I wear a lanyard at work to get in and out of the building and to prove I'm not a terrorist. I used to rail against the injustice of having to wear one, regarding it as some kind of civil liberty infringement and noting how it ruins my otherwise perfect fashion presentation, but I eventually got over myself.
However, I do have a nasty habit of chewing it as if I'm a puppy, which means that it's covered in chew marks. I have been known to blame my (non-existant) hamster for these marks. I comfort myself by remembering that I'm only chewing it because The Man makes me wear it, tho I readily admit that this is a kinda flimsy excuse.
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
I use a retractble string thingie plus lanyard. That's right: COMBO.
I have not counted the number of times I have to swipe on an average day, but it is easily 20+ times.
― quincie, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
oh man i hate the retractable spool of string thing. i only had to use one for a couple months during a temp job last year, and after a few weeks i had totally messed it up afaict using it the normal way a normal amount, and the string was all slack.
― some dude, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link
maybe your just not cut out for this life son *snaps retractable spool of string thing*
― lag∞n, Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCiYmCVikjo
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
i've broken 3 belt clips and i hate wearing a lanyard (i hate the word, too), so i'm a badass and i just carry the ID in my pocket and then forget it every 3 months or so
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link
when i pull the ID out of my pocket, sometimes i hear nearby citizens/coworkers mutter "god, what a badass"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
then i say "i even hate the word lanyard", and sometimes people faint
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
I thought a lanyard was something involved in shipbuilding until a few years ago.
― Trey Imaginary Songz (WmC), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
At my old job in IT everyone wore lanyards with their IDs because they used them all the time to swipe in to the datacenter and other useful things. Since security was kind of an important thing leaving your ID lying around - even on your desk - was highly frowned upon and enforcement meant that if you found someone's ID anywhere they had to buy you lunch.
At my current job in a library there is absolutely no reason whatsoever for anyone anywhere to actually wear a lanyard, yet a handful of people do. I tend to use this as a marker for people that I cannot take seriously and want nothing to do with.
― joygoat, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link
read that as "swipe into the dancefloor".
― the fey monster (ledge), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
at my current lanyard-wearing job i organize a lot of the office supplies, including the lanyards, and we have them in like 5 different bright colors. thinking about switching my usual lime green lanyard out for purple or orange, swag it out a little
― some dude, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
read that as "swoop into the defecator"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
some people at my office do but not many. last fall the building put in a subway-style turnstile thing at the entrance; i've seen far fewer people even wearing their IDs after that, which is kinda interesting.
― goole, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link
er, the turnstile needs an ID swipe to open, if that wasn't clear
― goole, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link
So, when someone says "lanyard" I think of the plastic craft stuff we used to make key chains out of at camp that apparently some total weirdos in other parts of the country called "gimp".
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link
When I think of lanyard:
http://207.65.1.184/assets/Lanyard.jpg
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
I am so so so glad I no longer have to deal with these things any more.
That said, I have picked up the habit of occasionally trying to wave my Oyster Card at the gate of my building trying to get in. But at least I no longer try to insert my debit card into tube turnstiles.
― Dixie Narco Martenot (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
i remember some girl from northern england or somewhere once accused me of being irremediably bourgeois because i didn't know what a tabard was, but i didnt know what a lanyard (in this form) was either so
― Éden Éden Éden / H.A.Z.A.R.D (nakhchivan), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link
because i didn't know what a tabard was
?!?
how is that bourgeois, did she live in 1550 or something
― goole, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
"thou does not know how to wear a doublet and hose, foul cad!"
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
dis ting
http://www.ppcltd.co.uk/clothing/clothing-tabards.html
― Éden Éden Éden / H.A.Z.A.R.D (nakhchivan), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link
ohhhhh
― goole, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
'plastic craft stuff we used to make key chains out of at camp'
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lXd-n5Kab50/SjclFFDIJxI/AAAAAAAAAYo/INPINKAJFrk/s400/Throwback+-+2009-06-18+-+Lanyard+2.jpg
the fancy people made some crazy double/triple helix tony hawk trickery in theirs and would have this weight to it like that weird weapon that nasa guy used to knock people out in that homer goes to space episode
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
Yes - those! Lanyards!
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
i totally called it "gimp".
― how's life, Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
most people in my work wear a lanyard, i refuse to wear it, i just swing it around in my hand as i walk. it gets you access to the building and then through the doors that you're allowed through once youre in there. but the front doors stay open for so long once they swing open and holding the doors inside the building for anyone who is behind you is so common that really as far as security measures go it's beyond useless. im a civil servant, we work with sensitive material but not like national security sensitive or anything.
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 24 May 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 25 May 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link