THIS MY BLØG

cant wait!

maybe i should just spend the rest of the day in the tub

when is yr bday gbx

right now

unfolding before you

rolling 2009 gbx birthday party extravaganza hot tub thread

:D

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vote your hearts sisters and brothers we need one of our own 2 mod

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MAX 4 SITE MOD

dear tomboto
i has a paypal ;)

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Ask TOMBOT

wwwwwwtttttttttffffffffffffffff
thx 4 nothin al gore

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i just want to drop my laundry off 2 blocks away and i am afraid. i dont even have the right clothes to deal w/this cold. why? because it never gets this cold. wtf.

but im drinking coffee and im gonna go out there and do it. mr albert geenberg will not give into the tyranny of the elements.

ps one time when i lived in vermont it got down to -40. thats 47 degrees colder than it is now. unfucking believable.

pps al gore is fat

i dont even have the right clothes to deal w/this cold.

haha that sounds like a hipster complaint

should do laundry - maybe go to yoga - might cut my hair i duuno
sorry dudes

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hay so i did all those things^^^ today. yesterday prob wouldve been better. sorry to ilx for stirring shit and being a jerk. sorry for being a jerk to these people in particular:

gabnebb
tombot
jj

sorry if my antics led to these people being banned:

ethan
lj
dom
gabnebb

sorry to max 4 nominating him 4 mod in a negative and chaotic context. we will come back to that later.

have a good holiday weekend guys <3 joe

hot topless shot means all is forgiven

lol btw amon im a yupster weve been over this

ice cr?m are u making a meta reference to former ilxor jay blanchard in that topless photograph

come to my party tonight and be topless at it -- that's the kind of thing we're hoping for btw

good plan schef but in my experience you cant force that kind of thing it just happens

one of the best dj sets of my life-- ppl takin clothes off dancin crazy to "yeah" by lcd sound system at 3:30AM

havent really been able to play that song out since then

yeah it does just happen, forcing it results in creepiness basically -- but i feel that if he's already starting his day off on this note, it'll exponentially increase the chances that he'll wanna end his day on that note too, and then everyone will be encouraged by this.

hot chick at party #1: hey look that cool guy isn't wearing a shirt
hot chick at party #2: hey wow this party is awesome
hot chick at party #3: yeah we should take our shirts off too
hot chicks at party #1+2: good idea!
**all three disrobe**
hot chick at party #2: i need another drink!

you, sir, are a rare talent

*disrobes*

hot chick at party #1: hey look that cool guy isn't wearing a shirt
hot chick at party #2: hey wow this party is awesome
hot chick at party #3: yeah we should take our shirts off too
hot chicks at party #1+2: good idea!
**all three disrobe**
hot chick at party #2: i need another drink!

― gr8080, Saturday, January 17, 2009 5:32 PM (9 minutes ago)

this definitely happens in real life, i've been involved in almost this exact conversation before -- it's just so rare tho

out of curiosity which chick were u

#3

guest post

on new year's day i travelled to the USA to wish it luck for 2009 and also to attend the winter meeting of the american astronomical society in long beach, california.

i had two nights in echo park house-sitting and feeding a cat. i never saw this cat though, and i am beginning to doubt it exists. also in echo park i walked up and down sunset blvd. trying to buy shoes like a homeless person.

seemed like there wasn't much going on in long beach aside from the conference. i gave my talk, i had my interviews, i manned up and did some networking and saw people i had avoided for a couple of years. economy is kicking astronomy's ass, but maybe i have a job now. might have to spin the phd out for another 3-6 months, but seems like i go to new york in one year, touch wood.

then i went to santa barbara. this is where i kept being involved in deaths: santa barbara, ca. santa barbara is like an american bruges. while i was there i saw the wrestly, benjamin buttons and milk. all of them were lame.

then i went to caltech in pasadena. this was boring but the weather was awesome and my motel had a pool, so now i have a tan. finally i went to rite aid and bought the biggest bottle of nyquil they sell, and then i went home.

virgin atlantic gave me no jokes and i continue to recommend them heartily. on the flight there i saw step brothers and young@heart. these were probably the two best movies i have seen so far in 2009. on the way back i saw appaloosa, which is pretty much the worst film i have seen since 9/11.

to sum up: los angeles is both awesome and terrible and the truth is probably somewhere in between. lessons learned: none. i will say this: i at a great many fish and shrimp tacos in southern california.

excellent guest post thank you and yr take on la is def irl relatable and basically indisputable. i just now returned from a room containing no less than 15 users of this chat site. hope u end up here we will kick it.

btw
fyi

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i should mention tho that a reliable sources tells me if the cardinals play in the superbowl america will be plunged in to a generation long economic and psychological depression. no shit.

Tell us about the party!!!

i got lesbian married and there was cake!

i missed that part of the party

yeah it happened at around 2 or 3 i feel like. did you meet nicole? that is my wife.

were you topless y/n

n ;_;

everything is going to be ok
even if the cardinals are in the superbowl

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together at last!!

btw alex is really trying hard to invent a springsteen emoticon as such:

:D>

or if he has on sunglasses

BD>

Ħ:¤]>

kinda my vision for this bløg in a sense
especially buddy in the flannel

hat tip to blog hipster runoff

omg is it real

everything is real

"i'm monday, woot woot"

that makes my stomach hurt

2 real 4 n/a

it makes my heart hurt

hair goes to left

they are canadian btw - recommend watching some of the challenges - theyre preeeeetty kraaaaaazy

wednesday is so superior to the rest of them it kinda makes me wonder what shes doing hanging out w/these gumps