UK Watercooler 32: Fall Into The Meaning Gap

My cats sometimes lie on our laptop, which isn't very good as it's a piece of shit Dell that's prone to overheating at least 5 times a week.

Sorry, I'm lost in reading about DARK MATTERS and GIANT COSMIC VOIDS!!!

A giant gaping hole in the universe, how great is that?

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/08/070823164846.htm

Are cats just better/more popular than science?

:-(

Harmonia are playing Glasgow in July. and supposedly Cluster will be playing later in the year too.

It'll be Kluster next

Then Lilienthal

Are you coming up for it?

They're playing here first, of course, these provincials *sigh*

Your ma might wanna go

Well they did that big announcement - but the details are still cloudy. The biggest division of our company is being sold off - but for the immediate future, the new owners have signed a services contract with the rest of the company. So, my job carries on as before, except that I might be called upon to be exceptionally anal about which office I am doing jobs for at any particular moment. For now, at any rate.

So no change then?

Well, at least your position is safe.

That's the main thing. Were you worried FP?

I was a bit worried - we knew a sale was ongoing, but not the details. This does mean that if there's a risk of me losing my job, I should get at least 3 months notice of it.

And a whopping great redundancy payment?

Get that in writing!

Sigh. Turns out my boss is actually in today, but shows no sign that he is ever going to meet with me. What should I do? remind him? Or would that be hassling him?

If it's been all day and you've not spoken to him, remind him!

I have only got 45 minutes left in this dump. I'm not going to risk it.

He has gone now. Tomorrow, I will remind him. I am seriously counting down the days until this assignment ends.

Come on, mood, shift shift back to good again.

This strange gig I'm playing on Monday gets less and less organised and more and more strange. I wonder, at this point, if it will actually happen at all.

When is the Diamanda Galas gig? I wonder if I would like her.

I'm supposed to go tonight. I have no idea, I can't tell what you'd like at all.

Today looks to be even more shit than the rest of the week - forgot to buy a travelcard this morning. I'd been intending to get a daily one for today and not buy another one until next Tuesday, to save money - but then got stung at St. Pancras and if you don't just renew the weekly one, they whack a fine on you which works out to more than a weekly travelcard would cost. :-(

Oh, good old Carruthers, he always makes me laugh.

What has he done now?

We have been arguing about the giant hole in space.

Oh, I have a headache and tea has not made it go away.

As predicted in Quark Strangeness and charm.

Mr. Carruthers has all three in abundance. Ha ha.

When are you off for Eostre?

tomorrow, afternoon.

Dear Customer,

We thought that you might like to know that PETE DOHERTY has been confirmed as support for THE SONICS date at The Forum in London this Sunday:

LONDON The Forum - Sun 23 March 2008

Damn, can I swap my Friday ticket for a Sunday one?

Surely you mean can I swap my Sunday ticket for a Friday one?

I daresay there's proba a few Sonics fans wanting to swap for a support band that's anyone but PETE DOHERTY in capitals. Looks like a solo gig.

Well, yes. Oh never mind.

Yes, I'd pay to avoid Doherty.

This headache is getting worse. I might have to go to Boots and get some aspirin or something.

Have a good time in France. Be sure to bring back some good cheeeese.

Come on, mood, shift shift back to good again. Come on, be a friend.

When are you off for Eostre?

The :zoviet*france: album? I've got that!

No, no, the bastardised pagan fertility Equinox festival thinly dressed up as a Christian holiday, which is responsible for our 4-day weekend coming up, oh, tomorrow! Hurrah!

Morning!

when I saw Doherty, as part of Babyshambles at the Primavera Sound Festival in 2006, he was not late, not outrageous, not really good or bad - just, well, boring. And that was the day after the "tourniquet on Easyjet" incident. But one of my friends had the nous to break the tedium by suggesting "Let's go and see what's going on on the other stage?" and because of that, we were introduced to the fun and entertaining I'm from Barcelona.

But, anyway, surely the good Colonel can just spend longer in TEH PUB beforehand???

I joined freecycle yesterday! It's great! I've already unloaded my un-used computer desk on casters to a middle-aged Chinese molecular medicine expert, and that was just after Johnny B turned up to collect my beanbag lounger (it was fun squeezing it into the back of his housemate's car, I just hope he was able to get it out again).

Freecycle means I get to read emails like THIS:

Hi there,
I am offering a supply of fresh natural manure from my 2 lovely horses.
The paddock is just outside of didcot but i cannot deliver it. If
interested please email me!
Thanks
Amy

There's a Monty Python sketch about that

lol I'm going on Friday so I don't need to avoid Doherty! TBH I have no idea who the support is on Friday. It's being put on by some mod festival weekend thingy.

I saw I'm From Barcelona last year (missus is a big fan) they were loads of fun, chucking balloons around and stuff. It was all horribly twee of course :)

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must...read...posts...properly.

I overslept today! well, either I slept through the alarm or I turned the alarm off and went back to sleep. I have no idea which! This is of course in no way related to the fact that I broke my alcohol fast with krupnik (Polish honey liqueur) and Polish cherry flavoured vodka while listening to the Dukes of Stratsphear and Los Camposinos. I have prolly misspelt the names of both those bands.

I am waiting for Kate to get back so I can ask her what her favourite track is on Chips from the Chocolate Fireball. Mine is What in the World at the moment but it keeps changing!

Um, back from what? I'm reading, I just don't have much to say.

I like the whole of the first EP - it's just all wonderful. 25 O'Clock, Your Gold Dress, all of it!

Mine's 'Vanishing Girl' or the one that sounds like The Byrds 'So You Want To Be A Rock And Roll Star'. Somewhere there was a thread in which people speculated which 60's band each track was most like. Or did I imagine such a thread?

no Dr C it really existed.

I am being interviewed for a THIRD time for that job tonight. Well, the agency said "they've got a couple more questions for you" but that's a couple in the "down the pub for a couple of pints" sense I'm sure.

On the phone from New York again at 7 o'clock!

I don't know anyone who's been for a third interview that wasn't offered the job.

More evidence that I'm a bad person - I'm unemployable.

One of my colleagues has just handed in her notice cos she's got a job at Microsoft - she had EIGHT interviews (3 over the phone, but still, wtf)

That doesn't invalidate my assertion. She does have the job.

"Well you're a good man Albert Brown
And you was wounded in the war
And though you shot some people down
You're still a good man Albert Brown!"