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didn't realise Norv had a nickname

Troy Aikman
@TroyAikman

Happy 60th birthday to my good friend @chargers Norv Turner! Hope you planned something special Nancy!

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 17 May 2012 19:27 (seven years ago) link

hahahahahah

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 May 2012 19:29 (seven years ago) link

i hope norv's wife is named nancy, otherwise that is kinda sad

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 May 2012 19:29 (seven years ago) link

her name is nancy

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 May 2012 19:33 (seven years ago) link

okay, feeling better about that.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 May 2012 19:38 (seven years ago) link

her name is nancy

― J0rdan S., Thursday, May 17, 2012 3:33 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm just going to choose to ignore this "fact"

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 May 2012 19:45 (seven years ago) link

I think we just found Norbert a new nickname

looool

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 17 May 2012 19:47 (seven years ago) link

‏@ArianFoster
I'm watching reptilian conspiracy videos on YouTube. #davidicke. I like some things he says, but I don't know about this one buddy lol

polyphonic, Sunday, 27 May 2012 04:05 (seven years ago) link

would love to know what things david icke has said that arian foster likes

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 27 May 2012 12:47 (seven years ago) link

five months pass...

@RGIII
I do not have Instagram people #JustSaying

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 01:09 (six years ago) link

ten months pass...

donte' stallworth is recounting the 20th century history of iran tweet by tweet

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 02:13 (six years ago) link

Brandon Bolden ‏@BB_HulkSmash 2h
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Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 10 October 2013 13:38 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Greg Olsen ‏@gregolsen82 1h
Primetime tonight. All eyes on #BlackAndBlue. @TideNFL knows how important they are to our fans. #OurColors #spon

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 8 December 2013 21:45 (five years ago) link

Donovan McNabb ‏@donovanjmcnabb 5m
Is Jason Tucker the best clutch kicker in NFL History?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 20:13 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Wade Phillips ‏@sonofbum 16m
To Texan suite sales-I am sorry,but because of recent changes I will Not renew my purchase of a suite.Hope u understand. Wade Phillips

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 6 January 2014 12:47 (five years ago) link

Jordan Peele
‏@JordanPeele
Worth the penalty. Get it. @LanceMoore16 @KSTiLLS #WhoDat
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdfKMxAIQAAImt2.jpg

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 23:09 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Larry Fitzgerald ‏@LarryFitzgerald 19h
If you could ship anything home from #SB48 using @FedEx #OneRate what would it be? I'll tell you what I would do #WhatWouldYouShip #ad

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 19:34 (five years ago) link

#ad is a pretty amazing hashtag

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 19:56 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Aaron Rodgers
‏@AaronRodgers12
2 of the 3 guys commenting on this workout right now have opinions that shouldn't be taken very seriously.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 March 2014 18:43 (five years ago) link

Richie Incognito ‏@68INCOGNITO 3h
Everybody else leave a message on my Inc. line 9542990345. #holler #madd #motivator most of all #leaders2014

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 March 2014 20:29 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Baltimore Ravens @Ravens · 2h
Janay Rice says she deeply regrets the role that she played the night of the incident.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 May 2014 20:46 (five years ago) link

BParker17
Ray Rice is going to miss 3 games for beating up his girlfriend. Josh Gordon will miss 16 for smoking pot. Great job, @nfl.

polyphonic, Friday, 23 May 2014 21:47 (five years ago) link

@Redsk1ns
Tweet @SenatorReid to show your #Redsk1nsPride and tell him what the team means to you.

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 May 2014 19:09 (five years ago) link

i imagine that was formulated by a senior marketing idiot but actually tweeted by an intern with a shrug and a mental #YOLO

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 29 May 2014 21:08 (five years ago) link

https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/473519729584267264

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:38 (five years ago) link

omg <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:44 (five years ago) link

hey whoa yr back

everyone was all "waaaaaaaaaah I miss H4A" the other day. kinda weird that you would be so obliging lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:45 (five years ago) link

yeah dude has been stinking up his twitter feed with embarrassing shit like this ever since
https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/472934954431959040

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:45 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Maj. Max Geron ‏@MaxDPD 51m
#BREAKING CORRECTION - Yaqub Talib 31yrs old was arrested. My apologies to Aqib Talib. Original information reported was incorrect.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 June 2014 16:40 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

tangential but
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BupmCfMIUAA43zw.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 10 August 2014 14:36 (five years ago) link

kinda lol but kinda sad

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 10 August 2014 17:31 (five years ago) link

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 5m
Could be a coincidence, but w/ Raiders about to pull up to Oxnard, they're playing "Trouble" by Taylor Swift at the field here...

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 3m
Before you ask, I have a 9yr old daughter, and as Swift songs go, that's actually not bad. And I say that as punk fan w/a son named Strummer

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:43 (five years ago) link

I'm a punk fan w/a son named Strummer btw

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:46 (five years ago) link

I think naming a baby human being "Strummer" is more embarrassing than listening to Taylor Swift.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:59 (five years ago) link

agreed

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 17:34 (five years ago) link

This surname-ification of baby names has got to stop.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 18:01 (five years ago) link

this is my baby Schweinsteiger

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 18:03 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Steve Smith Sr ‏@89SteveSmith 17h
"@ProFootballTalk: Panthers paid Steve Smith $3 million to leave instead of $7 million to keep him." actually I received $5 million

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 17:18 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/DgmAeVO.jpg

makes u think

mookieproof, Friday, 10 October 2014 18:24 (five years ago) link

ha beat me to it. i knew he wouldn't disappoint

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 October 2014 18:28 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

@MikeSilver
The crazy thing is Todd Haley is one of the few coordinators in the NFL who truly loves gangsta rap...

