Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...AppalachianKnight77 in reply to mary schmidt (Show the comment) 4 hours ago
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― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
siri... burden a restaurant employeeI FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY
― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link
the shackles of door delivery
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link
did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk
http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf
http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx
― scott seward, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link
https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 May 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
^ lol
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
Wait - you guys have never seen that before?
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link
It's a classic.
i'm way behind on my bieber studies
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168876_10150858782496840_573511839_10009019_1176226974_n.jpg
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
loooooooool
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
What?!
― "Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere." (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
"an early precursor"
haha
― goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
an "early precursor", as in "the first"
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
i though he was zinging the blackberry
sorry, i work with nerds. they do that.
― goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
I was
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
nerd!
― goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link
walked into it
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
zinging the blackberry
is that some sort of new term for RIM jobs?
― pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/3bb4d0511d423824fe8706f153b32dcf/112273%20-%20animated%20badum_tish%20drum_set%20pinkie_pie%20rimshot%20sting.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
blacker the berry, sweeter the RIM?
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/582282_350174645049409_382161801_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
^ the GOAT
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s320x320/536517_278273278938272_115224975243104_512020_30329631_n.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XP5ef.png
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link
it looks like four one way streets converging
― atlas arghed (brownie), Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iheOMq8UkN4
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 4 June 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link
Greek cats say "neow!"
― del griffith, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/dutch-artist-turns-dead-cat-remote-controlled-helicopter-dubbed-orvillecopter-article-1.1089478
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
Mostly lol? Mostly sad? Mostly o_O? I don't even know anymore.
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link
mostly posted on a bunch of threads already iirc
― way instain eyes (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
yeah it would be I guess
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NHGeSr3pFE
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB3PmDUGWFk
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urgWjaIbB1k
I'm not indie, that's not my music background.
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Bulgarian Tourist Chamber (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, June 7, 2012 9:21 AM
― shit_ebooks (am0n), Thursday, 7 June 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55j44eanO1qzcv7no1_500.jpg
― Je55e, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.whatacatch.net/images/logo.png
― goole, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538328_10151001839910600_384354471_n.jpg
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/6599/screenshot20120427at939.png
― pplains, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55j44eanO1qzcv7no2_500.png
― “Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ Danzig Clay
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
Danzrew Dance Clay
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
gr80: http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/videos/chinese-reporter-mistakes-male-masturbation-toy-as-rare-mushroom.html
― Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:39 (eleven years ago) link
The programme team apologizes that the reporter is too young to understand worldly affairs.
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
Apparently everyone else - the cameraperson, the crew, the editors, etc - was also too young to understand worldly affairs.
i recommend a team building masturbation toy field trip for the whole crew
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/21/artificial-vajayjay-mushroom-seller.php
― Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
lol, thank you so much for that unicorn. Amazing.
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 August 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link
Imagine your kid can’t talk yet and they’re already making fun of you pic.twitter.com/geDlwNQGy3— PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) September 15, 2022
― Spottie, Thursday, 15 September 2022 18:57 (one year ago) link
considering that swing, you might wanna move the baby a bit further away from the tee
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link
https://www.tiktok.com/@americanhighshorts/video/7188635164510162222?lang=en
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 06:24 (one year ago) link
This is killing me
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/144jb3r/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 9 June 2023 19:48 (ten months ago) link
wow….I’m not going to reveal where I work but… uh that hits way too close to home for me professionally. I’m going to assume that I’m just not getting what’s funny about spelling errors or people being concerned that they’re pregnant. Wow.
― brimstead, Friday, 9 June 2023 20:02 (ten months ago) link
Temperatures have passed 30C in London today, overwhelming some soldiers who took part in a military parade alongside Prince Williamhttps://t.co/McrUFliY2F pic.twitter.com/KAYXloNTvV— ITV News (@itvnews) June 10, 2023
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 June 2023 23:53 (ten months ago) link
The music makes that feel like a Monty Python skit
― jmm, Sunday, 11 June 2023 00:01 (ten months ago) link
not sure if this will be for everybody, but this killed me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuXGpUR7fXA
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 06:16 (ten months ago) link
Inarguable pic.twitter.com/N7MqUcxmSC— Miss Marjorie Regrets (@coffinsneeze) January 31, 2024
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:50 (two months ago) link
He's the very best of us all
― impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:58 (two months ago) link
Hell yes
― brimstead, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 17:11 (two months ago) link
lol what
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 20:25 (two months ago) link
If that motherfucker tried to start shit I would simply push the potato button
― frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2024 00:39 (two months ago) link
it ain't happening
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 February 2024 01:45 (two months ago) link
lol frog
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:27 (two months ago) link