prescient poll
― am0n, Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
"don't count me out"
- kobe bryant's ego
― frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:35 PM
lol
― am0n, Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
otm, whole thread otm
― Sonic adobes of stultifying hipsterdom (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 17 May 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
i've been thinking about this recently - over the course of a long season, on a per-minute basis, he's not a top 10 player anymore. but at his peak, he's still a top 7ish player - he's capable of taking over a game, or stringing together 30 point games, like few other players. but he balances those out with his 7-23 nights. it's never as evident as in the playoffs, where he'll will himself into high-volume outputs, whether it helps or hurts the team
― twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Monday, 21 May 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY8SHCn_s3Q
― 乒乓, Friday, 23 August 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link
i don't think those are his hands. you never see the camera do a single take from his hands to kobe.
https://twitter.com/kobebryant/status/293719398273912833/photo/1
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 24 August 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link
Despite its fame, the Moonlight Sonata is often considered a piece for intermediate piano students. It is actually pretty simple in its technical demands. Playing it well mostly consists of playing it with nuance and style.
― Aimless, Sunday, 25 August 2013 00:24 (ten years ago) link
Rachmaninoff or gtfo Kob3ls
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 25 August 2013 08:06 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-KgF_2Dqwo
― 龜, Monday, 22 December 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link
Can't ever remember seeing the playground reach ever working in the NBA
― 龜, Monday, 22 December 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link
and i think he'll have the sense to retire before the inevitable ugly decline too
― Clay, Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:24 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
YEAH RIGHT
― frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:25 PM (3 years ago)
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 23 December 2014 04:48 (nine years ago) link
ha
― Clay, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 04:51 (nine years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 04:55 (nine years ago) link
so much wiser lo these many years later
― Clay, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 05:05 (nine years ago) link
CHICAGO -- Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant will not play against the Chicago Bulls in a nationally-televised matchup here Thursday night.
The 36-year-old Bryant will sit out to rest for the second straight game, Lakers coach Byron Scott announced before the game.
When asked if there was any particular injury hampering Bryant he said, "Old age."
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 26 December 2014 00:18 (nine years ago) link
I just hope at some point he says "the bean is cooked"
― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 26 December 2014 03:20 (nine years ago) link
bean tearing us apart http://deadspin.com/twitter-user-makes-35-minute-drive-to-fight-kobe-hater-1675230267
― lag∞n, Friday, 26 December 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link
Hahaha was following that yesterday
― resting waterface (m bison), Friday, 26 December 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link
this would make a great start to one of those chappelle show "when keeping it real goes wrong" sketches
― pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 26 December 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link
do we have any clarity on whether the fight actually went down?
― bandwagon mavs fan because rondo (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 27 December 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link
from the tweets it seemed like one party was actually out of state and thus the fight did not proceed
― pursuit of happiness (art), Saturday, 27 December 2014 00:33 (nine years ago) link
wonder if the kobels defender dude is waiting outside the city limits for his enemy to return from holiday vacation, doing exercises in his back seat, getting ready to fight
nah jk that's only the case if MyTweetsRealAF is actually a kobe sock
― bandwagon mavs fan because rondo (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 27 December 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link
OMG HE MADE A DISS TRACK http://deadspin.com/mr-mytweetsrealaf-has-recorded-an-anti-snottiedrippe-1675901065
― what are you a jelly k fan now or something (slothroprhymes), Monday, 29 December 2014 02:51 (nine years ago) link
Slow yr roll slothro p
― 龜, Monday, 29 December 2014 02:58 (nine years ago) link
yea what was i thinking posting an amusing link on a message board ty for the heat check dayo
― what are you a jelly k fan now or something (slothroprhymes), Monday, 29 December 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link
dayo i freed you in the main thread because actual current hall of famer danny green had a good game and the spurs won a close game against an nba team and that means im not mad at you for being a doodoohead at me
― resting waterface (m bison), Monday, 29 December 2014 03:23 (nine years ago) link
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 December 2014 03:30 (nine years ago) link
finally there is peace in this land, praise
― Clay, Monday, 29 December 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link
If you pull this bullshit again I'm gonna cut you
― 龜, Monday, 29 December 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link
assertive 龜
― pursuit of happiness (art), Monday, 29 December 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link
Strange But True: Kobe Bryant STILL leads the Lakers in FG attempts this season (713) despite playing only 35 games.
― 龜, Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:27 (nine years ago) link
ha wow
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 March 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link
the bean is cooked
― Clay, Monday, 30 November 2015 08:00 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVCW7PSUEAArrch.jpg
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 November 2015 08:02 (eight years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BD6i9Ahn_vy/ pre-cooked
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 7 April 2016 22:00 (eight years ago) link
never forget
― k3vin k., Saturday, 9 April 2016 16:10 (eight years ago) link
Haha
― Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Saturday, 9 April 2016 16:17 (eight years ago) link
― Clay, Saturday, 9 April 2016 17:28 (eight years ago) link
shared a nice laugh w a dude @ the gym today when the sportscenter kobels career recap piece got to the shaq 'kobe tell me how my ass taste' part
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 9 April 2016 18:05 (eight years ago) link
Ha that was a good shaq moment tbh
― Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Saturday, 9 April 2016 18:40 (eight years ago) link
https://streamable.com/ri1u
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link
well done
― Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Wednesday, 20 April 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link
http://www.espn.co.uk/nba/story/_/id/15186931/last-true-days-kobe-bryant
kind crazy
― 龜, Monday, 25 April 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link
crazy kobe has been around since forever. he positively scared all his teammates (except shaq).
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 25 April 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link