Movie soundtrack to include Kaizer Chiefs?
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:19 (eleven years ago) link
Louis XIV iirc
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
Ball gag with a skull and crossbones on it
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
Strap-on hook
Some of the most disturbing parrot sex in contemporary literature
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
A Red Room of T-PAIN, where they AutoTune the fuck out of you.
― Hare Kinsey (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
You beat me by 2 seconds, I was about to just post "Sex Parrot"
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
We need to get a Captain Morgan tie-in deal on this, too.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
50 men shit on a dead girl's chest, yo ho yo ho
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
Perfection.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
I kind of want to turn this into a Tallis thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9BnqgvHCNw
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link
Can someone explain to me, actually, the phenomenon of women posting about reading this book on facebook? You don't really see guys posting "Ready for a relaxing evening -- a sixer of Sierras in the fridge and Anal Sluts 3 in the DVD player, lol!"
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
and really, thank god for that
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
I know, i mean i'm assuming whoever posted upthread about seeing that sort thing on his fb feed was exaggerating, but still it sort of boggles my mind
― dell (del), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120501163509AAQHAVt
― shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
i mean, not mentioning reading it, but more the added comments about sex life with their husband
― dell (del), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
i guess it ties in to the mass popularity/acceptance thing
― 40oz of tears (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
I don't think it's exaggeration. I have seen TONS of people on Twitter mentioning that they're reading it. Like, every woman I know. (Although one of them tweeted the other day: "#FiftyShadesOfGrey I just finished it. Gotta say it did very little for me. What's up with all the women that go cuh-razy for it? #NotSoSexy.")
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
xp obvs
You can still read the original online but googling the title (posted upthread) + pdf. just fyi.
― gyac, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link
my stepmom brought it up at dinner the other night. and my dumbest coworker tried to convince us all to read it.
― toandos, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link
can anyone confirm or deny that the so-called tampon scene actually appears in the book? my belief in god depends on the answer, thx
― producer / dj / humanitarian (reddening), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
He sets a punishing rhythm – in, out, and he reaches around and finds my clitoris, massaging me… oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken.
50 Shades of Grey: The Quickening
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
are they having sex or making bread
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
Oh jeez.
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
I am lolling hard at "oh jeez"
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
oops, there goes my skirt down under my feet, oh jeez
^^^ lolz
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, jeez. Argh.
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
“That’s right, baby,” he rasps as he grinds into me
Hahaha are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? This woman is now a MULTI-MILLIONAIRE for this?
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
a few comments down on that thread:
Originally in the fic he threw [the tampon] on the floor. When fans got insanely grossed out, she changed it to the toilet.
i don't know what's worse, throwing a used tampon on the floor or actively reminding the reader that all the sexy action is happening next to a toilet.
― producer / dj / humanitarian (reddening), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
"oh jeez. oh gosh golly. oh... goodness! heavens to betsy!"
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
he raps as he grinds
― shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
it's just depressing i guess "the power of marketing". i've not read much airport bookstore kinda genre fiction but i get the idea that much of that stuff is at least very well-crafted
chapter in future version of "extraodinary popular delusions..." book: in 2012 tens of thousands of ppl convinced themselves that a poorly-written fanfiction novel was sexy
― dell (del), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
"I like big butts and I cannot lie," he raps as he grinds into me.
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
so basically the lead woman in this is a young Edie McClurg?
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
Or Eddie Murphy's Aunt Bunny.
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
I mean it can't ONLY be the power of marketing, otherwise it would be much easier to create runaway bestsellers like this, I'd think.
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
This author and her publisher just somehow, perhaps accidentally, found a way to package porn so that it's palatable to the average non-porn-consuming woman, and the timing was right. Maybe Mad Men opened the door for it a bit?
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
wait waht
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
Mad Men is lady porn?
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
Rich, powerful suit-wearing man will show you who's boss but not too much.
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
"well how do you like them apples!" i exclaim, as he grasps my underpants and tears them off my body
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
looool
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
Are you guys unfamiliar with romance novels? I opened up one of those harlequin paperbacks once and the first sentence I read was 'his penis was erect'. Pretty porny.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
"Whip me again!" I groan, "it's really kewl!"
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
"Now that's different!" I gasp, as he turns me around and pulls back my hips.
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
it was a dark and stormy genitals.
― shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
^^ thanking u
― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
That's the basic plot of almost every romance novel ever. I think 50 shades just has more kinky sex?
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link