Aldo reads DC's New 52 (So you don't have to)

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Looking through these and peeking at DC's solicitations for the coming months, I'm a little baffled to see (as I'm sure someone has mentioned in this thread) a slew of writers who I wrote off 15+ years ago as Marvel hacks (e.g. Mackie, DeFalco, effing Liefeld) holding a pretty sizable share of the reins. Like, I don't in any way feel that this is going to end well for DC unless they do some massive restructuring (probably wrt their current managerial practices, so top-drawer creators feel like they'd be at all valued for their creative input).

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 26 May 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

this entire "we're going to make an old character newly gay for pay" press-grubbing is just disgusting prima facie, and such an insult to every writer who's non-ostentatiously included gay characters in their DC superbooks over the last 25 years

Somehow Batwoman is exempt from Owls

It's probably exempt from Owls because it was written before the Owls were invented, and thank fuck because despite reading your reviews I have no idea what the Owls are or an Owl is or whoo Owls are all about, so it would make me drop the book. And the enormous improvement this issue with Bloke McManly's JHW-impersonation art has just convinced me to hang in through real JHW's return.

but then nobody has noticed the link between the utterly white skinned Kate Kane and the utterly white skinned Batwoman either so it's clearly set in Stupidtown and not Gotham.

a) we only know of one character who's ever set eyes on both Batwoman's chin (the only exposed part of her skin), and Kate Kane.
b) no-one in Gotham seems to notice all the weird 19th Century filigrees around the edges of their field of vision either, so both could perhaps be read as artistic licence with purpose by Williams.

Batman Incorporated #9: GMoz gives us a new title, which is effectively one he gave us before but Johnsiverse rebranded. If you liked it before, you'll like it now. But it thinks it's better than it is.

Being a joyful display of actual drawn storytelling, and genuine communication between writer and artist, automatically makes it better than every single other New 52 book, except maybe the Western one, which I've not seen. And isn't this #12 or so, not #9?

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Sunday, 27 May 2012 03:54 (eleven years ago) link

Wonder Woman really is excellent. Never thought I'd be reading a WW book each month.

Batwoman looks great again this issue, but is still actually boring and confused in the storytelling. I think only Greg Rucka could actually write her well as a main character, though I enjoyed her appearances in GMoz issues.

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Sunday, 27 May 2012 04:35 (eleven years ago) link

The Batman owl thing is great! Do not judge before a read.

mh, Sunday, 27 May 2012 05:50 (eleven years ago) link

p.s. Batwoman sucks without Rucka writing. There, I said it.

mh, Sunday, 27 May 2012 05:51 (eleven years ago) link

#0 and JHW3 issues were still dope enuf. new dude shows that Reeder and/or inker were not bringing the necessary visual stylisation to keep the ....six? separate story strands, taking place at different times, clearly delineated

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Sunday, 27 May 2012 06:48 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, the art in this is an improvement and helps but the separate strands and delineated by being BRIGHT and DARK and so forth. It just feels jarring to me.

I made a mistake through tiredness and repetition - this is Batman Incorporated #1, not #9.

(btw sic, I understand artistic licence, I kind of use it myself when I write these to pull things out when they occur to me...)

I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Sunday, 27 May 2012 09:52 (eleven years ago) link

sure sure. but we don't have another thraed where we're discussing the book so might as well throw all of it in here!

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Sunday, 27 May 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

Come on Aldo, that Batman Inc was all kinds of good.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, you're right but I had a grump on by then probably. And part of it is certainly that GMoz has been completely treading water on Action.

I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

I sent the BAT-COW panel to several friends

mh, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, part of my enjoyment just stemmed from relief that GMoz was back on form after Action Comics.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

Confession: I have no real motivation to read Action

mh, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

Action 9 was really good after some very wobbly issues

Not confident that the series is actually very well conceived, though.

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

I am highly confident that it is very poorly conceived.

