Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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They resolve it by explaining this whole series has all been taking place in Joseph Gordon-Levitt's dreamstate mind. It ends with 20 minutes of talking. Then a machine gun fight on skis.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 June 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

Bale, Oldman and Gordon-Levitt were on the MTV Movie awards last night showing a little clip. JGL has the most bizarre, contrived-sounding speaking voice when he's 'himself' on TV and not in a movie role, noticed it when he hosted SNL too.

kel ler/pharmacists (some dude), Monday, 4 June 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

i chalk it up to him being a child actor.

phantompenguin, Monday, 4 June 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

so glad they didn't go with Sweaty Bigface as the Riddler, *yikes*

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 4 June 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

Advance tickets for sale now and this fucker is selling out like crazy, can't get anything I want on Fandango.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 June 2012 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

Looks like there's one more trailer...

http://io9.com/5919611/new-dark-knight-rises-trailer-lets-joseph-gordon+levitt-take-the-wheel

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

starting to get really amped about this.

Bee OK, Thursday, 21 June 2012 03:07 (eleven years ago) link

i really dug the five minutes of footage before MI4 (note: was lifted), but i gotta be honest, the trailers for this have been pretty lame. ya ok, the football field collapses. and a couple bridges fall down. and a bunch of crowd scenes, which are always terrible.

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:13 (eleven years ago) link

yeah. i'll wait and see i guess

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:31 (eleven years ago) link

the daylight brawl footage could use some BOF!s and POW!s

da croupier, Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:40 (eleven years ago) link

i really dug the five minutes of footage before MI4 (note: was lifted), but i gotta be honest, the trailers for this have been pretty lame. ya ok, the football field collapses. and a couple bridges fall down. and a bunch of crowd scenes, which are always terrible.

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, June 21, 2012 1:13 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is kind of a silly criticism imo. it's a musical montage-driven trailer for a movie that they're trying to withhold plot details about, of course it's going to lean heavily on glimpses of big action setpieces and not give you much of an idea what actually watching the movie from scene to scene will be like.

here's my lumber, so jack me maybe (some dude), Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

i think s1oc was saying that the big spectacle stuff looks lame

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

I hear that Bane also wrecks Bruce Wayne financially, through the business dealings of his firm, Bane Capital.

mh, Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

It's mostly a legal drama about the case of Bane v Wayne.

ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

The opening sequence looks (and by all accounts is) pretty cool

Number None, Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

Nolan does good set pieces! The one opening that last film could be a film in itself.

mh, Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

I hear Bill Clinton has a lot of respect for the good work Bane has done.

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

i think s1oc was saying that the big spectacle stuff looks lame

― Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, June 21, 2012 10:17 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah but i dunno "crowd scenes suck!" is a weird thing to say imo. as if a) any movie like isn't going to be to some extent about a SUPER VILLAIN TERRORIZING THE CITY OF GOTHAM, CUE SCREAMING CROWD and b) c'mon that'll be what 4 minutes of screentime in this thing?

here's my lumber, so jack me maybe (some dude), Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

any movie like THIS, meant to say

here's my lumber, so jack me maybe (some dude), Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

"A sensitive, crafty Dark Knight faces a heartless goliath named BAIN" vs. "A resourceful millionaire defends the American way from an aggrieved lunatic obsessed with the redistribution of wealth"

da croupier, Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

scenes where groups of people run at each other yelling are so rarely good

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

anyway, that's just one thing, i'm just not feeling ~dun dun dun~ *BRIDGE EXPLODES*

but then again, the airplane scene was pretty awesome. so who knows

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

scenes where groups of people run at each other yelling are so rarely good

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, June 21, 2012 11:00 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1) Braveheart 2) yeah i think that's it

here's my lumber, so jack me maybe (some dude), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

blazing saddles

goole, Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

Gangs of New York, ymmv

Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

the worst

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

barry lyndon
the red and the white

gangs of new york is the worst film ever made tho, yeah

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

<3 barry lyndon but I always feel like it's a comedy and giggle the whole time

mh, Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

Seven Samurai

a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

the point is, that stuff doesn't really look exciting to me in the trailer, it just looks like a bunch of extras running and yelling

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

i don't disagree. just seems like an inevitable (and inevitably small, in this case) piece of any city-under-siege superhero movie.

here's my lumber, so jack me maybe (some dude), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

actually from what i understand half the movie is people screaming in the streets in daylight and then bane kills batman and the second half is JGL crying

da croupier, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

no spoilers

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

wooops

da croupier, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

no no, s1ocki means he's crying because someone stole his car's spoilers

StanM, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

right?

StanM, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

first of all, i didnt admit that i was crying

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

i mean, i didnt SAY that i was crying

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

but you are crying, right

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

I'm crying because I meant da croupier and not s1ocki ;_;

StanM, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

s1ocki, if it makes you feel better, I'm not feeling the trailers, either

I don't have a theory tho

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 21 June 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

really can't tell much from trailers so wth

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

Braveheart. Worst movie ever.

old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Thursday, 21 June 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

trailers don't have me ecstatic but it still looks better than Batman Forever

da croupier, Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

did not dig the trailer shown before prometheus at all. movie looks boring, bane looks/seems superboring

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

yeah tbh i am not encouraged by the Bane thing at all. my personal policy is 'avoid trailers, and if you must watch them don't put too much stock in them good or bad,' but i realize i'm always gonna be a minority in that belief.

here's my lumber, so jack me maybe (some dude), Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

SPOILERS

Rutger Hauer's ousted character from the previous films returns with the support of a large venture capital firm that has been buying interest in Wayne Enterprises in the years since the last film. Bruce Wayne, who has been largely been pretending to be a figurehead and philanthropist while leaving the day-to-day operations to Lucius Fox who has proven to be more science- than business-minded. The early movie Gotham intrigue is a Robin Hood-type cat burglar who is brazen enough to approach Wayne himself.

Bane then attacks the city, after being rescued by a shadowy organization in the movie's intro and told that the time he's been trained for has come. His assault on Gotham, oddly enough, uses a number of Wayne scientific advances and gear, including the tumbler (batmobile) and body armor. Because the shadowy organization was really Bane Capital -- just kidding, it was Ra's al Ghul's organization. Ra's al Ghul's daughter, Talia, has been undercover and posing as a fellow philanthropist. She delivers Wayne to Bane. Catwoman knew something about Bane or Ra's al Ghul but didn't take it seriously enough

Second act is Batman/Wayne in the prison Bane was raised/trained in and JGL trying to figure out what happened to Batman and eventually raising a citizen army to hold the city together, after teaming up with Catwoman. Third act is Batman rising from the depths of the prison and joining up with the forces to take back Gotham.

I estimate this is about 5% accurate.

mh, Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

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