The Australian Zeitgeist Tracking Thread

victoria parkroyal is catching up iirc

I wonder if there'll ever be a Bollingerclava.

north(fur)cote

haw!

moët & chandoncaster shoppingtown

"rich"mond

cremornouveauxriches

money to burn-ley

couldn't come up with anything for preston

(geddit??)

no

maybe i should have said reservoir

so they're going to rename south australia

iState 2.0

west victoria

greater horsham

mildura heights

That Craig Thompson D: face on the Age website is giving me the irrits.

http://kissingmatters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dawson-crying.jpeg

THOMPSON SPEAKS: "i always thought jen was hotter"

INNOCENT SCHAPELLE IS COMING HOME!!!!!!!! #INNOCENT

good ol' chappers

get a pommie juice company onto INNOCENT SCHAPELLE SMOOTHIES imo

"energy" drinx

maybe she'll sneak her luggage back into the country inside a giant fuccn bag of weed

loool

irl loool

Punmeisters are out in force today at t'Age:

"Kafkiasque sitcom ends in bloodshed" (can you just imagine the thought process? "oh his name is Kafkias! ... thats almost the same! *crams into headline*)
"not at all Chappy with third rate strip" (chapel st sux, news at 11)

Oh and "A Pyne in the Rear". Missed that one.

waiting for 'schapellease let me go home'

"not at all Chappy with third rate strip"

lol, seems you missed the photo caption

Oh no i saw that as well.

"A Pyne in the Rear"

it's funny because [REDACTED]

lol that guy is going to die an absolute death when the libs are in government, people like that always do. i for one can't wait

he didn't even cook a meal during his 'kitchen cabinet' appearance, just got amanda fucking vanstone to do it for him

my parents like christopher pyne

maybe she'll sneak her luggage back into the country inside a giant fuccn bag of weed

― bull pillman (haitch), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 20:49 (Yesterday)

loool

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:03 (Yesterday)

irl loool

― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:39 (Yesterday)

just thought of this and snickered at my desk again

labour responsible for rain, or something

(smdh @ age commenters)

agde @ smh commenters

fuck coalition zombies are pissing me off atm

labor shills are bad enough but at least they criticise their own and/or stfu occasionally

sweden: tappin dat assange

ÀLSO: abbott oven mitt gets the runs

http://i.imgur.com/yZJs8.gif

Lollll! Man, I only found out about this this evening. Hilarious. Doing an actual fuckin runner? Way to make yrself look childish.

Actually also, I read an article about WHY this all happened and quite frankly I had no idea wtf was going on. I dont think I understand this pair thing and this crossing the floor stuff, and I imagine most people wouldnt - would what Abbott did (esp lying about it afterwards) be enough anyway to make him look like a bit of a dickhead?

(itt trayce reveals how much of a dumbarse she is about politics news at 11 etc)

it's like when, say, your coalition zombie father spends all 65 of his years bagging everything labor has ever done, and one day he champions a labor policy by accident, and when you tell him he just big-upped labor he FREEZES ON THE SPOT for seriously 20 seconds because he is not mentally equipped to handle the breach in his hull

that is basically what happened today, except thomson used a ~strategy~

whatever you may or may not think of thomson and his alleged transgressions, that was some epic trolling

*WACKITY SAX*

"omg DID U KNO there is a "Darkweb" and it cant be seen on the normal intrenets and it contains PRON and GUNZ and CRIMINALZ and NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT IT OMG!"

...uh hi, theAge, welcome to 20 years ago, ever heard of VPN?

filler for the strike-breaker edition