there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

these jokes are getting me downs.

i wouldn't put it pasture

must we ride this same old hobby horse

Yeah, this is starting to get a bit long in the tooth.

Sarah Jessica Parker goes shoe shopping, Act 1:
CLERK: "Excellent choice, Mrs. Parker. Shall I wrap them up or do you want me to just nail them to your feet now?"

holy shit you guys have beaten the fuck out of this horse

no, you don't understand, it's okay to make fun of a woman's appearance if you're doing it ironically is the name of my dog

― dethklok piccalo (c sharp major), Thursday, May 24, 2012 3:55 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Would have excelsiored if this wasn't already the excelsior thread.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MPv-kMF0MGo/TYf1CSowDBI/AAAAAAAAADM/i5whBN-G7M8/s1600/albert-einstein-1945.jpg
http://random-noise.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dr-octagon.jpg

It's the glue that holds us together.

― pplains, Thursday, May 24, 2012 5:04 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok this is where I finally lol'd

Haha, fucked that one up.

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Sarah+Jessica+Parker+Gala+Benefit+Ann+Robert+H-2YrkGkRXCl.jpg
http://random-noise.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dr-octagon.jpg

she sure is a talented and rich actress

she's married to a murderer

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQ5ODYxMzk2Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjIwMzkxMQ@@._V1._SY317_CR6,0,214,317_.jpg

she once starred on a short lived sitcom called square pegs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l4L6HW5mQE

it's possibly ok to point out that a celebrity looks like a horse is the name of my horse

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

Pictured with the mare of Chicago, xp

She's probably best known for her lead role in the HBO show Sex in the City, which spawned two popular movies.

One of which is Seabiscuit, amirite!

She starred in a show because she could never win or place.

xp lol Hurting, well played

She is the executive producer of the Bravo reality show "Work of Art".

she was romantically involved with actor robert downey jr for several years- did not know

She starred in a show because she could never win or place.

TO be honest I don't think she cared much about box office success, so long as she gets her carrot in the end.

thread should have been locked at "mare of chicago"

Perhaps a new thread with a title something like "You don't understand, EXCELSIOR is the name of my LOLs"

all these jokes about a jewish woman resembling a horse make me yearn for the days of passantino posts about rappers with "oversized lips" and wide noses

What have I wrought? One lame and tired jest has sired all this?

baaaahaha A+

Michael White, Michael White Michael White

first past the post

Wait, Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish?

S-JAP

all these jokes about a jewish woman resembling a horse make me yearn for the days of passantino posts about rappers with "oversized lips" and wide noses

ok, now you're *going there*

you shd stay away from jokes

you shd stay away from jokes

― thillrer (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, May 24, 2012 1:20 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this generally is the point at which we rebuild a new excelsior thread; somebody bring the lolz back home plz

it's too early to rebuild imo

yep

lol @ ilx poster "horseshoe" chiming in on a Sarah Jessica Parker discussion

back in my day, we'd ban anti-semites on sight. times have changed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAzwNrSeQSI

u may not be surprised to learn that we have a thread for this discussion: Is this anti-semitism?

i legit did not know there was a correlation between horsefaceness and judaism?

Three non-Jews who have horse faces: John Elway, Jenny McCarthy, Crazy Horse. Have at it, some dude.

*has at it*

i legit did not know there was a correlation between horsefaceness and judaism?

sentences I didn't expect to read today

Hey, look. A scene from Sarah Jessica Parker's bat mitzah:

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-3fb9jFY06t0/TXw2-VYEwEI/AAAAAAAAB1M/7q42UTeLqNc/Human+Horse.jpg

She was getting her picture taken on the mezzanine when this occurred. I don't know why they had a fake horse in that ballroom.

this thread is getting really fkn weird now

She's a well-known actress celebrated for her sexy looks who it's said looks like a horse. Also, she may be a Jew.