can we just get the "I AM SECURITY" guy to sing something in this slot instead
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
As much as i love Gaitana, i'm really not feeling this.
― Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
Beat my guest?
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
Praying for FEMEN protest to interrupt this now.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
Trumpets!
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
What is it with the preponderance of Eurodance in this semi?
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
God, this is wall-to-wall shite today.
― emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
All part of the international conspiracy to screw Trackshittaz out of a placement. Thank you, international conspiracy.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link
I hope Trackshittaz come back next year. Like Jedward.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe they could collaborate on an album.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
Slovenia draft in Ulrika Johnson to sing the high bits...
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
God we're in a poor stretch here.
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
bosh bosh and Euroballads = ZZZZZZZAt least the 1st semi-final had the entertainment value of frequent wacky Eurovision incompetance and non-sequiteurs.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
bring back the bosh tbh right now
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
speaking of which, Sweden's up next
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
Some of these countries really love their 80's power ballads.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:45 (eleven years ago) link
Half of tonight so far has sounded like a piss-poor Ministry of Sound compilation.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
Celine Dion on beats
― Ludo, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
Did she just ninja kill that dancer dude?
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
Erotic disco monks. Now we're ok.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
Back on course.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
I'M A POKERIN THE LOCKER
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
I'm a joker I'm a rocker I'm a fucker
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
i'm a hairdresser more likely
― Ludo, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
Are we sure this isn't Sasha Baron-Cohen's new character?
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
this rules
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link
My ship is made from rope jism for a bay?
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
hop onto my ship baby, I'll make you fly
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
lol boat-head-man
― Ludo, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
A flying ship made from men wearing sheets.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
This does not rule.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
WRONG
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
ALL -- BY-- MY-- SE-ELF, Don't wanna be...
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
He was on Estonian Pop Idol. Nice to know that other countries don't give a shit about sending some unknown Johnny as their entry.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
That was actually quite lovely.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
Come on Slovakia!
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, I thought this could be good but the singer is too Bon Jovi. False metal!
― emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
It's Def Leppard!
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
IT'S THE FI-NAL COUNT-DOWN!!!
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
Please be in tune, i have money on you.
― Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
sharivari otm
― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
The best entry tonight so far.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
BUT THIS RUSSIAN IS MAKING ME STRONGER
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
is he talking about putin?
Pitch went all to hell in the last minute.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
actually I like Sweden better (btw they share 1 x songwriter)
― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
She's about the right age to be the lovechild of Joni Mitchell and Ming the Merciless.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
"Euphoria" is both anthemic + catchy enough to be a bona fide worldwide (well pan-European at least) hit even outside ESC season I think
― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
That piano had better transform into a fire breathing robot or I'll fall asleep.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
Don't want the expense of hosting the contest next year? Simply get someone from a TV talent contest to sing your entry!A tactic more and more countries are using.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link