Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony

There but for the grace of Princess Celestia go I…

yeah, suburban neckbeards are really sad. it's kind of bordering on an American hikikimori/NEET culture developing. if I ever have kids I'm considering having no Internet, cable, or video games

it's kind of bordering on an American hikikimori/NEET culture developing.

learned a new word today

ponysexual?

that was yesterday

how about bronysexual: people attracted to grown men obsessed with little girl ponies. now that I think about it, the only bronysexuals out there would probably be serial killers.

boys who like girls who kill boys who like ponys...

always should be someone you really feel sorry for

I have a hard time believing that dude is real

then, I remember humanity

ILX - then, I remember humanity

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/659165156/music-is-magic-a-documentary-on-brony-music

Together we make a better team than Pinkie Pie and Gummy. We hope to not only film the entirety of Everfree but also spread the word of brony culture through the music and the minds of those that make the magic happen.

I can't even.

That also lead me to the discovery of a Brony/Tuner subculture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02aENkq4rps

Together we make a better team than Pinkie Pie and Gummy. We hope to not only film the entirety of Everfree but also spread the word of brony culture through the music and the minds of those that make the magic happen.

the film shall be accompanied with an interpretive dance, with a special appearance by Underdog Lady Suzanne Muldowney:

http://s88984348.onlinehome.us/udlady/udlady2.jpg

There's always an interpretive dance.

"This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!"

kinda nsfw

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qx5pKB371r6nosgo1_500.jpg

is that an etsy perversion or an actual licensed hasbro product for which the ponysexuals have invented a sick new purpose

i guess i shouldn't be surprised i saw that.

Full-length documentary, kickstarted to double the goal: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/257527888/bronycon-the-documentary?ref=live

It should be noted that two people kicked in $10,000.

so fucking hot omg

The plushie mentioned upthread is apparently an unique item that MLP fan "Hoppip" of Surrey, UK has handmade and is selling through The Dealers Den ("Furry Auctions...And more!"). Starting price was GBP 55.00, and it's now up to GBP 125.50, with 15 bids. That's already getting pretty close to my bid ceiling, and with nearly six days to go, I might have to dip into next month's rent just to stay in the running. Wish me luck!

A hand-made plushie of Lyra from the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She's about 19" tall and made from fleece - perfect for hugging! Eyes and cutie mark are embroidered directly onto the fabric (by http://ethepony.blogspot.co.uk/ ). She's stuffed with fire retardant fiber filling - the same stuff you find in pillows. She took about a week to make, on and off. Comes from a smoke-free home.

The plushie also comes with removable handmade trousers and cotton + elastic underpants.

This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5" and a depth of about 6". You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don't finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don't have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!

If you would like the plushie without this "feature", just tell me after the auction and I will remove it free of charge.

Please treat her gently, I will not accept returns or repairs for any rough play you get up to.

someone had to be first

beg to differ

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5fn6suyx1r9324ao1_1280.jpg

what the hell

how frustrating that you can't even finish inside the thing

I imagine that gets more wtf - the pictures are a pretty good indicator - but I only made it as far as "ponysona" before feeling that I had somehow ended up in the wrong universe and should read no further (also, caps)

I TAKE HER BATH ALL TIME SHE WANTS AND IS NOT IN MY BATHROOM I PAID FOR THE HIGH QUALITY SPAS FOR HER EVERYDAY, IN FACT I PERSONALLY FILLED HER HORNS AND HOOVES.

I PREPARE HER A LARGE BOWL OF SALAD WITH WITH BERRIES, CARROTS, ROMANIA LETTUCES, BLACK TRUFFLES, WHITE TRUFFLES, CHERRY TOMATOES, THOSE TINY CORNS, THIS SLICES BELL PEPPERS, BREAD CRUMBS HOME YES I BAKE A WHOLE LOAF A BREAD AND BAKE TO A CRISP AND CRUSH TO MAKE BAKE CRUMBS, SLICES OF ORANGE WITH THE PEEL, EXTRA PINTO NUTS AND PISTACHIO WITH OUT THE SHELL, HOME MADE RUSSIAN DRESSING WITH EXTRA HORSERADISH AND A HINT OF PATRON TEQUILA.

'ponysona'

worst bergman film

That last bit seems like it was written by the brony equivalent of George R.R Martin

actual white truffles i doubt it

YES I BAKE A WHOLE LOAF A BREAD AND BAKE TO A CRISP AND CRUSH TO MAKE BAKE CRUMBS

those tiny corns

I love how it starts off all "perfect for hugging" but then devolves into how you can fuck it in the ass.

that should give you some insight into the psychology of bronies

tim @ kfc .edu as a brony?!?

attn brony watchers

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=92493#unread
featuring http://bronymusiciandirectory.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/psycosis.html

This man is a crime against humanity.

https://p.twimg.com/AmxnkUNCMAEMdXF.png

whatever website that is is way too big on enforcing the gender binary imo

http://i.imgur.com/if1qL.jpg

a awesome pony

First entry in the Yellow Pages "pony" section.

Guys I can't believe you're not crying about Derpy right now! HASBRO KILLED DERPY!

This is like when they turned the green ranger into the white ranger... its an outrage!

Cause in my mind Tommy Oliver was the the green ranger he smoked a lot of weed and just grooved around the streets of Angel City... but then he like skips out of town when he loses his powers and then comes back as White ranger? What does that mean? Did he move on to cocaine? Thats NAGL for a power ranger... And why does the WHITE ranger get the baddest ass mount and a knight sword and shit?!

ok I will stop derailing the brony thread now.

um the website that i work for has a kind of oddly strong contingent of bronies for whatever reason, like they have their own forum and little club on the site (we have some community functions that let you do that)...so yeah i don't really know what to make of it, but we've definitely laid down an edict for ppl to leave them alone and we never make fun of the whole thing, as weird as it is to me....and tbh they are unfailingly some of the nicest, most polite frequent commenter we have, and i interact with a few of them on twitter fairly regularly....and they are nice you know...so....

i don't know. it's totally weird to me but hey i guess we are all gonna die someday and whatever floats your boat.

the devil's greatest troll was convincing the world that he sincerely loved my little ponies

http://i.imgur.com/5U3pV.jpg

That costume is amazing. I want to hire that guy to walk around with me while I did totally mundane shit, like go grocery shopping.