I hope he saved some Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrkeeeeeeeeeeeey for us!
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
BOATMAN LAND
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
"My chef is big, uh-hunh"
This so is Sacha B-C
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
They fucked up the manboat.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
NAKHCHIVAN!
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
Spain's singer looks constipated and I'm not surprised. "No pressure, but don't win, OK?"
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
Germany's song has 'Jamie Cullum joint' written all over it.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
Agreed. Germany is diabolical.
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
I quite liked Spain. Germany is pretty awful though, like a cheap version of The Script. Jamie Cullum you say?
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
Fun fact: you can pretty much sing the chorus of last year's winner on top of this German one
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
xp he's co-writer
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
This performance would be better if he a) stopped grinning, and b) actually stands still while singing the line 'standing still'.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
The Shadows are back!
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
THIS IS SO SHITE THIS IS SO SHITE
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
Those Southern Europeans must've have used all their idle time to bring it this year: Cyprus-Greece-Malta to co-host it next year.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
"come on give me a hug" -wtf??
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
FYR Macedonia's answer to Bonnie Tyler.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
Macedonia for the win.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
I don't think that guy's actually playing that guitar.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
Xpost
Nah, Spain's power ballad was better.
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
developing giant soft spot for the FYROM right now. This is NOT false metal.
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
JEDWARD!
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
Worst production of Shakespeere's 'Henry V' ever...
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
See, it's not as much fun now that they're borderline competent. Except for the bizarre "and the way I'm rubbing her now" line.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
Love Is Not A Thing
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
Taking a cue from that famous song by Boston, 'More Than A Object'
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link
"see my vest, see my vest" etc.
Actually, I like this.
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
omg @ ukraine
― second only to popcorn (or something), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
SO many songs tonight have a "na na nanana na na nanana" bit
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
just... no
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
oh i've missed the russian grannies, such a shame.
― second only to popcorn (or something), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
I thought the parping brass tune was being made by her for a minute.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
Hammer pants.
"I forget my lyrics"oh I wish you would...
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
edward norton here.
― second only to popcorn (or something), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
trumpet strumpet?
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
"This rabbit makes you my girl"
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
Colin Farrell
― Ludo, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
I will never not love Moldova. Probably the single most reliable Eurovision nation of recent years.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:57 (eleven years ago) link
Moldova's dancers do a homage to the TISWAS 'dying fly' dance.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
xp They try hard, but there's always a faint ridiculousness about them.
which one of these is the dictator's daughter again
― sonderangerbot, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
Moldova had great staging but only middling song at best.
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
I like Iceland much more in the recap.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
No interval act? It's just all the postcards edited together. What a swiz.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
Just in during the break. Ought to be Sweden, Cyprus, Ireland or France. Or Norway.
I sincerily hope the Albanian lady screaming horribly onstage early in the show got some medical help afterwards. She sounded like she was in serious pain.
― The GeirBot (Geir Hongro), Saturday, 26 May 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
interval act is after the voting right?
― Ludo, Saturday, 26 May 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
I never flagged Geir for a Jedward fan.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link
They're very melodic. They sing in several keys at the same time.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
Albania was insane-alien enough for me to actually give it a vote. Five others as well: GBR, FRA, ITA, SWE, FYROM.
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link