bath salts are quite the GIS iirc
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
haha well maybe "bath salts dead"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAmr60UJvIU
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 03:36 (eleven years ago) link
Sleep??
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 07:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/japanese-chef-serves-own-genitals-for-dinner
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
okay those three warnings saved my life, basically
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
Re: zombie face eating guy, "It's one of the most gruesome things I've ever seen in my life in person," witness Larry Vega told WSVN.
"One of"?!? What nightmare world does Larry Vega inhabit??? "Yeah, it was...top five maybe? At least top ten."
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
maybe he was at that japanese restaurant.
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
gonna say i scrolled past the warnings on that URL to the top of the picture of a blood soaked sous vide bag and then thought better of it. Feeling good about that self control.
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
I looked at the whole thing, including the carving table, while eating a chicken gyro.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
Now there are pics of Mr.Faceless circulating. I thought Gawker would have the sense to hide them behind a separate link, but nope. Cannot be unseen...
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
ugh
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
I'm seriously pissed at Gawker now. I wanted to read the story but I had no desire to ever ever see that.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
fucking gawker
― max, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
uh i'm looking at the gawker front page right now and it clearly says grody ass images after the jump. do not jump!
― goole, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
did they push them out via rss or something?
max, I stopped short of blaming you because I didn't know how much control you had over that particular decision. But, seriously, dude.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link
I clicked the link from the mobile blog version of the site. Shit's blurred on the picture next to the link.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
Whatever. Anyway, just basically saying I wish I hadn't seen it.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
looks like there were still (trimmed) hairs on that sac. don't have much faith in this chef, tbh.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
Demand a refund
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
so this is the stuff I'll need to avoid for the future huh
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
The balls really weren't that bad.
Where are the face pics. I wanna see.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
*cuts and pastes above post to fourteen different meta threads*
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
Gawker, E!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
x-post You should see the look I'm giving you right now.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
i have no face and I must look
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
btw, the one piece of irl ILX decor hanging in my house is dan lacey's oil painting of chase no facei will refrain from a link
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
Holy crap. Those pictures are the best anti drug message I've ever seen.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:16 (eleven years ago) link
holy shit
― ༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, hideous, not happy i looked
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
weird how early reports had them both naked, when it looks as if only the attacker was
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link
weirdest thing about internet 2.0 is how rotten.com is for everyone now
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link
I guess they figure out that stuff gets hits, huh, everybody make a grab for the ad traffic
those penis pics were so tame
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link
no face man kind of looks like that scary puppet thing used in those art photos from some exhibit a while ago you guys know the one right
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
chase no face
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
I mean I just where does it even stop:
New Jersey Man Stabs Himself -- Right Before Throwing Pieces Of His Intestines At Cops
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
felt bad but I thought of CANT PEE ON U
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
guy serving his penis: nbd, tbh, i have sectioned junk before, welcome to the modern medical apparatus
guy eating another guy's face on drugs: i will never click on a link of that, thank you very much
performance artists eating they stuff is just weirdos being weirdosaddicts eating faces is just...c'mon man
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
gbx do you have an achilles heel? (my favorite trauma nurse is all about . . . trauma, but struggles with eyeball stuff)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link
noodles cooked past al dente... shudder
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
teeth
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link
tho tbh most icky stuff is way more nauseating in abstract, an actual icky situation isn't any worse than what most ppl have to do on the regular---a public bathroom is way more intense than a loop of sterile bowel imo
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
bias: at my high school job i got tasked with being point person on The Case Of The Customer Who Shat all over the fucking floor and walls in a way that looked very tragically not-on-purpose, and had another job, later, involving sewing dead butts closed, so my grossometer is a little skewed
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
i love tmi = http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lts0cu3qMA1r22325o2_500.gif
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:10 (eleven years ago) link
still not reading anything about face eating, though, i need to sleep tonight
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
had another job, later, involving sewing dead butts closed
you can't just say that without doin some splainin, son
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
i guess everybody but e's worked at mcdonalds
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
p sure this has been documented on this board
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link