Your favourite jokes about My Bloody Valentine

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ok I got to this thread's mandatory DJ Mencap "is my dog!" joke and am now suffering major lols

single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), Friday, 16 January 2009 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

My Bloody Valentine
Loveless: Remastered: 2cd

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Release date: 9-3-2009

Mark G, Friday, 6 February 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Why did Kevin Shields' hair get so messy?

He lost his Colm.

― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:16 (6 months ago) Bookmark

unashamed giggles

― single-issue white nonhipster (country matters), 16 January 2009 15:27 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

pronounced cullum, tho

Redknapp out (darraghmac), Friday, 6 February 2009 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I love these threads so much.

i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 6 February 2009 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Q: What is My Bloody Valentines' favourite Super Nintendo game?

A: SUPER METROID! (Super Metroid is a game I associate playing while listening to Loveless. Loveless is a famous album by My Bloody Valentine. My Bloody Valentine is quite a famous band)

i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 6 February 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Q: What did Kevin Shields say when one of his bandmates took his favourite bedtime drink?
A: Who just stole my bloody Ovaltine (My Bloody Valentine)!

i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 6 February 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Those are reposts btw

i'm shy (Abbott), Friday, 6 February 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Why doesn’t Kevin Shields need a driver's license?
Because there’s no road between the kitchen and bedroom!

Winner, end thread.

ilxor, Friday, 6 February 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

just not enough my bloody valentine jokes on this thread...

dog latin, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

(My Bloody Valentine)

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

(Because not enough My Bloody Valentine jokes)

Snop Snitchin, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Pretty accurate picture of the inside of my head.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link

There's a definite geordie influence there also.

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

What's the new My Bloody Valentine LP?

Isn't Any Album (Isn't Anything!)

Chewshabadoo, Friday, 9 November 2012 09:46 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

what is a ghosts favorite whatever

my boo!dy valentine

sleepingbag, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

What is the cat's favorite band?

Meow Bloody Valentine

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

No, no, Another Way is the name of my dog!

imago, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

How many My Bloody Valentine threads does it take for ilx to screw in a lightbulb?

Evan, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago) link

no tampon stopping this waterfall, this is a 21yr old period

kelpolaris, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 04:25 (eleven years ago) link

who's the coolest monster/bro?

my buddy frankenstein

sleepingbag, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 05:32 (eleven years ago) link


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