sliver is a candidate for the worst movie i've ever seen
― mookieproof, Friday, 25 May 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
Rejected tagline: "If you loved Rear Window and The Tenant, you'll wonder why we bothered."
― clemenza, Friday, 25 May 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
what's the one where sharon stone and sly stallone bone in the shower? it's probably not even an erotic thriller but it sure was filmed like one.
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 25 May 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
sharon stone and a minor baldwin iirc
― mookieproof, Friday, 25 May 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
and/or tom berenger
― mookieproof, Friday, 25 May 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
i mean wow
Rocky VII: Fatal Rendezvous? Rocky XIV: Cruel Obsession? Rocky VXIV: Exotic Intruder?
― clemenza, Friday, 25 May 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
The Specialist, dudes.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 25 May 2012 01:59 (eleven years ago) link
My college paper ran a still of Stallone from that film, ripped and veiny, that just read "looks like a penis."
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 25 May 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
The government taught him how to kill. Now, he's using his skills to help one woman seek revenge against the Miami underworld.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 May 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
HOW DID I MISS THIS POLL????!?!?
― homosexual II, Friday, 25 May 2012 04:37 (eleven years ago) link
COLOR OF NIGHT, OBV
― homosexual II, Friday, 25 May 2012 04:39 (eleven years ago) link
that girl, Jane March, TALK ABOUT FREDDY MERCURY MOUTH. Wow!!!!
― homosexual II, Friday, 25 May 2012 04:42 (eleven years ago) link
the entire movie is on Youtube, enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcYFnMyXKAE&skipcontrinter=1
― homosexual II, Friday, 25 May 2012 04:44 (eleven years ago) link
yesssssssssssssssss
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 25 May 2012 11:42 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah Jane March had unfortunate teeth. Do you remember when she was poised to be the next big thing? She was in that and The Lover and then I don't think I ever saw her again.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 25 May 2012 11:43 (eleven years ago) link
tbf we'd seen pretty much all of her by then
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 May 2012 11:52 (eleven years ago) link
Color Of Night was on TV in Spanish when I was flipping channels the other night
― da croupier, Friday, 25 May 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link
I have not seen Cat People. Should I?
― owenf, Friday, 25 May 2012 12:30 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i kinda liked that movie, even though it's a bit unrealistic, but the acting from the leading actors was very nice, ruben blades is a great sidekick, and overall it is atmospheric with it's music score, that's what i like in erotic thrillers, when the music is atmospheric in correlation with the scenery of L.A
― ram bond, Thursday, 21 June 2012 07:32 (eleven years ago) link
― homosexual II, Friday, May 25, 2012 12:37 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
when I got to the "6 months pass..." break my first thought was "why have I not seen any mandee posts by now?"
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Thursday, 21 June 2012 07:36 (eleven years ago) link
why did the genre come to an end lately????
― ram bond, Thursday, 21 June 2012 11:12 (eleven years ago) link
I just said this on the gay thread but Wild Things has to be the most convoluted "film" ever created.
― alan is more upset (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 04:18 (eleven years ago) link
It's basically a farce disguised as an "erotic" "thriller" and has more plot twists than every Hitchcock film combined and ugh jeez it's so ridiculous
― alan is more upset (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 04:19 (eleven years ago) link
It is like Showgirls-level ott/melodramatic/weirdly acted. I mean, "My daughter does NOT get raped in Blue Bay", what???
― alan is more upset (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
Like is this regarded as being in the same canon as Showgirls? Why is this not Showgirls-level notorious?
― alan is more upset (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link
Also pathetic how there's all this nonstop lez action and then when they get to the Bacon/Dillon part that is SO SO FUCKING GAY they just pass it off as like two totally straight dudes just hanging out/being naked/saying things like "why don't you hang around and kick back for an extra day" you know nbd no homo
― alan is more upset (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 04:36 (eleven years ago) link
Wild Things is def the connoisseur's choice here
― recordbreaking transfer to Lucknow FC (seandalai), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 11:58 (eleven years ago) link
It isn't. Because it's not as much a masterpiece as Showgirls.
― the new dire homonomoreboobsativity (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 11:59 (eleven years ago) link
Stevie everything you're hating on is being done v v deliberately by Wild Things. It's directed by John McNaughton!
― ¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link
and it's really not like people don't KNOW that Wild Things is a ridiculous movie
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 13:03 (eleven years ago) link
I saw it in the cinema and we laughed so much that a guy who was not there to enjoy it in the same way got up and left
― ¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 13:06 (eleven years ago) link
This poll was so long ago I forgot what I voted for! I thought I had voted for Jade but obviously not.
― LISTEN TO THIS BRAD (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link
I'm not hating! It just, I don't know, didn't seem deliberate in its boring cliches (look, a rowdy classroom! You can tell its rowdy because someone is throwing a paper airplane!) and stuff. I know nothing of the director. It just felt like it was supposed to be dramatic/thrilling in adult way and not a comedy but who knows. I enjoyed it.
― alan is more upset (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
Wasn't Bill Murray in this?
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
But it seemed to take itself seriously though
Also the DVD I picked up for 99c is pan & scan and they did THE WORST job of panning. For fucking real half the film looks like a Jim Blashfield animation.
― alan is more upset (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
xp yeah which just added to the wtfness
Wild Things is AWESOME watched it the other night actually. so much fun.
― the alternate vision continues his vision quest! (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 16:39 (eleven years ago) link
wearing a hat!
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
I think the only thing it takes "seriously" is the class warfare angle. the Bacon/Dillon thing is BLATANTLY super-gay! part of the joke is how both of them are total amoral pervs!
love McNaughton
― the alternate vision continues his vision quest! (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
Of course it's blatantly super-gay but it was just frustrating that someone somewhere was like "okay just NO KISSING OR TOUCHING bcz that would weird people out"
― alan is more upset (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
I'm going to rewatch it soon and maybe I'll have a diff approach but idk maybe I just went into it wrong or it's more deadpan than I realize or something *shrug*
― alan is more upset (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
y'know, I've never seen Basic Instinct. how bad is it.
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 June 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link
kind of amazing Body Double got zero votes, I'd probably rate that over Dressed to Kill these days
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 June 2018 21:08 (five years ago) link
basic instinct is classicgotta see it!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 14 June 2018 21:23 (five years ago) link
never been able to find a copy of Poison Ivy tbh
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 June 2018 21:27 (five years ago) link
try your local blockbuster
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 14 June 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link
Other thread on these monuments of the filmic arts:
'An erotic thriller'
― too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 June 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link
lol xp
Also,
I love Jade, but any movie starring Caruso should be disqualified from being "erotically thrilling".
= truth bomb
― i am updating my User Agreement and Privacy Policy (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 June 2018 22:32 (five years ago) link
never seen Basic Instinct either, but somehow have read most of two different Ezterhaus books
― kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Friday, 15 June 2018 04:12 (five years ago) link