there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

Aquatic Life Aquatic

no fooling though, aquatic mister fox is funniest

Especially the part where he drowned five minutes into the film.

no, that was the hottest part

10.0

he couldnt deliver a show his bosses were satisfied with?

like idk i had this whole sarcastic thing about how rare it is in hollywood to find a verbally abusive writer with a drinking problem and an inflated sense of their own importance or w/e but harmon fought publicly with the shows biggest star and 'privately' with other writers/producers delivered shows late had problems managing budget/time seemed to actively delight in not compromising w/the studio blah blah blah

― Lamp, Saturday, 19 May 2012 16:45 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the dude calls his blog dan harmon poops... what a visionary

― Lamp, Saturday, 19 May 2012 16:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah but your blog is called Lampfelches

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 19 May 2012 16:47 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Re: Erica Jong's discussion of 40 Shades Of Grey's implausibility and poor use of coital exclamations:

“Argh,” she says, losing her virginity.

this is hilarious

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 9:08 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love that she says "argh" like she's Cathy.

― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 9:08 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Ack!" she says, losing her virginity as she crams chocolates into her mouth.

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 9:10 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wait, is "'Argh' she says, losing her virginity" really a line in 40 Shades?

Yes, and I think it's 50 shades

I believe that's Jong's summation of that particular passage, but I believe the dialogue was translated faithfully.

I totally forgot about ten of the shades. My bad.

this killed me:

maybe she's a pirate?

― remy bean, Tuesday, May 22, 2012 10:08 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think it's 50 shades

Shade inflation's terrible, n'est-ce pas?

There must be...fifty shades to lose your virginity.

I think I was getting mixed up and conflating 50 Shades Freed with 40oz to Freedom

50 Shades of ambiguity

Just let out an "Ack!", Jack
Utter an "Oy!", Roy
Blurt out a "Yikes!", Mike
Then forcibly put your wang in her pooper

omg dying

Hall of Fame right there.

omg

bwaahaha

well, it's as good as anything Jong's ever written

woooooow :D

i get super annoyed by the "fantasy land = generic UK at some unspecified point in non-history" cliche
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer)

OTMFM. Just once I'd like a fantasy land where everyone speaks in thick Bronx accents

― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ay, look at dem fuckin dragons

― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wintuh's comin'

― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:31 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Yondah lies the castle of my faddah..."

"Kiss ya motha with that mouth? Oh wait, nevermind"

would read

xxp "It's perfectly feasible to ride on a horse from Dover to Sherwood in less than half a day, old bean!"

i seem to remember they did that in Kings...

i wish baz lurhmann nothing but ill

like his-children's-children-will-also-be-cursed ill

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:22 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there are no third acts in baz lurhmann films

― lag∞n, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:25 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

great going, gatsby

― buzza, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:27 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so we beat them, Baz Lurhmann's children, borne back ceaselessly into nothingness

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:35 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

I left halfway through Rushmore back in 1998, but thought the badger movie was pretty fun.

― how's life, Tuesday, May 22, 2012 10:18 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there it is, the perfect post

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 10:18 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha ha

if this turns out to be a "debunking" of scientology i'll eat my shoe

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:38 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well he already debunked porn, oil and frogs, it was just a matter of time before he found the next target of his michael moore-style takedowns

― some dude, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 2:39 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol, funny to read a funny follow-up to one of my posts here before i see it in the OT

ps megalolz at someone voting in a genre he explicitly doesn't care for dismissing one of the genre's acknowledged classics as "a silly little horror film."

― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 10:04 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You'd think that people would have had enough of silly horror films. But I look around me and see that it isn't so.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, May 23, 2012 10:12 PM (5 minutes ago)

/I think I've told this story before but my college roommate has a super obsessive mother who rented Eraserhead one weekend and made the entire family watch it 10 times in quick succession. She also painted Disintegration-inspired murals all over their bathroom after my roommate brought home copies of my Cure albums.

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, May 23, 2012 4:24 PM (22 minutes ago)/

one question, were you roommates with buff or max?

diamanda ram dass (Edward III)
Posted: May 23, 2012 2:53:35 PM

i just got an email from sarah jessica parker!!!

― goole, Friday, 18 May 2012 17:00 (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Are you selling oats?

― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:42 (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nice

ha!

lol

An ex co-worker was really into SJP, to the point of having her picture as his desktop wallpaper on his work computer. One day he was like "So, what do you think about SJP? Don't you think she's hot?" and I was "no way, she looks like a horse!"

I still don't believe I had this IRL conversation, but it happened:

I was talking to a girl I didn't know about "Friends". Basically, that I thought it cool that this comedy series was such a big hit even though all of the main people in it were basically unsympathetic characters really.
At which point she said "You know, a lot of my friends say I'm like Rachael. What do you think?"
I said "um, .. yeah I can see that!"

ah wrong thread..

Sarah Jessica Parker's face looks like a horse's.

HILARIOUS

A novel and witty observation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Sarah Jessica Parker, why the long face?"

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I heard they ran the Preakness last weekend. Surprisingly, Sarah Jessica Parker did not win the race.

"No, I don't think you understand. Sarah Jessica Parker is the famous actress married to Matthew Broderick and her face looks like that of a horse's."