― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link
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― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 January 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 January 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 January 2005 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 24 January 2005 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 24 January 2005 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link
Okay, okay, I'm done. It's, uh, dinner time.
― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 24 January 2005 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 23:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link
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Even le douche de Lysol is more appealingFor real, HOW APPALLING IS THAT????THE SCALDINGThe itching the burningTry CruexBut hey, no baby.No circulationNo orgasmsNot much of anythingBut a clean clean pissHAHAHAHAHA"Ah! I give my urine to the world!""And I've never felt fresher!""...LYSOL DOUCHE. Your shit may stink, but your pee is free."It'd have to be a very pink commercialWith unusual sound effectsPEEEEOOOOMaybe an alternate model for kiddie TV shows. Two bunnies in a field."Mommy, do you ever have a problem, you know, PEEING FRESH?""Yes dear.""What do you do?""What ALL the good bunnies do...""...LYSOL DOUCHE. If a fucking bunny can use it, WHY NOT YOU, ASSHOLE?"10:05 PMHAHAHAHAI like the idea that all the fluffy commercials end with threats of death*scene, beachOh mybeach *A mother and daughter walk through the tide."Mom, do you ever have a problem...""Bitch, you keep asking me this.""MOOOOM!""Here, use this.""AUUUGH!""...LYSOL DOUCHE. Stop pissing off your mom, you moron.""Serves you right, you gullible slut."I'm dying here.*scene, school hall *JENNY: "Well, did you HEAR about the cheerleader?"MUFFY: "What?"JENNY: "She fucked the WHOLE football team."MUFFY: "Gross!"JENNY: "But she used Lysol Douche for the water sports!""...LYSOL DOUCHE. Come on, you stupid ho-bag, get with it."ANDREA: *worried* Um, did she fuck the football team BEFORE last Thursday or after?ALL: "Hahahahaha!" *twinkly music*28 daysThrough the thrush;Time to cleanThat uterus!LYSOL DOUCHEIt's so happy!_Buffy the Douche User_HAHAHAHA*doodle doodle dee*"BUFFY! The vampires are coming!""I'LL DOUCHE THEM!"Lysol product placementThe idea of SMG doing a spinning kick split onto a douche is dancing through my head."Buffy, why are you always huffing Lysol?"Hahahaha10:10 PMA BEAUTIFUL image, sir"And now the gynamstics team will do their floor exercise.""Huuuuurrrr...*GRUNT*"*audience flees*HAHAHAHAHAAnd now the 'power lunch'*doodle doodle dee*CLARA: "Well, I got the Johnson contract."MARA: "Well, I got a Johnson."*embarrassed silence*MARA: "...but I had my Lysol!"*sparkling laughter*"...LYSOL DOUCHE. Stop just eating salad, you anorexic fleabags."HAHAHAHAHA*at a funeral*DORIS: "So sad to see Mary end this way."ANNA: "Don't worry Doris. She left us ALL her Lysol in her will."DORIS: "Hurrah! Just what I need before my next hot flash!""...LYSOL DOUCHE. Huh-huh huh-huh, you're old."OMG you are killing meI have to say these are beautiful imagesLet's see, what next*on a camping trip*LISA: "Well, I brought the Off!"JOHN: "I'd rather get it on."LISA: "Oh, Fred!"JOHN: "Fred?"LISA: "Oh, sorry...uh, want me to give you a douche?"10:15 PMJOHN: "JESUS CHRIST!"HAHAHAHA"...LYSOL DOUCHE. You think you know someone..."LYSOL DOUCHE: Take it like a man!You spineless worm!*at a diner*WAITRESS: "And what'll y'all have?"BOB: "The fried eggs."JUNIOR: "The HAPPY meal!"PATSY: "Oh my god, I need a douche!"WAITRESS: "Got the Lysol RIGHT HERE!"ALL: "Yay!"WAITRESS: "You want ketchup with that?""...LYSOL DOUCHE. Just don't order the omelette."*On a train*AGENT 1: Do you have the documents?AGENT 2: No, but I do have the clap.AGENT 1: You fucking whore.*dying*LYSOL DOUCHE: Um, what was I talking about again?GHAHAALovelyOkay here:*big sci-fi movie tie in*VIN DIESEL walks over the wastelandVOICE: "RIDDDDDDDICCKKKKKKK!"VIN: "I've made my choice. I'LL HAVE THE LYSOL!"JUDI DENCH: "WELL, Riddick..."VIN: You aren't afraid of a douche are you.THANDIE NEWTON: "Only the best."EVERYONE ELSE: "RIDDDICKKK'S DOOOOUCHE!THANDIE NEWTON'S BREASTS: Ole!"...LYSOL DOUCHE. Blast off when you blast off."*on Arrakis*10:20 PMPAUL: "So how do I summon the worm?"STILGAR: "Take this can of Ly-Sol."PAUL: "The hell?"STILGAR: "And put it in your pants."PAUL: "Um."STING: "I WILL DOUCHE YOU!"HAHAHA"...LYSOL DOUCHE. Fucking English teabag punk."*on the Red Dwarf*RIMMER: Lister, what the smeg is that?LISTER: That, Lister, is your standard issue Lysol Douche.DAN: Oh shit, I completely fucked upLYSOL DOUCHE: Wow I'm tiredHahahaha*On the Death Star*DARTH: "You should not have come back."OBI: "If you strike me down, I will douche your goddamn ass so bad."DARTH: "THE CIRCLE IS NOW COMPLETE!""...LYSOL DOUCHE. No, those aren't your wangs."*In a Manhattan apartment*MONICA: Rachel, have you seen my handbag?RACHEL: Didn't PHoebe take it into the bathroom?MONICA: PHOEBE???PHOEBE: WHEW Monica, that douche is something else!10:25 PMHahahaha!MONICA: PHOEBE THAT WAS MY LAST ONE! Oh my God, what am I gonna do?JOEY: I've got an idea...LYSOL DOUCHE: I'll be there for you after you hit it with a boatload of crusty sailors.HAHAHAHA Lovely, very lovely. Let's see, I've got one:*backstage at the Motley Crue show*VINCE: "Fucking fuck, that fucking fuckslut put crabs on my balls!"MICK: "Spread those asscheeks wide, son."VINCE: "WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!"NIKKI: "REPAIR ON THE ROAD!""...LYSOL DOUCHE. Why do you transvestites not take precautions?"HahaI am totally saving hisYes, pleaseI will too. There is beautiful wrong here.It didn't work at all, but the Red Dwarf one is sending me into hysterics.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 February 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2005 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 12 February 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link
Creative reinterpretation surely has a place.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 12 February 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link
or maybe you do.
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 13 February 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 May 2005 14:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 May 2005 14:33 (nineteen years ago) link
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― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 May 2005 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link
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― The Ghost of Fun With Homophones (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 May 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 September 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link
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― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 29 September 2005 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of (sorry) (Dan Perry), Thursday, 29 September 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link
LYSOL DOUCHE~!
― Slumpman (Slump Man), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Slumpman (Slump Man), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link
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