there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

Q: What is a show that could be made into a movie starring Sara Jessica Parker?
A: Mr. Ed! (as a person who looks like a horse but is also capable of talking, Sara Jessica Parker would reduce the need for a special effects budget to make the titular horse appear to "talk")

fetlock thread

Not to be all Cap'n Save-A-SJP, but this jokefest is pretty gross, imo.

no, you don't understand, it's okay to make fun of a woman's appearance if you're doing it ironically is the name of my dog

Horses for courses means that what is suitable for one person or situation might be unsuitable for another.

The problem is that Sarah Jessica Parker has been in too many awful movies lately. She should learn to say "nay" to some of these roles.

Unbookmarking until this thread gets funny again.

no, you don't understand, it's okay to make fun of a woman's appearance if you're doing it ironically is the name of my dog

this killed me

I thought the idea was that they were making fun of how stock, terrible, and/or sexist this joke is, through increasingly awkward, forced and overcooked linguistic contortions. Got a pass from me and I'm normally the sensitive one in the room I think?

this is a common ilx thing. it's totally normal. ilxors get stuck in a pattern of either swapping puns in to common song lyrics, or making a string of bizarro jokes. i think it just needs to be rebooted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3W2QG6HEt0

you guys are a bunch of neighsayers

don't think there was any need to get whinny about it

now now, let's not get in a lather

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/69258/1225147996/HorsePlay.gif

continue in this vein and you'll only stirrup trouble

This horse left the barn a long time ago.

I was going to quit this race, but you all spurred me on.

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now you're saddled with the backlash

guys, I think you've all HORSE HORSE HORSE

(did I do that right?)

lol goole

you know you're all saddling ILX with a lot of terrible jokes itt

the mane thing is just to have fun, guys

curse you NV

It's the glue that holds us together.

HAY GUYS CUT IT OUT

No need to get all hoofy about it.

now you're really trotting out the classics

Thought I was tired of horse jokes, but then I decided that I'll Have Another.

puns are an ilx stable

these jokes are awfoal

This is all fun and games now, but would any of you tell these jokes to her face and risk getting kicked?

Especially if she's got P.M.S. (Pissy Mare Syndrome)

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of all the things we could be doing, this is worst cheval

Bet I can tell the exacta moment this thread got lost in the turn.

I had a feeling that if the horse jokes started you chaps would crop up eventually

these jokes are getting me downs.

i wouldn't put it pasture

must we ride this same old hobby horse

Yeah, this is starting to get a bit long in the tooth.

Sarah Jessica Parker goes shoe shopping, Act 1:
CLERK: "Excellent choice, Mrs. Parker. Shall I wrap them up or do you want me to just nail them to your feet now?"

holy shit you guys have beaten the fuck out of this horse

no, you don't understand, it's okay to make fun of a woman's appearance if you're doing it ironically is the name of my dog

― dethklok piccalo (c sharp major), Thursday, May 24, 2012 3:55 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Would have excelsiored if this wasn't already the excelsior thread.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MPv-kMF0MGo/TYf1CSowDBI/AAAAAAAAADM/i5whBN-G7M8/s1600/albert-einstein-1945.jpg
http://random-noise.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dr-octagon.jpg

It's the glue that holds us together.

― pplains, Thursday, May 24, 2012 5:04 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok this is where I finally lol'd

Haha, fucked that one up.

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Sarah+Jessica+Parker+Gala+Benefit+Ann+Robert+H-2YrkGkRXCl.jpg
http://random-noise.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dr-octagon.jpg

she sure is a talented and rich actress

she's married to a murderer