o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

holy fuck :(

http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981344043

Renee Nal May 20, 2012, 3:18am EDT
Thanks Heather. Yes, I think it is time we evolve past this practice.

Nation Refuses To Read Headline Beyond Words '4-Year-Old Girl Forced To'

^^ me on this thread.

http://www.sirpepsi.com/pepsi10.htm

Below is the article that appeared in the Chicago Reader, it was published May 31, 2002. The following weekend my wife and I were in Chicago at The Briar Street theater to see Blue Man Group and they had already picked up a copy of the paper. It was "Autographed" by all three performers of "BLUE MAN GROUP"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=671tCjePT3w

marcos are you crazy?!?

2,500 facebook likes?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJG1MNIh0Lw

Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face

Surprised to hear bad LSD is being blamed.

truly X_x

Fucking fuck

Is that some sort of Florida "Stand Down, Then Eat Their Face" law that's also new?

Just caught my kid watching this fucked up mess. THANKS BOB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf_mYUTssro

Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face

Surprised to hear bad LSD is being blamed.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, May 28, 2012 6:58 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

holy actual moly

I think, at the very least, the poor judgment displayed by in first making and then posting that video on the internet for public consumption should earn Bob some regular visits from child protective services.

So the man whose face was eaten was apparently a random homeless man who'd been asleep before the attack. SO HORRIBLE.

did he wake up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd-A-iiPoLg

for "eyes wide open" natch

Surprised to hear bad LSD is being blamed.

the CBS miami reports are weird in that regard. "bath salts" (MDPV) are apparently being blamed. bath salts /= LSD, though the article and its sources treat the terms as interchangeable.

Having watched videos of people tweaked out of their minds on bath salts, I'm not the slightest bit surprised to discover that they played a role in this batshittery. I wish I were equally unsurprised about the shitty and inaccurate reportage.

bath salts are quite the GIS iirc

haha well maybe "bath salts dead"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAmr60UJvIU

Sleep??

http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/japanese-chef-serves-own-genitals-for-dinner

okay those three warnings saved my life, basically

Re: zombie face eating guy, "It's one of the most gruesome things I've ever seen in my life in person," witness Larry Vega told WSVN.

"One of"?!? What nightmare world does Larry Vega inhabit??? "Yeah, it was...top five maybe? At least top ten."

maybe he was at that japanese restaurant.

gonna say i scrolled past the warnings on that URL to the top of the picture of a blood soaked sous vide bag and then thought better of it. Feeling good about that self control.

I looked at the whole thing, including the carving table, while eating a chicken gyro.

Now there are pics of Mr.Faceless circulating. I thought Gawker would have the sense to hide them behind a separate link, but nope. Cannot be unseen...

ugh

I'm seriously pissed at Gawker now. I wanted to read the story but I had no desire to ever ever see that.

fucking gawker

uh i'm looking at the gawker front page right now and it clearly says grody ass images after the jump. do not jump!

did they push them out via rss or something?

max, I stopped short of blaming you because I didn't know how much control you had over that particular decision. But, seriously, dude.

I clicked the link from the mobile blog version of the site. Shit's blurred on the picture next to the link.

Whatever. Anyway, just basically saying I wish I hadn't seen it.

looks like there were still (trimmed) hairs on that sac. don't have much faith in this chef, tbh.

Demand a refund

so this is the stuff I'll need to avoid for the future huh

The balls really weren't that bad.

Where are the face pics. I wanna see.

*cuts and pastes above post to fourteen different meta threads*

Gawker, E!

x-post You should see the look I'm giving you right now.