Worst TV adverts of the moment

blooding ridiculous

fucky nell

forking caunts

Been back in the UK for four weeks now and 'creamy but low in fat' is the most punchable ad ever made, even more than the Choo Choo Choo Trainline one.

"I just sold my car click click"

I just skipped your ad FUCK OFF

Since that "She's always a woman" ad where a girl goes through all her life until she's a grandma.

Not nomming that one, that's pretty good. But: This ad would not work 'as is' for a guy, he needs some sort of 'achievement' or a different twist on the tale. (I did see a similar one to the first from a guy pov, shown once, can't remember the details, anyway..)

Eventually, a guy one, where the POV is of the daughter growing up, and even though the mum is around it's all the guy's pov (carrying upstairs a sleeping girl, inflating her swilling armbands, etc) until she leaves home for College in the VW her dad bought for her.

Not that one either..

It was the one I saw yesterday. National lottery.

An old woman looks back at how she used to be a brilliant runner but the war intervened and she had to go to work instead, a brief bit of her getting married and having kids, eventually the daughter (or granddaughter it must be it all went a bit quickly) is seen just about to start the race in the Olympics. It's supposed to be uplifting and how the lottery grant committee helps to fulfil ambitions. So why did it seem so depressing in the end?

Did anyone see this one? What kind of tree am I barking up here?

swimming armbands, obv.

God yeah, I hate that one - there's nothing uplifting about having your dreams shattered but being all benign about it because someone else gets to do it for you 60 years later. There's one for a lawyer firm that's like that too, where some woman is burying her husband but it's all OK because a pregnant stranger smiles at her.

uh? So, what, the pregstrang is the dead guy's affair or something?

I think it's some "my husband is dead but hey! there's a random new baby on the way somewhere so I have accepted the circle of life" wise old woman shit.

Those billboard Go Compare ads that look like they've been grafftied on. So many people have fallen for it and put it on Facebook.

xpost oh ffs. "Hey widow! Get some perspective!"

current Phones 4 U tv ad is the greatest of all time btw

Snack enlightenment. Surprised the league against asian defamation haven't created uproar.

"It has come to Jacomo's attention that the actor who played Egg in the BBC 90's series 'This Life' is about to walk in from of the camera."

I thought this revive would be about the John Lewis advert. Who thought that was a good idea? (Actually, much fun can be had from being with people seeing it for the first time and trying to guess what it's advertising.)

Current biggest hate is the Philidelphia one where Mum is going to be back late so Dad makes chicken wrapped in bacon - it genuinely looks like it was made by the losing team on an Apprentice task.

During the Olympics I hated the Victoria Pendleton one for Pantene or whatever it was. "Helps me win as an athlete and shine like a woman." Putting to one side the casual sexism, I can't have been the only one that continued with "NO PARTICULAR WOMAN", can I?

Whoever that sofa company is who are currently running ads for a sofa with a built in iPod dock and speakers.

That Costa ad that features what looks like people buried up to the neck in shit while singing 'I Was Made For Loving You' by KISS.

really hate the truck commercial where the dude shakes the dealer's hand but first wipes mud all over it, wtf come on what is this REAL MEN GET DIRTY ARGGGH bullshit

on the other hand the truck commercial with Peyton Manning where he says "call Papa Bear" and pumps his fist is really one of the greatest commercials ever

> Costa ad

this

Brad Pitt. Chanel. Why?!

^^^ I don't understand either. I keep substituting the "you are not your job, or how much money you have in the bank" line from Fight Club.

Yes Converse Make Boots

Vodafone advert with Yoda on a train helping a woman do a crossword puzzle on her tablet.

What's not to like? It's *yoda* and he's helping People

Kevin Bacon, go fuck yourself

BT Broadband students, go kill yourselves

are they still doing those super sexist bt ones where that one guy is constantly leching on his flatmate?

BT students are the worst. I pine for the return of Kris Marshall and her off of Spooks. Oh no, we can't have a party because we're all incapable of using a cd player, oh fuck off. We can all rent or buy professional dressing-up clothes to sit around our house in, but fibre-optic broadband is beyond us because 'we're students, luv' aargh fuck OFF.

I like Kevin Bacon though.

The definitive Sherlock, solving crime with the help of Beechams.

The real Sherlock Holmes would have taken certain powders for a cold, but not Beechams.
btw the first result on a Google search for 'sherlock beechams' links to a sneezing fetish forum.

xposts what ailsa said, yes.

notice how the smug nerdy bt student has already been reduced to an animated gif in the latest BT advert ?

maybe some market research backed up ailsa's definitive view point ...

I know someone who looks strikingly like BT advert student bloke and gets the ise taken out of him all the time, which is a shame cos he's a nice guy.

"I don't wanna grow up, I wanna be a Toys-r-us kid KID KID KID KID"

It's no 'there's a magical place, we're on our way there...', that's for sure

(presumably) 10 and 11 year old kids beatboxing the super mario bros — you were born in 2002, shut up

really guys? Kevin Bacon dropping (un)knowing Frank Carson references?

I really don't like the way the man in the Wickes advert goes "Wickes" at the end of the advert.

That kid in the 5-a-day campaign makes me want to go to McDonalds in the hopes they've started putting children in their burgers. I hope his goth sister stabs him in the eye with a fork.

We take the piss out of Wee-eekes every time it comes on, and it's kind of spread to Air Wicks now too

A fair few patronising ads

1) Father/TeenageDaughter
2) Studentlad/DenseMother
3) Women/Makeup ads getting worse

etc.

xpost

Yeah, Timothy Spall's delivery of the "Wiiiickes" pay off line has taken him down in my estimation a tiny bit. Currently irritated by the way that Webuyanycar.com have completed the abandonment of the thumping euro-techno of their original ads for James Corden giving it a faux-emotive "enter your reg number now" voiceover.

Studentlad/DenseMother

God, yeah, new BT student ad is the worst. It doesn't even make sense!

Which aspect of it?

Does she not say she's just back from having been somewhere and he's a bit "not again" about it suggesting that she's been there before, then she seems surprised at his living arrangements because the concept of flatsharing with friends is so completely weird and alien to everyone, especially one who watches the soaps.

Also, wtf, really, Samantha Bond? Is she not better than that?

BT adverts have always failed to make sense.

I think time in BT world is compressed, so what seems like eight or nine months of this fascinating soap opera to us has taken up just a few weeks of their time. So his mother's visits are relatively frequent (perhaps once every couple of months or so?), but the last one took place before his flatmates moved in.

There's now a second "failed Apprentice task" advert for Philidelphia on.

Shooting fish in a barrel, but the latest Foxy Bingo ads annoy me intensely. "One fat lady who's a flirty thirty and doesn't have droopy drawers" is the worst, especially when she waves the lacy thong over her groin, but the astonishingly racist 'asian' who likes photography and amazes the woman next to her by using her knitting needles as chopsticks is jaw-droppingly bad.

In other shitty daytime ITV adverts, the sofa woman who can't help using her hands is dreadful and there's a different version of her in the Park Hampers woman, only she's only able to use her forearms.

how have we not mentioned WaxVac yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htbo1yW6qeU

is there a better moment on TV than the guy apparently lobotomizing himself with a Q-Tip? OW! indeed!!

the 5 hour energy dbag