gbx do you have an achilles heel? (my favorite trauma nurse is all about . . . trauma, but struggles with eyeball stuff)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link
noodles cooked past al dente... shudder
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
teeth
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link
tho tbh most icky stuff is way more nauseating in abstract, an actual icky situation isn't any worse than what most ppl have to do on the regular---a public bathroom is way more intense than a loop of sterile bowel imo
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
bias: at my high school job i got tasked with being point person on The Case Of The Customer Who Shat all over the fucking floor and walls in a way that looked very tragically not-on-purpose, and had another job, later, involving sewing dead butts closed, so my grossometer is a little skewed
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
i love tmi = http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lts0cu3qMA1r22325o2_500.gif
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:10 (eleven years ago) link
still not reading anything about face eating, though, i need to sleep tonight
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
had another job, later, involving sewing dead butts closed
you can't just say that without doin some splainin, son
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
i guess everybody but e's worked at mcdonalds
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
p sure this has been documented on this board
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link
I sew dead butts and I cannot lie
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
a public bathroom is way more intense than a loop of sterile bowel imo
working in a bookstore, there were colleagues who attributed repeated fecal matter on the walls of the public restroom to some sort of reasonable 'condition'
that condition is that ppl are disgusting savages. who may or may not be artistic (actually exclusively not)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:08 (eleven years ago) link
irl giggle at snapz
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:28 (eleven years ago) link
If im not careful I'll start singing it aloud at work with those words and I'll have some 'splainin to do.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:40 (eleven years ago) link
it is unbelievable that gawker published those pics.
― the late great, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 08:27 (eleven years ago) link
later, involving sewing dead butts closed, I read this the same day I read an article about butt plugs for the dead? Oh boy
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 12:50 (eleven years ago) link
... what do the dead need butt plugs for?
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
I think it's so stuff doesn't leak out?
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
MORNING EVERYONE
Seems like you'd reach a point where stuffing a butt plug up a dead body's rectum /= some possible fluids leaking out.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link
I guess I won't be having chocolate chip oatmeal this morning after all
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
"All right! 62-year-old white male here, five-seven, 260 pounds, let's roll him over…"
"You know? Maybe, I don't know. Is it something we really need to worry about?"
"DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR THE DEAD? Now hand me that butt plug…"
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
asses to asses, butts to butts
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:26 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:28 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
isn't this why the living need butt plugs?
― goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
unless i'm misunderstanding something here
― goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
guys, i think it's like a large plastic screw, it goes up there to prevent the escape of gas and fluid, its p standard i think
don't look at me like that, i watched six feet under
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, that's sort of what I was picturing. I guess it's obv not for once you're in the ground but during the preceding days for wakes and stuff when you really want all that stuff to stay inside the body.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link
God I hope Pat Robertson's funeral is open-casket.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
is it too late to write a "pantsless-with-feet-in-stirrups" clause into my will
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
"Man, it's a shame about the president. Should've never gone to Dallas…"
"Yeah, this is something else. Now hand me that butt plug."
"Wait. What if we get the family to do a closed-casket? Throw a flag over it and everything?"
"But what about the smell?"
"Hang on --- Arlington Stables? You got any riderless horses?"
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link
I'm going to stop now, but suffice to say, I've got about ten more hypothetical dialogues between morticians about butt plugs.
I can't help it, it's almost like they're … … leaking out of my … … brain.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:28 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is why i sutured, btw
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link
No joke, this was the phrase that my brother-in-law was trying to build a Detroit style booty track around for a while.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://hiphopwired.com/2012/06/01/brian-mcknight-returns-with-youporn-anthem-listen/
― Snowqueen's Icedragon (crüt), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
i think you call that a "missed opportunity"
― goole, Friday, 1 June 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
i was at a friend's birthday party at a bar that serves food last nite. this girl i know asked the bartender "hey would you mind checking on that pizza i ordered a while back? i'm getting so hungry i'm gonna eat your face off!!"
i put my hand on her shoulder and explained to her how we don't say that anymore. she had a horrified look on her face for the next 10 minutes.
an hour later the same girl and i are standing with a guy who goes "hey so have you all heard about the zombie apocalypse going down in florida?????????? lololol ha ha ha ha ha"
u_u
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
Sorry g, but me and my kids are going to continue taking turns eating our faces off.
And they're going to keep that little dog Checkers too.
― pplains, Friday, 1 June 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
you wanna see some fuckin' anali can get you close enough to smellgonna drive you insano
so i listened to that
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Friday, 1 June 2012 22:06 (eleven years ago) link
I recommend at least listening to the ending.
― Snowqueen's Icedragon (crüt), Friday, 1 June 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link
does end well, have to admit
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Saturday, 2 June 2012 06:35 (eleven years ago) link
kind of stuck in my head now (DOT COM)
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Saturday, 2 June 2012 06:36 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mIH0NctQq4
5 people on a motorcycle get hit by a car (noone dies or is seriously hurt)
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Saturday, 2 June 2012 11:59 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Kfz1RkreE
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/02/luka-rocco-magnotta-lin-jun.php
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link
"what y'all know bout them creampies"?
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
aaaaand now i looked at dayo's links. fuck.
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html?ITO=1490
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 4 June 2012 10:14 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wsdub.png
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 4 June 2012 10:16 (eleven years ago) link
ha came to post just that
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 4 June 2012 11:48 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT69H5ZEoto&feature=related
― how's life, Monday, 4 June 2012 12:18 (eleven years ago) link