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

Editorial shenanigans or just Grant running out of time/inspiration? (Or all three?)

The scripts have been pretty pedestrian so don’t think we can blame the artist(s) this time.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder that myself. I've heard that the new system has not worked like the old one, even for someone as rarefied as Morrison. Perhaps the bloom is off the rose. And perhaps he really said what he wanted to about Superman with ALL-STAR. Compared to that, ACTION is really the dog's breakfast.

Have the new INC, but haven't yet read it (though someone spoiled BATCOW and it made me laugh really, really hard.)

Matt M., Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

Like I said, I still haven't read Action, but even if it's as poor as y'all suggest, I'm hardly gonna think less of Morrison for suffering a misstep after his amazing Seven Soldiers/52/Batman/Final Crisis/Batman & Robin/Batman Inc. run. Particularly within this New 52 world, wherein the concept of the writer seems to have become severely devalued by editorial.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

still think We3 and Seaguy are still my favorite Morrison projects

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

Don't get me wrong. I don't think Morrison's lost it. But ACTION just ain't that great.

Matt M., Wednesday, 30 May 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

And perhaps he really said what he wanted to about Superman with ALL-STAR. Compared to that, ACTION is really the dog's breakfast.

I think this is very otm.

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

well yeah, he didn't have any interest of his own in doing more Superman or this Superman - DC came to him a few months before issue 1 came out and asked him if he'd do it.

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, the sad capriciousness of timing (15 years and the roles reverse)...

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 31 May 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, ain't it, though? He's come a long way from writing JLA so that DC would finish publishing THE INVISIBLES.

I still marvel at that particular piece of magick. INVISIBLES is a book that shouldn't exist, coming from one of the major comics publication companies in America, and yet it happened (warts and all.)

Oh, as for the new 52, I've dropped all but ACTION and WONDER WOMAN and am a hair's breadth from dropping those, Cliff Chiang or no Cliff Chiang. But DC has proved that they don't want my money, 'cept for reprints.

Matt M., Thursday, 31 May 2012 04:26 (eleven years ago) link

And perhaps he really said what he wanted to about Superman with ALL-STAR. Compared to that, ACTION is really the dog's breakfast.

otm, and sadly. when AC started out, i was excited by the prospect of this young, angry, 99%-er superman with very limited powers going up against fat cat plutocrats and their uniformed stooges in a world largely devoid of super-stuff. seemed brave & timely, with lots of potential for character-building and slow expansion into the more familiar continuity. but morrison seemed to drop that angle as quickly as he presented it, rushing to incorporate lex luthor, kandor, a tiresome origin story and so on.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 31 May 2012 05:55 (eleven years ago) link

like, i was hoping for a neoteny recapitulates phylogeny superman, where we'd get to spend some time with a relatively small-scale man of steel.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 31 May 2012 05:58 (eleven years ago) link

Matt, look at Dial H. It is shockingly entertaining.

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

I actually have it in one of my scattered piles of singles to read. Should clean house one of these days.

I'd also argue that DIAL H isn't really NEW 52 territory, but that's probably just splitting hairs, huh?

Matt M., Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

eh I'm a Marvel Fanboy, AFAIC anything remotely DC-related is New 52

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

So turns out Alan Scott is the gay man why because Obsidian doesn't exist anymore which means the gay that was in Alan never had a chance to escape through his son I guess? This feels really perfunctory, but whatever.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 1 June 2012 13:22 (eleven years ago) link

I guessed right. 'Bout time I got something right.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 1 June 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

Tom Spurgeon ‏@comicsreporter

like any progressive human being, my first thought on hearing DC's announcement was "Oh, God: 10,000 stupid 'weakness is wood' jokes."

EZ Snappin, Friday, 1 June 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

Hahaha. I will take back every bad thing I've said about the New 52 initiative if they're able to work in a new Alan Scott villain with a magic cockring.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 1 June 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

Green LAntern's new arch-nemesis:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/comic_tot14.gif

EZ Snappin, Friday, 1 June 2012 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

Hey, snap, you on the twitter? hit me @highway_62

As for this? Ah, well, you'll get your chance one day, Bruce Wayne.

