zing

xxp me too

I'm saying we all get to use it from now on
so it is decreed

my daughter thought the lyrics to "jump in the line" were "shake your lola" instead of "shake senora" and sang it constantly for a couple months so know I think of lola as a euphemism for booty

<3 her

shake shake shake your lola
shake it all the time

shake shake shake your lola
shake it all the time

shake shake shake your lola
shake it all the time

work work work your lola
work it all the time

Your lola dances Calypso
Left to right is de tempo
And when she gets the sensation
She go up in the air, come down in slow motion

<3 you all

ok
i believe you

lol bellisimo

haven't seen Bridesmaids either, was that a big role?

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:36 (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

PAGING DR MORBS: TUOMAS HAS HACKED YR ACCOUNT

― Sisig Steve (stevie), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:37 (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ehhhh ilm has never been into young female singer-songwriters though, has it

― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Monday, April 23, 2012 10:22 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

where would women in music be without their sister lex taking care of them?

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 2:02 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lex is not young

older sister surely

he is older

lex is not young

― the late great, Wednesday, June 20, 2012 12:22 AM (20 hours ago) Bookmark

idg what bearing this has on the preceding post?

he should have gone with 'mother'

ty lj

sorry for jokes bruv

on Eyes Wide Shut:

My wife and I saw this movie on our honeymoon on a hot day in Hawaii. Actually, we saw a third of it before the projector broker. Then we kind of looked at each other, shrugged, and went out to dinner instead.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, June 25, 2012 12:23 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

perhaps it's a film about how marriage attracts the mutually tasteless
― Ward Fowler, Monday, June 25, 2012 3:12 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lool

marriage zings are harsh

marriage is even harsher amirite

one zing to rule them all

I never really thought of Vice as anything but an assemblage of like good zine writers until one started writing the second most popular TV show on my Twitter feed and now I think I p much wasted my life

― la musica de harry frogbs (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 19, 2012 9:07 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

idk maybe i misread this?

― some dude, Tuesday, June 26, 2012 11:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you did

― some dude nights (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 26, 2012 11:59 PM (Yesterday)

did you waste your life because you read a magazine by one of the people who went on to make Girls or because you didn't try to write for a place that might one day be a springboard into working for HBO? i guess that's the part that really confused me

― some dude, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 9:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

posting on ilx, iirc

― mh, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 9:56 AM (2 hours ago)

what's the first most popular show on whiney's twitter feed?

mad men iirc -scholar of whinology

I weakly tried to imply it was MTV Cribs a few weeks ago, but it didn't take

never really understood people's love of "posting on ilx is the WORST haha oh wait" subliminal self-zings

hey, it's the best thing going for me when it comes to cultural criticism, but some people are apparently doing this professionally

"cultural criticism" = i'm gonna write fancy about stuff i hear in starbucks and watch on tv

:)

never really understood people's love of "posting on ilx is the WORST haha oh wait" subliminal self-zings

― some dude, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 2:31 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i understand them, but i dont really get celebrating that tired old joke as the height of zingery

it's kinda tired to be pulling the same ol' "the whole SYSTEM is out of order!" thing

i'm actually currently in talks with HBO about a tv show based on things on i've posted to ilx

I want to be the ”samantha”

flopson will there be boobs in it

ilxmailed you dude

fyi everyone sarahell did not webmail me boobs

casting as luriqua as the jessa character

is this the most famous coming out of a young famous person ever? i know that old/er celeb types have done it but.. nothing springs to mind like this.
Will Young in the UK i guess..

― piscesx, Wednesday, July 4, 2012 1:22 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk. zack quinto and homie from glee came out and are much more famous than frank ocean.

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 4, 2012 1:38 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean neither of those guys wrote a blog post but they're in the same category

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 4, 2012 1:39 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what an odd way for me to find out frank ocean is gay: by zingogram

idg the zing tbh

only way piecesx understands fame is if someone is blog-famous

you tweet and tumblr! zing!

i'm hearing "blog-famous" to the same tune as "slum beautiful"

only way piecesx understands fame is if someone is blog-famous

― some dude nights (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, July 4, 2012 4:19 PM (50 minutes ago)

ah ty

this is so good, easily my favorite album of the year so far. i didn't really get "pyramids" when i first heard it, but in the context of the album, it makes perfect sense. i had to settle into the mood first, and that often takes me a while, slow learner.

love "thinkin bout you" right out the gate, no reservations about the falsetto, just gorgeous. inclined to think of "sierra leone" and "sweet life" as treading water, but they set the vibe so that when "super rich kids" breaks the surface (a little), it really stands out, another favorite, earl as mvp. everything from there through "lost" is flawless, and "sweet life" is creeping on me. fucking "pilot jones", damn. gets a little rough towards the end with "monks" and "forrest gump", but "bad religion" and "pink matter" make it worth hanging in.

"pilot jones" and "crack rock" remind me of sly stone circa riot, same kind of blurry, detached sadness and beauty, like it's too painful to lift a finger, but the memory of happier times keeps bleeding through. not a sound/vibe i encounter much in contemporary music. kills me.

― contenderizer, Thursday, July 19, 2012 12:46 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if only

― r|t|c, Thursday, July 19, 2012 7:05 AM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ice cold