funny, humf.