(Darren Stride is an English lower division soccer player who hates Muslims!)
― "Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link
"tennis" is rly good too, mostly for DJ Mencap and WBS
― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link
"ILX moderators", just ahead of "Islamic fundamentalism" and "everything"
― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 16 January 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 22 January 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link
arguably the high point of ilx, these threads.
― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 22 January 2009 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^
― I spent four bloody years there (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Grand Theft Autism is a favourite, but the Islamic Fundamentalist thread is a winner too
Q. What do you call it when Arabic terrorists drive a plane into a coniferous tree? A. Pine eleven!
Q. What do you call it when Arabic terrorists swear to repeatedly drive a plane into a coniferous tree in the name of Allah? A. A tree-had! (jihad)
Q. Why did the Islamic fundamentalist blow up a tree? A. Because of his deeply held religious be-leafs!
― MPx4A
I had such a crush on this guy because of his Favourite Jokes contributions
― salsa sharkshavin (salsa shark), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
hope that worked out ok for you
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Do you guys think Mohammed Atta might have had a dog named Up The World Trade Center Killing Thousands Of American Citizens? I have a joke but I'm worried the punchline might be a touch convoluted
― DJ Mencap
I didn't exactly develop a crush on this dude during these threads, but I came quite close
― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
These jokes are less funny than Cecil Taylor's impact on the history of jazz.
― Stanley Crouch, Thursday, 13 August 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link
am0n's astronaut joke on the moderators thread is incredible
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 13 August 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link