is kobels cooked

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prescient poll

am0n, Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

"don't count me out"

- kobe bryant's ego

― frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:35 PM

lol

am0n, Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

otm, whole thread otm

Sonic adobes of stultifying hipsterdom (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

i've been thinking about this recently - over the course of a long season, on a per-minute basis, he's not a top 10 player anymore. but at his peak, he's still a top 7ish player - he's capable of taking over a game, or stringing together 30 point games, like few other players. but he balances those out with his 7-23 nights. it's never as evident as in the playoffs, where he'll will himself into high-volume outputs, whether it helps or hurts the team

twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Monday, 21 May 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY8SHCn_s3Q

乒乓, Friday, 23 August 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link

i don't think those are his hands. you never see the camera do a single take from his hands to kobe.

乒乓, Friday, 23 August 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link

Despite its fame, the Moonlight Sonata is often considered a piece for intermediate piano students. It is actually pretty simple in its technical demands. Playing it well mostly consists of playing it with nuance and style.

Aimless, Sunday, 25 August 2013 00:24 (ten years ago) link

Rachmaninoff or gtfo Kob3ls

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 25 August 2013 08:06 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-KgF_2Dqwo

, Monday, 22 December 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link

Can't ever remember seeing the playground reach ever working in the NBA

, Monday, 22 December 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link

and i think he'll have the sense to retire before the inevitable ugly decline too

― Clay, Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:24 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YEAH RIGHT

― frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:25 PM (3 years ago)

k3vin k., Tuesday, 23 December 2014 04:48 (nine years ago) link

ha

Clay, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 04:51 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 04:55 (nine years ago) link

so much wiser lo these many years later

Clay, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 05:05 (nine years ago) link

CHICAGO -- Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant will not play against the Chicago Bulls in a nationally-televised matchup here Thursday night.

The 36-year-old Bryant will sit out to rest for the second straight game, Lakers coach Byron Scott announced before the game.

When asked if there was any particular injury hampering Bryant he said, "Old age."

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 26 December 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link

I just hope at some point he says "the bean is cooked"

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 26 December 2014 03:20 (nine years ago) link

bean tearing us apart http://deadspin.com/twitter-user-makes-35-minute-drive-to-fight-kobe-hater-1675230267

lag∞n, Friday, 26 December 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link

Hahaha was following that yesterday

resting waterface (m bison), Friday, 26 December 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link

this would make a great start to one of those chappelle show "when keeping it real goes wrong" sketches

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 26 December 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link

do we have any clarity on whether the fight actually went down?

bandwagon mavs fan because rondo (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 27 December 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link

from the tweets it seemed like one party was actually out of state and thus the fight did not proceed

pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 27 December 2014 00:33 (nine years ago) link

wonder if the kobels defender dude is waiting outside the city limits for his enemy to return from holiday vacation, doing exercises in his back seat, getting ready to fight

nah jk that's only the case if MyTweetsRealAF is actually a kobe sock

bandwagon mavs fan because rondo (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 27 December 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link

Slow yr roll slothro p

, Monday, 29 December 2014 02:58 (nine years ago) link

yea what was i thinking posting an amusing link on a message board ty for the heat check dayo

what are you a jelly k fan now or something (slothroprhymes), Monday, 29 December 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link

dayo i freed you in the main thread because actual current hall of famer danny green had a good game and the spurs won a close game against an nba team and that means im not mad at you for being a doodoohead at me

resting waterface (m bison), Monday, 29 December 2014 03:23 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 29 December 2014 03:30 (nine years ago) link

finally there is peace in this land, praise

Clay, Monday, 29 December 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link

If you pull this bullshit again I'm gonna cut you

, Monday, 29 December 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link

assertive 龜

pursuit of happiness (art), Monday, 29 December 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

Strange But True: Kobe Bryant STILL leads the Lakers in FG attempts this season (713) despite playing only 35 games.

, Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:27 (nine years ago) link

ha wow

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link

eight months pass...

the bean is cooked

Clay, Monday, 30 November 2015 08:00 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVCW7PSUEAArrch.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 30 November 2015 08:02 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BD6i9Ahn_vy/ pre-cooked

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 7 April 2016 22:00 (eight years ago) link

and i think he'll have the sense to retire before the inevitable ugly decline too

― Clay, Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:24 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

YEAH RIGHT

― frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:25 PM (3 years ago)

never forget

k3vin k., Saturday, 9 April 2016 16:10 (eight years ago) link

Haha

Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Saturday, 9 April 2016 16:17 (eight years ago) link

lol

Clay, Saturday, 9 April 2016 17:28 (eight years ago) link

shared a nice laugh w a dude @ the gym today when the sportscenter kobels career recap piece got to the shaq 'kobe tell me how my ass taste' part

johnny crunch, Saturday, 9 April 2016 18:05 (eight years ago) link

Ha that was a good shaq moment tbh

Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Saturday, 9 April 2016 18:40 (eight years ago) link

https://streamable.com/ri1u

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link

well done

Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

http://www.espn.co.uk/nba/story/_/id/15186931/last-true-days-kobe-bryant

kind crazy

, Monday, 25 April 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

crazy kobe has been around since forever. he positively scared all his teammates (except shaq).

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 25 April 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link


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