Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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GET OUT OF HER!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymanPS6VAF4

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

GAGANESS IS NEVER NEXT TO GODLINESS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zeVo-tpok

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

OUR MASTER IS NOT THE MONSTER

???

shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

seriously better than the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9GTAIhksPcw#!

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, i meant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTAIhksPcw

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

3:30

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

Hey ZS.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

Went to the Avatar store today.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

Got you a little something.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

Hang on. Where did I put it.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

Oh.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

Here it is.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7162/screenshot20120522at744.png

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

hahahahha
YES

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link

Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...

AppalachianKnight77 in reply to mary schmidt (Show the comment) 4 hours ago

sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

siri... burden a restaurant employee
I FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

the shackles of door delivery

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk

http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf

http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx

scott seward, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 May 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

^ lol

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

Wait - you guys have never seen that before?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

It's a classic.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

i'm way behind on my bieber studies

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

loooooooool

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

What?!

"Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere." (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

"an early precursor"

haha

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

an "early precursor", as in "the first"

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

i though he was zinging the blackberry

sorry, i work with nerds. they do that.

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

I was

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

nerd!

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

walked into it

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

zinging the blackberry

is that some sort of new term for RIM jobs?

pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

blacker the berry, sweeter the RIM?

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

^ the GOAT

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:17 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/XP5ef.png

chris paul george hill (dayo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link

it looks like four one way streets converging

atlas arghed (brownie), Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iheOMq8UkN4

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 4 June 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

Greek cats say "neow!"

del griffith, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

Mostly lol? Mostly sad? Mostly o_O? I don't even know anymore.

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

mostly posted on a bunch of threads already iirc

way instain eyes (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it would be I guess

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

Respect to the true pioneers of the UK grime scene. pic.twitter.com/g3x4NAMvXw

— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) September 28, 2021

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:08 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

equal parts lol and O_o

love is love is love ❤️ https://t.co/dpSqMOAWgU

— giabuchi (@jaboukie) October 17, 2021

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 October 2021 19:07 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

pic.twitter.com/cbT6lc8E4x

— Bad Vaccine Takes (@BadVaccineTakes) November 21, 2021

silverfish, Monday, 22 November 2021 00:42 (two years ago) link

"It's def possible !"

silverfish, Monday, 22 November 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link

Now that's a Hot (Burrito) Take.

pplains, Monday, 22 November 2021 14:33 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

How The Grinch Stole Someone’s BBL Appointment pic.twitter.com/0I5ieqHVUQ

— Richard Nevels 🏁 (@Richie_l0c0) December 6, 2021

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/GnZ0491RuE

— Will (@iamwillb_) December 6, 2021

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 21:38 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JPGxefdbHc

goole, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 06:31 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

u have to LOVE to WORK pic.twitter.com/fv5bb5fJpQ

— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) March 9, 2022

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 10 March 2022 00:07 (two years ago) link

five months pass...

i'm literally the only one who posts anything to this graveyard of a thread anymore but i gotta put it somewhere

In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the “Magdeburg Unicorn”, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history. pic.twitter.com/rmV1vcB3LY

— Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) August 14, 2022

(grim) pump track (wales) (map), Monday, 15 August 2022 02:35 (one year ago) link

Lmao! That looks like a far side cartoon.

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Monday, 15 August 2022 05:45 (one year ago) link

it totally does lmao

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 August 2022 05:52 (one year ago) link

10/10 unicorns proven
also that Rick Astley pitch-bend makes it sound like Front 242 which is a very good thing

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 15 August 2022 07:08 (one year ago) link

lol, thank you so much for that unicorn. Amazing.

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 August 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Imagine your kid can’t talk yet and they’re already making fun of you

pic.twitter.com/geDlwNQGy3

— PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) September 15, 2022

Spottie, Thursday, 15 September 2022 18:57 (one year ago) link

considering that swing, you might wanna move the baby a bit further away from the tee

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link

five months pass...
three months pass...

wow….I’m not going to reveal where I work but… uh that hits way too close to home for me professionally. I’m going to assume that I’m just not getting what’s funny about spelling errors or people being concerned that they’re pregnant. Wow.

brimstead, Friday, 9 June 2023 20:02 (ten months ago) link

Temperatures have passed 30C in London today, overwhelming some soldiers who took part in a military parade alongside Prince Williamhttps://t.co/McrUFliY2F pic.twitter.com/KAYXloNTvV

— ITV News (@itvnews) June 10, 2023

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 June 2023 23:53 (ten months ago) link

The music makes that feel like a Monty Python skit

jmm, Sunday, 11 June 2023 00:01 (ten months ago) link

not sure if this will be for everybody, but this killed me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuXGpUR7fXA

budo jeru, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 06:16 (ten months ago) link

seven months pass...

Inarguable pic.twitter.com/N7MqUcxmSC

— Miss Marjorie Regrets (@coffinsneeze) January 31, 2024

mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:50 (two months ago) link

He's the very best of us all

impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:58 (two months ago) link

Hell yes

brimstead, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 17:11 (two months ago) link

lol what

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 20:25 (two months ago) link

If that motherfucker tried to start shit I would simply push the potato button

frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2024 00:39 (two months ago) link

it ain't happening

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 February 2024 01:45 (two months ago) link

lol frog

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:27 (two months ago) link


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