I feel for Stannis on this one. Dude led the charge. Plus, I think we can all agree that there only is one god and he will return to us once we murder a punch of people and put our guy on the throne.
― Fellini.Kuti, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link
I loved that Stannis was the first up the ladder, while Joffrey was asking "What did my mother say? Did she say it was URGENT?" while a fucking army comes battering at your gate. Gone from hating Joffrey to just thinking he brings the lolz now.
― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 04:37 (eleven years ago) link
i was really disappointed that he did not die last night. i haven't read the books, but I have to believe that boy's days are numbered, but now his fucking grandpa's there, so no idea where it'll go next.
― Fellini.Kuti, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 04:41 (eleven years ago) link
it was weird... i *enjoyed* Joffrey in that last ep!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
kiss my sword...ugh
little fucker
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
except that part.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link
but especially HEARTEATOR!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 05:09 (eleven years ago) link
farteater more like
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 05:10 (eleven years ago) link
heart eater is the dumbest name. it's like what a kid would name his imaginary monster truck of death.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 05:13 (eleven years ago) link
it's a sword joffrey it can't eat hearts anyway DUHHHH
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 05:15 (eleven years ago) link
lol - literally what i said! (and probably thousands of others)
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 05:24 (eleven years ago) link
:D
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 05:43 (eleven years ago) link
The lameness of his 'I'll give him a RED smile' joke deffo brought the lolz
― Mercer Finn, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 07:24 (eleven years ago) link
There's some, like, dissonance between Joffrey's nerdy-kid vibe and every other actor on the show. His thing seems anachronistic, like a Magic card player who's been displaced. Not that I mind, really.
― poxen, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link
he's the king iirc
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link
Hahaha oh god I just accidentally stumbled on some Stannis/Selyse porn fic. (Selyse is his wife.)
Why would anyone ever write that? That seems like the most unappealing idea ever.
I love Tywin in the show, I was really happy when he finally appeared in this episode. In the books, he's just a cruel dick.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link
ya isnt his wife just as shrewish and sexless as he is?
i guess for some people that's a THING
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link
cosign about tywin, i think he's a great baddie in the books too, but in the show he's really come to life. his last moment at the end of this ep was pretty ballin
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link
charles dance is really killing it
Dance typically plays assertive bureaucrats or villains.[citation needed]
― max, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
fuck that was a nice explosion
― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
fuck that was a nice citation
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4q72dkoKQ1r00543o7_r3_250.gif
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
he really is one of those actors who i have seen in a million movies but never really connected the dots
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
I'm a few eps behind but the Tywin/Arya interaction is just fantastic
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
for tywin
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link
what happened with the hound though? he went from wanting to rape people with their swords to pacifist pretty quick
― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
he is scared of fire
― Number None, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
Was it my imagination or was Tyrion shot by a gold cloak?
― poxen, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
Kingsguard
― Number None, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
that "why does the hound, who only has half a face due to some tragic fire incident, do a 360 when surrounded by fire?" is even a question for people makes me understand why most mainstream tv shows have flashbacks and scenes of over-exposition
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
not to sound snarky; that's just what tv has wrought
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link
and by 360 i mean 180, lol math
Yeeeeah. Also fuck you people, read the damn books.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, May 29, 2012 10:19 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah and now im noticing him in everything
― Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i really can instantly recall the 3 second mention of this which i last saw in 2011 sometime.
did anyone find the battle intensely confusing? what were they all chanting at tyrion?
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
"Halfman"
― Number None, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
"half-man" but the rhythm of it made it sound more like "man-half" or perhaps sound like nothing at all so it took a while to scan.
xp or that
― "Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
his face is burned!!xp
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
I think the thing w/ the Hound's PTSD scene is that it just happened too damn quickly for me. A little more rubbing our faces in the horror of the situation might have sold it a little better imo
― Simon H., Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link
that's what i mean about tv being a medium of rubbing people's facing in the seemingly obvious
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
at least traditionally
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link
this is what I thought, cool.
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
that was a kickass explosion, indeed. loved that beat when the Hound and Tyrion are looking at the carnage/screaming with horror, and then they cut to the Maester-y dude who gives a little chuckle
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
that was the alchemist
― "Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
yeah him
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
all those old guys in robes look the same to me, lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
racist
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
;_;
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
i got the fire reference clearly but I will agree that it was poorly handled in the filming. It didn't need a full on "HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED" flashback but the scene was more shorthand than putting you inside the hound's head.
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
not to get too caught up in book vs movie but I have to say I'm really disappointed that they didn't develop the relationship between Hound/Sansa more. That moment with them last night read much more awkward and out of the blue than it should have.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link