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 3 November 2014 06:11 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 12h12 hours ago
Arbeit macht frei

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 12h12 hours ago
Last tweet was in regards to a song by The Libertines. "Arbeit Macht Frei" sorry. Had no idea of any negative connotation.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 November 2014 13:02 (four years ago) link

Woooah what a dumbo

i did it all for the 'nuki (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 27 November 2014 14:41 (four years ago) link

say what now?

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 27 November 2014 15:41 (four years ago) link

jeeeezus

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 November 2014 16:08 (four years ago) link

haha omg

polyphonic, Thursday, 27 November 2014 17:21 (four years ago) link

putz

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 November 2014 17:25 (four years ago) link

lol!

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 December 2014 13:32 (four years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/790994531718205440

solid replies

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 19:21 (two years ago) link

https://twitter.com/RSherman_25/status/796062020323840000

Spottie, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 20:39 (two years ago) link

still a penalty but great pic. this also p good:
https://twitter.com/RSherman_25/status/796036019329998848

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 20:43 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/Lions/status/805522642489016320

FREE BRADY (daria-g), Sunday, 4 December 2016 23:26 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/JManziel2/status/823614425621876736

mookieproof, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:38 (two years ago) link

he's since deleted his account for some reason. overall, probably for the best.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 January 2017 23:06 (two years ago) link

jerry glanville ftw

https://twitter.com/davehill77/status/828648288991772672

mookieproof, Monday, 6 February 2017 17:09 (two years ago) link

thx I needed that today

Brad C., Monday, 6 February 2017 20:15 (two years ago) link

tweet has gone but yeah matt patricia
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4BABl0VUAE99Vf.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 6 February 2017 23:54 (two years ago) link

that glanville story is so good

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 00:36 (two years ago) link

omg that glanville story is perfection

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 00:54 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

https://twitter.com/MoneyLynch/status/857284168111202304

Spottie, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 17:55 (two years ago) link

😃😃😃😃😃

when life gives you lemons & sends yr team to vegas, make lemonade by signing beastmode & give VG some temporary happiness

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 April 2017 04:31 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-rcdRFXcAAt7d9.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 30 April 2017 17:59 (two years ago) link

.@Reince exiting gop cloakroom tells me: "The president stepped up and helped punt the ball into the end zone."

— Molly Hooper (@mollyhooper) May 4, 2017

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 May 2017 19:00 (two years ago) link

touchback!!!

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/football-push.gif

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 May 2017 19:47 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Hahahahahahahaha https://t.co/JNaIGRwb1K

— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) May 24, 2017

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 May 2017 15:23 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

"Hot takes are the easier, lazier way to cover sports" https://t.co/9T10vsdcIO

— Carolina Panthers (@Panthers) July 29, 2017

Spottie, Saturday, 29 July 2017 06:20 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

Happy Birthday to the best mom I could ever ask for. pic.twitter.com/2CssO8COcq

— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) October 1, 2017

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 1 October 2017 16:22 (two years ago) link

essential 80’s moms

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 October 2017 17:23 (two years ago) link

that baby looks half her size

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 2 October 2017 15:04 (two years ago) link

A mysterious tweeter has been defending NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. It’s his wife! https://t.co/kKRhZBnOML

— WSJ Sports (@WSJSports) October 12, 2017

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:26 (two years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:30 (two years ago) link

awww

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:47 (two years ago) link

Rob Ryan looks like Gandalf went undercover to bust a cocaine smuggling ring in Miami in 1986. pic.twitter.com/8nMI4w2Gm5

— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) October 19, 2017

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:40 (two years ago) link

holy shit

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:53 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPFgPdsXcAEt1Gg.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 November 2017 15:34 (one year ago) link

what NFL team do Trump own ? oh yeah they wouldnt let him have one ,!! LMAO https://t.co/1rPa5jfMjE

— Delisa Lynch (@MommaLynch24) November 20, 2017

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 03:31 (one year ago) link

hahahaha

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 03:52 (one year ago) link

Aqib Talib be having my mentions FUCKED UP lol https://t.co/NHsYeKwlGY

— Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) November 28, 2017

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 19:32 (one year ago) link

"Cam can show you the world" pic.twitter.com/Iv7mAlhy25

— Carolina Panthers (@Panthers) December 10, 2017

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Monday, 11 December 2017 02:59 (one year ago) link

this guy

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 December 2017 03:12 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

pic.twitter.com/KOdMJqo1T5

— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) January 7, 2018

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:31 (one year ago) link

Then again he picked me ahead of Peyton too, just sayin!!

— Ryan D Leaf (@RyanDLeaf) January 18, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 January 2018 00:59 (one year ago) link

lmao that's amazing

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 January 2018 04:54 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Somebody please explain how asparagus does it. And you know what I mean by “it”.

— Case Keenum (@casekeenum7) February 3, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 3 February 2018 15:51 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Because I’m a former three-year football letterman who is still hailed as a legend some 20 years later when I attend field parties in my letter jacket, so I know a fraud under center when I see one, and that’s Andy Dalton.

— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) March 1, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:34 (one year ago) link

this is so classic. i should be upset but man the eagles are a fun team and i <3 chris long and legarrette blount

Parade ready pic.twitter.com/tuCQbTkOrY

— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 8, 2018

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 4 March 2018 19:22 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Thanks to @jordanbpeterson for speaking to our staff and enlightening us today! pic.twitter.com/rRW5K1HpQD

— Pete Carroll (@PeteCarroll) May 10, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 11 May 2018 01:53 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

Q: #AskStephenA You think Russell Wilson is overrated?
- @JohnAtMcGee

A: pic.twitter.com/eMXgxHV1z3

— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) November 27, 2018

whole thread has a lot of wisdom

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 23:33 (ten months ago) link

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/Supreme2k/respeck_knuckles.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 00:01 (ten months ago) link


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