the Kommisariat's Kontinuing Kronicles: more right-wingery in the USA, 2k11-12

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUXDKnL4xGE

j., Sunday, 27 May 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

i have literally taken shits that were smarter than that woman. they were marginally less spiteful.

Sisig Steve (stevie), Sunday, 27 May 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

uh i don't even know what to link to, but there is some kind of bizarre legal blog war going on between a bunch of online liberals i've never heard of and conservatives. the key guy is "the speedway bomber" turned some kind of activist, Brett Kimberlin

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/345561/20120525/brett-kimberlin-speedway-bomber-blogger-terrorist.htm

apparently it started with somebody faking a 911 call about a shooting and getting the SWAT team called to a conservative blogger's home

the whole thing is really fucked up.

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

yeah michelle malkin and "twitchy" have been going on about this on twitter for the last week or so

calling a swat team on someone is obviously fucked up but patterico's hed was like "I Could Have Been Killed for Blogging" which is just

max, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

yeah this is the victim of the attack (i think if you get the SWAT team involved it's not a "prank" anymore

http://patterico.com/

http://patterico.com/2012/05/25/convicted-bomber-brett-kimberlin-neal-rauhauser-ron-brynaert-and-their-campaign-of-political-terrorism/

what does it mean that i've never heard of any of these 'leftists' before? like not one time ever.

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

oh wait, that happened last year? then what's happening now? ok idg this at all

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

glenn beck seized on it for his radio show a couple weeks ago and malkin has been pushing it since then

max, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

count on the corner! this is a summary of what just happened i take it

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/301263/arrested-blogging-maryland-jonathan-h-adler

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

It's a bunch of loons in a trailer park scanning eachother's phone calls, poisoning eachother's dogs, and calling the police five times a day. Getting all Sam Spade on internet machines at the library to prove that the Masons are running the whole thing.

oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken. (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

well it's a little more serious than that, one guy was just thrown in jail for a night

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

managed to convince a technologically illiterate judge that this was incitement...

Huh? I would imagine that whatever technological form is used to publish an incitement, it is still recognizable as incitement because of what it says. Now, if the judge had been just plain illiterate, maybe it would have some bearing.

Aimless, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

he doesn't even understand that it's okay to be a shithead on the internet!

Mordy, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

I'm trying to understand why crazy cousin larry went to jail, but right now I have only incoherant stories from crazy cousin larry’s family about how the government is conspiring with the lowdown sonofabitch across the way who done kilt their dog. As far as I can figure, crazy cousin larry was arrested for minding his own business because the cops and the whole town are against crazy cousin larry's family for no other reason than that they are right with the lord.

I'm not defending the lowdown sonofabitch across the way who done kilt their dog. He's crazier than cousin larry! It looks like he's been harassing crazy cousin larry's family with frivolous lawsuits and calls to 911.

Larry's only been in jail for two days, so it's probably too soon to call it a sign of end days. I suspect it will be sorted out. I keep telling crazy cousin Larry's family to work with the authorities and to quit pamphleting the neighborhood and digging through the lowdown-sonofabitch-across-the-way-who-done-kilt-their-dog's garbage, but I just saw crazy cousin larry's ma on the roof with some binoculars and a police scanner.

oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken. (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

"the lowdown sonofabitch across the way who done kilt their dog" = guy who set off a bunch of bombs, one of which blew off someone's leg

Hauntingly Unemployed American (President Keyes), Thursday, 31 May 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

Oh god, I remember this guy! He was a speaker at the 4th of July Smoke-out march in DC when I went back in like 95 or 96? My impression of him was that he was wackily psychotic and is one of the main reasons that I don't really go to political protests anymore, if I can avoid them. I had no idea about the bombings until now. That's super scary. I was like 16 years old, smoking pot, and sitting a few yards away from a convicted bomber. Fuck this guy.

how's life, Thursday, 31 May 2012 12:32 (eleven years ago) link

"the lowdown sonofabitch across the way who done kilt their dog" = guy who set off a bunch of bombs, one of which blew off someone's leg

my analogy still holds up. have you ever seen a horror movie?

the conch is a well worn copy of the AD&D Fiends Folio (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

it's really weird how the response is "make this guy famous!" instead of "this guy is schizophrenic and needs help"

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

the Brynaert email is really deranged too.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 31 May 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

i gather kimberlin has claimed (in legal proceedings?) that he's not a 'public figure' and so talking about the speedway bombings should be off limits. so 'making him famous' is both trolly and, idk, not wrong either.

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

i'm basically with the wingers on this one, kimberlin and these dudes seem like bonafide creeps, and if you've gotten to the point of messing around with lethal police powers for yuks you can go die afaic.

