Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:38 (seven years ago) link

"an early precursor"

haha

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:50 (seven years ago) link

an "early precursor", as in "the first"

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:51 (seven years ago) link

i though he was zinging the blackberry

sorry, i work with nerds. they do that.

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (seven years ago) link

I was

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (seven years ago) link

nerd!

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:04 (seven years ago) link

walked into it

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:05 (seven years ago) link

zinging the blackberry

is that some sort of new term for RIM jobs?

pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:06 (seven years ago) link

blacker the berry, sweeter the RIM?

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:09 (seven years ago) link

^ the GOAT

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:17 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/XP5ef.png

chris paul george hill (dayo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 12:26 (seven years ago) link

it looks like four one way streets converging

atlas arghed (brownie), Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:24 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iheOMq8UkN4

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 4 June 2012 23:29 (seven years ago) link

Greek cats say "neow!"

del griffith, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 01:30 (seven years ago) link

Mostly lol? Mostly sad? Mostly o_O? I don't even know anymore.

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:28 (seven years ago) link

mostly posted on a bunch of threads already iirc

way instain eyes (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:40 (seven years ago) link

yeah it would be I guess

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:43 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NHGeSr3pFE

pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:13 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB3PmDUGWFk

pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:14 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urgWjaIbB1k

pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:14 (seven years ago) link

I'm not indie, that's not my music background.

― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Bulgarian Tourist Chamber (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, June 7, 2012 9:21 AM

shit_ebooks (am0n), Thursday, 7 June 2012 16:25 (seven years ago) link

http://www.whatacatch.net/images/logo.png

goole, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:19 (seven years ago) link

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/6599/screenshot20120427at939.png

pplains, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:40 (seven years ago) link

lol @ Danzig Clay

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:54 (seven years ago) link

Danzrew Dance Clay

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:55 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The programme team apologizes that the reporter is too young to understand worldly affairs.

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:22 (seven years ago) link

Apparently everyone else - the cameraperson, the crew, the editors, etc - was also too young to understand worldly affairs.

i recommend a team building masturbation toy field trip for the whole crew

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:24 (seven years ago) link

When one "prospective buyer" questions the man about the veracity of the report, he answers matter-of-factly, "It's on the news. How can it be fake?"

Pointing to the cheapest taisui available which is labelled "young mushroom" and going for a very affordable 800RMB, the buyer fails to contain his laughter as he asks the seller how old the mushroom is.

"About ten years old," came the response.

"Why doesn't it have an 'eye' then?"

"That's because it hasn't matured fully," replied the seasoned salesman. "Once it's fully grown, it'll have the 'eye'."

With entrepreneurs like this, there's great hope that China will breeze through the global economic storm and upturn any downturn that may come its way.

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:32 (seven years ago) link

what a world.

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 23 June 2012 21:29 (seven years ago) link

i guess this is a super old meme but its new to me damnit and i lol'd heartily

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JcniyQYFU6M

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 June 2012 15:50 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yWiygYgi6U

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 25 June 2012 20:45 (seven years ago) link

NAME TEH REINDERRERE

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:21 (seven years ago) link

that whole channel is just amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jKAksuhb2U

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:28 (seven years ago) link

hahaha

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:32 (seven years ago) link

Hahaha.

The title is unfair to this kid.

Je55e, Thursday, 28 June 2012 03:58 (seven years ago) link

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1207006/cc-and-spidey2.gif

pplains, Thursday, 28 June 2012 15:47 (seven years ago) link

perfect

am0n, Thursday, 28 June 2012 16:16 (seven years ago) link

lol

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Thursday, 28 June 2012 17:49 (seven years ago) link

aaaaaahahahahaha

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 28 June 2012 20:24 (seven years ago) link

http://www.etsy.com/shop/BSTJ?ref=seller_info

max, Thursday, 28 June 2012 22:37 (seven years ago) link

dormroom accessories

http://www.etsy.com/listing/102268664/danny-brown-wheatgrass-plant-dormroom

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 28 June 2012 22:40 (seven years ago) link

wosop
BALLOON

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 25 August 2019 19:15 (three weeks ago) link

Praying for Bahamas🙏🏾 pic.twitter.com/ezo7IW5Ibb

— Mario (@OHYESMARIO) September 1, 2019

big city slam (Spottie), Friday, 6 September 2019 19:23 (one week ago) link


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