tumblr rapper kitty pryde

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riff raff collabo by the end of next week

― J0rdan, Diddy (tpp), Friday, May 11, 2012 12:39 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

took a lil longer

idgi how u cant like this girl

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE JUST REALIZED ANYONE CAN LITERALLY GET MAD ABOUT ANYTHING THERE ARE AN INFINITE NUMBER OF REALLY ANGRY POSTS THAT PEOPLE CAN MAKE ON THE INTERNET

BOUTTA DRAW UP A MATHEMATICAL THEOREM OR SOMETHING
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VAMPIRE WEEKEND SENT ME A BEAT

HM
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DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERES AN ARTIFICIAL SWEETENING CHEMICAL IN SUGARFREE GUM THAT WILL GIVE YOU EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IF YOU CHEW WAY TOO MUCH AT A TIME??????????

I DIDNT BUT I DEFINITELY DO NOW
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THANK U FOR YOUR KIND ASK MSGS BUT
LISTEN MAN IF BEING “FAMOUS” MEANS YOU EXPECT ME TO STOP TALKING ABOUT MY UNFORTUNATE BOWEL ACTIVITIES PUBLICLY THEN LETS JUST FORGET ABOUT THE WHOLE THING

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERES AN ARTIFICIAL SWEETENING CHEMICAL IN SUGARFREE GUM THAT WILL GIVE YOU EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IF YOU CHEW WAY TOO MUCH AT A TIME??????????

I DIDNT BUT I DEFINITELY DO NOW

didn't some ilxor post about this recently? OUTED!

those are completely bland tweets

sorry

otm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzcksDgd4jM

so bad

i like the one with riff raff & the one where she says "kiss the ring pop" & what not

beautiful lou carries a lot of the weight tho... idk there's some decent rapping, but it definitely is music that people will spend a lot more time talking/writing about than actually listening to & i have little interest in that right now

You've heard the one with Riff Raff? Lucky feller.

Kitty Pryde kind of sounds like Paul Barman

has anyone brought up the fairly subtle ref to hamlet in 'okay cupid' ? im sure not cuz ppl would much rather write abt what she looks like, etc

idk dismissing it cuz other ppl are gonna write abt uninteresting aspects of it is kinda wack & boring echo chamber stuff

Can't believe a rap song I'm completely uninterested in referenced hamlet

What will Bo Burham do next?

cool opinion

Bridesmaids, Lena Dunham, Kitty Pryde

what a fantastic year it's been for funny white women.

johnny if you don't want to talk about how she looks i'd be happy to talk about her terrible flow, breath control, phrasing (which many have pointed out is exactly a worse ripoff of paul barman), cheap sounding & derivative production, sort of grating sense of "oh aren't i clever" when it's really not, or any number of other ways this fails as music :)

"sort of grating sense of "oh aren't i clever" "

don't hear this at all. think 'scabies' continues her run of pretty honest-to-goodness love song writing

anyway the previous round found a better place for discussion over at the singles jukebox blurbs than here http://www.thesinglesjukebox.com/?p=5492

i do think she's kinda clever

that said i'm sorta confused as to where the "songwriting" is on "scabies"

I would never ever ever purchase an album by Kitty Pryde but these tracks are mostly harmless and not nearly as annoying as I expected her to be

the subject matter does make me want to speed-dial Chris Hanson tho

'to catch a predator' joekz! i've never seen one of those on ilx b4.

'what are you following here'

lol @ Mordy getting indignant that someone referenced "To Catch a Predator" when talking about a girl rapping about how she's in junior high and likes to get drunk with dudes she meets on OKCupid

whose indignant? i'm just flattering you on your cutting edge references

mordy with ally & aj related PTSD

maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if ilx retired the paedo jokes for awhile. of course it works for 4chan so who am i to shut down a clearly very enjoyable trope

wtf is wrong with you

tbh, i'm currently covering an actual predator right now and i'm a little sensitive to ppl throwing around the implication for lulz. also scroll up bc i'm pretty sure the 'joke' has been made about a dozen times on this thread before. wtf is wrong with you?

mordy, all DJP did was note that the subject matter (a girl rapping about how she's in junior high and likes to get drunk with dudes she meets on OKCupid) made him want to e-mail chris hanson when you decided to get touchy

like, as far as ilx paedo jokes go, no one was really the butt of this one

can't listen to the song right now bc @ work, but if these are the song lyrics i'm pretty sure that's not the subject matter:
http://rapgenius.com/Kitty-pryde-give-me-scabies-lyrics

unless something in there is code for 'i'm in junior high'

There's nothing wrong with me. I listened to a song by a girl claiming she was 13 who liked to go online and hookup with dudes who could get her alcohol, which sounds exactly like the scenarios set up in the To Catch a Predator stings. I made reference to it because the subject matter made me uneasy and is one of the reasons why I'd probably never buy this. There wasn't an actual "joek" made there, just a reference that I assumed most people would understand.

If something is hitting too closely to home, you can always try saying, "that hits a little too closely to home" instead of trying to do a devastating sarcastic takedown that fails horribly and just makes you look like an ass for no particular reason.

xp: I'm talking about "Okay Cupid", Einstein

tbh, i think ilx goes back to that well an awful lot, and maybe you're not the worst offender, but it's pretty fucking gross

nb i don't know anything about the ok cupid song and i'll take your word for what it's about, but i've been reading the same fucking chris hanson joek on ilx since i got here

I've spent enough of my life being the proxy for all black people for idiots that I'm not going to spend even a second being the proxy for all people who made reference to "To Catch a Predator". Fuck off.

mordy is taking a bold stance against pop culture references & internet memes. as a board we should be grateful.

You wanna go off on me for making an offensive joke, save it for when I'm actually making an offensive joke; otherwise pick the right target.

Jackass.

I've spent enough of my life being the proxy for all black people for idiots that I'm not going to spend even a second being the proxy for all people who made reference to "To Catch a Predator". Fuck off.

wtf

first they came for keyboard cat, and i said nothing.

"the subject matter does make me want to speed-dial Chris Hanson tho" does it make u want to do that??? NUDGE NUDGE HA-HA-HA

clearly since you've got chris hanson on your speed dial you're not just a proxy for the catch a predator meme community, idk ur words give u away bro

guys, please. just have a seat.

subject matter does make me want to speed dial chris claremont

i'm def envisioning a lifetime movie where mordy -- dogged, ruthless journalist -- becomes affected by his work & teaches society a lesson, bettering a small slice of humanity in the process.

I'm just going to repeat this:

If something is hitting too closely to home, you can always try saying, "that hits a little too closely to home" instead of trying to do a devastating sarcastic takedown that fails horribly and just makes you look like an ass for no particular reason.

look, if catch a predator jokes are so much a part of ilx culture that it's blasphemy to suggest that they're a little stale (and maybe a little trivializing) in 2012, then i back off my comments

she sez shes 13 in the bieber song, not okay cupid

site:ilxor.com "chris hansen"
About 1,840 results (0.27 seconds)

site:ilxor.com "catch a predator"
About 8,170 results (0.30 seconds)

she sez shes 13 in the bieber song, not okay cupid

I'm the impact of listening to all three of those songs in quick succession together.

oops

I'm eliding