SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

^o^

okay since I actually have to get work done today, I'm going to just send what I have and come back to this

Yay!

excerpt of an actual conversation I just had with my wife

J: "There's so much I feel like we should have a fudge party."
D: "O_O"
J: "You can't really call up your friends and say, 'Hey, wanna come over to our fudge party?' though."
D: "O_O O_O lolololololololol"

also calling the HSTNGS '91 batsignal for a thread:

The Groom's Cake

every so often i forget this town is crazy as you all say it is then BOOM someone's casually telling me about some bestiality incident then BOOM i'm hearing some story of mutual pube shaving in a bathtub* then BOOM a coworker str8 up uses the phrase "a colored" in the break room.

a friend came to visit, which in her case is usually a silly drinking and dancing sort of event, but i guess we had all of our fun grilling all day, because we got on some long conversation abt race/gender/queer stuff that night and every five minutes or so i would remember a brand new incident of some goomba in town spouting the most baseline racist, awful, crazy shit i've ever heard a real person say. even into the next morning i was like 'oh yeah the girl who got fired for yelling the n word on the sales floor' and 'oh yeah the guy who when he was bored at work would yell PAGING DR. F****T into a megaphone' and on like that. it was a slow revealing shock how much i had just tuned out.

*in case your mind didn't immediately go there: pubes float.

yeah, that's pretty much HSTNGS in a nutshell; there's actually some good fun to be had if you can ignore the horrifying noxious bullshit, which is so pervasive that it becomes invisible

yep, i'm starting to make friends with a few people who aren't insane. i think i'm agitated by the circus because i work a lot more and work now often consists of standing between two Todd Packers for hours at a stretch.

~more~ agitated by the...yeah

btw I am imagining all of the events in yr first story happening in quick succession and I'm totally dying

er, first paragraph

Is there actually some good fun to be had?

We had good fun! It often meant hijacking a car and driving to the Cities, but still sometimes we had fun in town.

We totally did, but it was the kind of fun you can have anywhere.

"it was the kind of fun you can have anywhere"

Really? Laughing bitterly at our plight of seeming never escape??

Wait, maybe that wasn't the fun part.

That's classic teenage fun.

sometimes I really miss you guys

we could just go chewin down at the bottoms, gotta case a stones in the bed, fukkin levi put some chewers on the dodge, lets do it

^ genuinely sad I never went mudding ;_;

It's never too late!

Q: Why put stones in the bed of the truck? Don't you want to be on top of the muddy swamp stuff? I assume there's a balance; one needs traction, but one doesn't want to sink too deep. How deep is the mud in the bottoms?

deep enough to make sure that the kind of people unlucky enough to ask those sorts of questions will never be found

mudding culture is no joke

http://www.cthulhumud.com/images/layout_header.jpg

hahahaha

whoa i am deep down the rabit hole of muddin culture here on the internet

associated interests via google search of myspace for muddin are pretty amazing

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQO3SRnQc3k2b6t0Tzf8GxuRKwAEA8Rn_LheQn0OjogU1fvn7XXCqHzRlgf

dude the case of stones is for gettin drunk

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kz3aGViQWj4/Tbc5u06cCCI/AAAAAAAAASA/PnFtd49l2mk/s1600/keystone-light-costume2.jpg

lets party

Somebodey shake that dude up and stab him with this lady:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZgtAuULcmcQ/Sr09EYcMzuI/AAAAAAAAAmg/KQL1TjLW3tE/s400/hammer+and+nail+couples+costumes.jpg

bodey rhymes with grody

DJP your fathers facebook profile picture is the fucking coolest thing ever fyi. dude.

Haha yeah that pic is super badass

My biggest failure in life is that I don't have a picture of me that is even half as cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJgW_wQp744

omg dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vgDpI8kU98

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFieSQHmQT0&ob=av2e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BCXXroT05Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHNpDvB1-hQ

dammit why did I go to sleep, I missed out on real-time jamming

ugh

did not sleep at all last night, feel like death

I assume you either fell asleep at your desk OR you sought out a coffee IV TKO...?

I did nod off a little. I'm trying to cut back in the coffee so I was mostly drinking water and seltzer.

btw i was wrong upthread, i work with a c0r4 p----

you guys

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/06/11/a-catch-straight-out-of-the-deep-blue-sea/?hpt=hp_c2

awesome

That is cool - and very pretty! I kind of want a blue lobster now. Seems like it's going to be hard to come by.

if you have $200 you should email that dude

that was totally a popsicle

Today I am going to a baseball to celebrate getting rid of AP soon. I hear that it is an event of sport.

pics or it isn't happening