Matt M., Friday, 1 June 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

now following! I'm @EZSnappin if anyone wants to follow along.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 1 June 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

Man, you work fast.

Matt M., Friday, 1 June 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link

just happened to check ILX seconds after you posted. I'm no Ned, where a mere mention of his name summons him from the ether.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 1 June 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

Ravagers #1: Seriously, this is every bit as bad as you think it is. One character unzips her suit in the middle of an icefield where they'll freeze to death if they don't keep moving to expose her cleavage, presumably because she needs BEWBS to fly (which is what she does next). All against an angsty Fairchild dialogue of inner thoughts. Technically none of it is awful, but it's one of the most unreable Johnsiverse books.

Animal Man Annual #1: I have to say, as much as I enjoyed this it's an utterly, utterly pointless book. The talking cat tells Maxine a story while it has a piss, a tale of a previous Animal Man and a previous Swamp Thing, fighting a previous version of the Rot in a small town and not winning. Buddy turns up from the future in the story the cat's telling at one point to let them know they're going to fail. Then at the end they go back to a house and prepare for the next issue of Animal Man. It's nicely written and, after a very shakey start, the art's passable. But really, save your money.

Batman Annual #1: Taking place (in effect) during an OWLS crossover, Mr Freeze gets a Johnsiverse origin in this thoroughly decent 40 pager. He's clearly going to be important in Batbooks to come, as he's possibly the only villain that's had this kind of analysis thus far. It turns out the reason the OWLS were after him in the other book is that some of the surgery that's made their regenerative powers stable enough is based on his work, presumably making him the man who knew too much. I'm trying hard not to descend into hyperbole, but I genuinely can't think of a Batwriter that excites me as much as Scott Snyder. Yes, even BatMoz.

Desire is withered away from the sons of men! (aldo), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 12:13 (eleven years ago) link

That said, I enjoyed Superman Family Adventures even more. Reminded me most of the two Bizarro hardcovers.

Desire is withered away from the sons of men! (aldo), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 12:45 (eleven years ago) link

Did Lemire write the annual? That sound pretty dire and unnecessary.

Have I mentioned I've given up on the official new 52? 'Cause I have.

Matt M., Tuesday, 5 June 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, he did, which made it more surprising how pointless it was. Like he was contractually obliged or something.

Desire is withered away from the sons of men! (aldo), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

Not sure about that Batman Annual -- lots of punching but not much fun, plus the all-new EXTREME MR FREEZE felt a bit hacktastic. I do (normally) dig Snyder though.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:19 (eleven years ago) link

Q: if the Owls are using Freeze's tech to reanimate their dead warrior dudes, why does lowering their body temperature slow them down or immobilize them? Seems counter to any sort of logic.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:22 (eleven years ago) link

Freeze and Owls isn't explained in any detail, but it's mentioned during conversations that Freeze has with both the Penguin and Bats that he's been working for them - in the one with the Penguin it seems that he's less than happy about it now, which is presumably why they try and kill him.

Desire is withered away from the sons of men! (aldo), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 06:04 (eleven years ago) link

Just going to put this here for now, instead of talking about some lameness in the newest Batman:

http://www.ebay.com/itm//Batman-Inc-Vol-2-Page-11-Chris-Burnham-feat-Bat-cow-/120928923783

mh, Thursday, 14 June 2012 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

Action is so frustrating. It feels like reading random back issues of a series that would be great if you had ALL the parts and could read them in the right order.

an inevitable disappointment (James Morrison), Thursday, 14 June 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

First Appearance of Bat Cow

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 June 2012 06:42 (eleven years ago) link

Damien OTM

the hat's filthy lesson (sic), Friday, 15 June 2012 06:45 (eleven years ago) link


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