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*rim shot*
Koala tacos for all.

-- Ned Raggett, July 5th, 2005 10:43 AM.

― New teef! Dat's weird (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:50 (eighteen years ago) link

"I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating."

-- Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle_vagu...), July 10th, 2005 5:55 PM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Sunday, 10 July 2005 11:34 (eighteen years ago) link

or if you are intimately familair with a member can you come too?

-- mullygrubbr (fan...), July 12th, 2005 5:34 PM. (bulbs) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 07:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I spent all morning yanking a bloody rope.

-- Hotman Paris Almanac (ada...), July 21st, 2005 1:58 PM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:06 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Under it, where the muscle is. Lube it up with oil, lay on your stomach, and put your arm under your midriff. Have somebody sit on your butt and push on/rub that shit until it stops hurting so bad. It might puff up and turn red, warning.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), August 24th, 2005 5:42 PM. (roxymuzak) (later) (link)

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link

hot

― gear (gear), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:36 (eighteen years ago) link

you should have seen what she was actually taking about... ooh yes it gave me priapism!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:42 (eighteen years ago) link

that is a bad one :x

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Adam, I don't want children and never plan to have them and so I'm not worried.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (eastern_mantr...), September 1st, 2005 9:33 PM. (Eastern Mantra)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 September 2005 03:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I comb over the pubes so it looks like Jimmy Durante.
-- Lupton Pitman (thebing...), September 2nd, 2005 2:51 PM. (Chris V) (later) (link)

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I want a weave! I will have a weave!
-- DV (dirtyvica...), September 2nd, 2005 2:54 PM. (dirtyvicar) (later) (link)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I've been going through a box of kleenex a day.

-- Jordan (jordan...), September 7th, 2005 3:47 PM. (Jordan) (later)

[almost too obvious]

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread does have me humming "Great Balls of Fire," which is of course a fine thing.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 20th, 2005.

― a, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh dearie me. (I am always glad I set up my desk so that way the monitor faces away from the entrance to my area...)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 20th, 2005.

― Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

My thought was that it's bizarre that someone would pay double the price for one more inch!
-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), September 23rd, 2005 11:55 AM. (Martin Skidmore) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 September 2005 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

This is from the same thread:

Before his current wife, the big blonde Norwegian-American?
-- Ken L (lauter...), November 30th, 2004.

A longer one.
-- Casuistry (chri...), December 1st, 2004.

(I select that one to woo you with.)
-- Casuistry (chri...), December 1st, 2004.

i swear that might have made a big difference.
-- Josh (kortbei...), August 28th, 2005.

I've wanted to give it a try for a while now
-- Casuistry (chri...), September 23rd, 2005.

a really fascinating rhythm and sound to them and a very very odd way ... if you want more of a taste.
-- Casuistry (chri...), September 24th, 2005.

Sorry it was so tempting :)

― salexander (salexander), Saturday, 24 September 2005 09:31 (eighteen years ago) link

this isn't the thread where i should mention that time when me and n/a and kenan bro'd down to d'angelo, is it?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), Today 1:32 PM. (jaymc) (later) (admin) (userip)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

i have made passionate love to toad the wet sprocket in college...please do not listen to me.

-- bingo (thebing...), October 1st, 2005 1:45 AM. (Chris V) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 1 October 2005 12:44 (eighteen years ago) link

you gotta love a good granny. i'm big on tart too.

-- scott seward (skotro...), October 10th, 2005.

― _, Monday, 10 October 2005 00:47 (eighteen years ago) link

it took me and the plumber a painful hour to get it set up. still, get in: clean pants again.

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), October 10th, 2005 3:02 PM. (later)

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

you don't want my fiddlesticks? :(

-- jel -- (freeduni...) (webmail), October 11th, 2005. (link)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

The satisfaction I derive from them is puts me into a catatonic-bordering-on-incontinent-state - that's a slight overstatement, but you get the picture.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), October 11th, 2005 5:22 PM. (spencermfi) (later) (link)

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

also let us explore the possibility that jess only has one shirt.
-- mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchnet7...), March 10th, 2003.

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*blushes, thinks impure thoughts*
-- hstencil (hstenci...), March 10th, 2003.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 16 October 2005 11:05 (eighteen years ago) link

pulling Jared from Subway out of your ass is neither big nor clever
-- Ally

― Paul Eater (eater), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Go get the fucking tools
out, bitch. Now! I want some ass.