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/g8HC3.png

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 June 2012 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.wnd.com/files/2012/05/JUNE_12_460_wide.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 June 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/g8HC3.png

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, May 31, 2012 11:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this guy looks like the one dude from the tyler perry movies

fapper don (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 June 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link

^ the most shameful washingtonian

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Friday, 1 June 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link

Nothing says socialism like fabulously wealthy celebrities.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 1 June 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

i love this world where just showing a picture of the President with his own AG is supposed to prove some dastardly point

Hauntingly Unemployed American (President Keyes), Friday, 1 June 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

We won The Cold War, so why are black people in power???????????

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Friday, 1 June 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

is that Terry Bradshaw, middle left?

atlas arghed (brownie), Friday, 1 June 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

corzine

Hauntingly Unemployed American (President Keyes), Friday, 1 June 2012 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

Hugo Chavez and Obama! Standing next one another! OMG, end times are near!

Aimless, Friday, 1 June 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

Well known Marxist tax exile Bono.

Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Friday, 1 June 2012 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

We won The Cold War, so why are black people in power???????????

This is not so far-fetched as it sounds. Using the State to force ppl not to discriminate and be as racist as they wanted to be was seen as a totalitarian commie move by a lot of Americans and Robeson et al, were often attracted to the Communist Party (and willing to apologize for some pretty indefensible shit) primarily because it was one of the most forthright anti-racist parties in the country.

All those 1989 proved-us-right fuckers NEVER acknowledge how wrong about race they were.

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Friday, 1 June 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

Who was it, either Chait or Pareene, mentioned that only the American Communist Party had a completely perfect record on 20th-C civil rights

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Saturday, 2 June 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

Easier to do when you have no power whatsoever and no actual hope of getting any.

Aimless, Saturday, 2 June 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

True.

Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Saturday, 2 June 2012 07:48 (eleven years ago) link

so what's up with this proliferation of weirdo conservative facebook pages? does Rove or Koch bros have some dopey kid on staff who just sets these up and posts links all day? judging by the "likes" they get they seem incredibly popular, and incredibly active (though it could certainly be more or less the same 2 million assholes subscribing to all of them). are there a bazillion no-name lefty/ Dem groups doing this, too?

http://www.facebook.com/ForAmerica
http://www.facebook.com/RightChange
http://www.facebook.com/changewashington
http://www.facebook.com/BeingAmericanByGO
http://www.facebook.com/beingconservative

it's smdh time in America (will), Friday, 8 June 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.facebook.com/changewashington

holy shit

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 17 June 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link

x-post so building hillbilly solar panels is now a right wing thing?

President Keyes, Sunday, 17 June 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

Obama Celebrates Anti-Police Riot Started at Mafia-Owned Bar for Transvestites… http://drudge.tw/Ly1jwH

curmudgeon, Monday, 18 June 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

Drudge hopes his readers are ignorant and/or incurious enough to take this at face value. On Friday, President Obama spoke at a reception marking LGBT pride month. The “anti-police riot” referenced by Drudge is, of course, Stonewall — one of the great, seminal moments in the modern gay rights movement.

curmudgeon, Monday, 18 June 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

It is in no way surprising that a Daily Caller reporter would act like a tremendous, disrespectful asshole, as “act like an asshole” is essentially the Caller’s mission statement. Presidents shouldn’t be afforded god-like respect by the press or the citizenry, but “don’t interrupt people while they’re talking to angrily shout disagreeable things at them” is just sort of basic politeness, really. (Of course, in a movie written by a liberal screenwriter — *cough cough* Aaron Sorkin *cough cough* — Munro would be a hero. And in a movie written by a liberal screenwriter, he also wouldn’t be an obnoxious right-wing Irish-accented twit, and also his question would not be paradoxically nativist nonsense.)

http://www.salon.com/2012/06/15/angry_daily_caller_person_shouts_at_president/singleton/

Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Monday, 18 June 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

thirsty for COCAINES

Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop. (stevie), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 07:10 (eleven years ago) link

good overview of the whole kimberlin thing

http://www.salon.com/2012/07/10/brett_kimberlin_versus_right_wing_bloggers/

max, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

I'm so glad Alex pores through that shit so I don't have to.

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

The Maryland state attorney’s office declined to pursue it and sent him a hilarious letter:

The above-captioned matter is the third citizen complaint involving you and Mr. Kimberlin. At my direction, the State dropped the charges in the other two. Very respectfully, it is my belief that your dispute with Mr. Kimberlin cannot be resolved in the criminal justice system.

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

is it just me or is this whole kimberlin story the most boring right-wingery in a long time?

Mordy, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

ha the punchline on that post

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link


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