-- miccio

― gear (gear), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Any color besides black = camp.
-- The Ghost of Black Elegance

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 24 October 2005 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

It's started out very cute but I'm worried it'll get hard, fast.

-- JimD (ji...), Today 3:25 PM. (JimD) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

it gets hard, fast.

-- jeffrey (jeffreyzo...), Today 3:44 PM. (johnson) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm sorry the three albums I've enjoyed more than any others this year aren't obscure enough for gear. I'll try to forsake pleasure for cool from now on.

-- Matos-Webster Dictionary (michaelangelomato...) (webmail), October 31st, 2005. (link)

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haha, dude, we just got over a hurricane. Shut the fuck up!

-- Alfred Soto (sotoal...) (webmail), October 31st, 2005. (link)

― Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I shove mine into one of those pen-shaped loops in my bag, or I used to, til I bought a little MP3 player that it now slots into.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), November 4th, 2005 10:47 AM. (later)

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 3 November 2005 23:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I BLOODY KNEW I"D END UP HERE ARGH.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 4 November 2005 00:14 (eighteen years ago) link

anybody who finds 9-11 "iffy" is crazier than R. Kelly.
-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), November 3rd, 2005. (miccio) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 4 November 2005 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

plus it was full of black people wearing funny hats who made me feel vaguely uncomfortable

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), Yesterday 10:16 PM.

― Alba (Alba), Saturday, 10 December 2005 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

and where the fuck are these mystery 36-inchers? EH??

-- u saved me (wt...), Today 5:08 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I love flange. Show me a flange, and I'll press it.

-- ratty (ra...), January 11th, 2006 12:43 PM. (later) (admin) (userip)

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 01:47 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.spice.co.uk/images/linencarriers/BBD_frank.jpg

― trappist monkey, Wednesday, 11 January 2006 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean, yeah, I see that there's a strand of hair across it, but why is it pink above and brown below?

-- Austin Still (austin.swinbur...), January 11th, 2006 9:59 PM. (Austin, Still)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 12 January 2006 03:02 (eighteen years ago) link

No, that's not him, my angel is either nekkid or wearing briefs.

-- Rumpie (rumpu...) (webmail), January 16th, 2006. (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu) (later)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 16 January 2006 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm very excited about the possibility of children singing "she sends out an aroma of undefined lust."
-- stockholm cindy (winter version)

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 23 January 2006 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link

(I'm assuming Chris did this on purpose, but this one is great):

Nick's ass is everything I dreamed it would be.

Manual scoring is the only way to go.

A photo of someone about to ingest something is not really an "action shot".

I am hoping to get to Chicago in the spring. Yes.

-- Casuistry (chri...), January 24th, 2006 10:33 AM. (Chris Piuma) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 January 2006 23:54 (eighteen years ago) link

is it really possible to quote rumpie out of context?

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 23 January 2006 23:56 (eighteen years ago) link

TATU charted. Damn.
-- StanM (Stan10...) (webmail), Today 1:20 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:30 (eighteen years ago) link

actually love's maybe a bit strong but I tire quickly

-- cozen (skiplevel...) (webmail), Today 12:17 PM. (later) (link)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 10 February 2006 12:26 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I think it always looks better without the comma

-- RJG (RJ...), August 12th, 2005 12:26 AM. (RJG) (link)

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 26 February 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Sometimes you need a break from the triple-penetration anal bukkake escapades.

-- Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (wooderso...), March 1st, 2006.

― trappist monkey, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Did anyone see the L&O:SVU BF had a cameo on? It was gross, he gets pegged by a cattle prodesque electronic device wielded by Wonder Woman's daughter.

-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), March 3rd, 2006 9:43 AM.

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 March 2006 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link

hi, i'm a girl. it's creepy.

-- killy (fagsztra...), March 8th, 2006 2:32 AM. (baby lenin pin) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 12:12 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm going to crockett the ironmonger at lunchtime to point gruffly at bits of metal

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), March 8th, 2006 6:12 AM. (grimlord) (later)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

part of the joy of dom popping off is that i don't actually have to do anything but sit back and enjoy

-- strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (wt...), April 4th, 2006 12:32 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha OUT OF MY MIND, STERLING CLOVER

― Dan (Ew) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 16:21 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

gabbneb: innappropriate, yet awesome
-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), April 21st, 2006 12:18 AM. (rosemary)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:29 (seventeen years ago) link

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